What was the worst thing you ever did at school?

brendansmith wrote: »

No I cant say that I do.
Did your school bag have legs?

me_right_one wrote: »

The memories! Me and my mates used to be in a bit earlier than everybody else due to the buses timetable, so this was our time to cause carnage. One lad brought in one of those cobra catapults, and a few ballbearings nearly every morning. We would stand between 2 prefabs where nobody would see us, and fire them at these really high windows in a classroom building on the opposite side of the square. The prefabs were a bit higher up than the other building, so the bearings would always hit the top panes of the windows. The power in those catapults, the bearings would just go clean through the glass without shattering it. Eventually, by the end of the year, the panes started disintegrating one-by-one with all the holes in them. All that time and nobody ever even noticed!!!

Another thing we did in the mornings was to throw ourselves against the wall of this one particular prefab from the outside. The clock would fall of the wall, anything leaning against it would fall, shelves would be de-booked, there would be chalkdust all over the place (the blackboard hung on this wall). Anyway, one morning the teacher walked in to find the place in bits as usual. Some poor little firstyear happened to come in to ask her something. She lit on him, and blamed him for all the weeks we had been doing this, thinking he was sneaking in somehow, and that this time she had caught him. The poor little cnut, I felt sorry for him. She made him clean everything up and watched him while he did it. We could see all this going on from outside, but she didnt know we were watching, we were splitting our holes laughing. Anyway, she watched him leave, locked the place up with a look on her face like the cat that got the cream, and marched him off to the principal. The minute she was gone, we did it again, the worst doing we ever gave it. Dunno how we didnt break a hole in it! The thing is we were first into that room that morning. The whole class was lined up outside waiting to get in as the teacher was late, obviously bollocking the poor firstyear with the principal. The look on her face when she eventually arrived and unlocked the door, it'll never leave me! Disbelief in human form. Meself and the mates were in hysterics. I'm pretty sure the firstyear got off once she saw it wasnt him:o

Ah theres loads more, not enough time to type them all.

aligator_am wrote: »

So you're saying that after this, there was a ban on the saw?


/gets coat

yayamark wrote: »

lit a girls hair on fire.

Had just taken up smoking so was playing with the lighter in class, girls sitting in front of my louise i think had long brown hair so i leant forward and lit it. :eek:

**** me did it go up she must have had a tin of hairspray on it cos she lost a couple of inches. Managed to get away with it teacher never noticed. Smell was horrofic. Girl was sound about it. I felt like a prick and apologised after.

Another day the English teacher was going on about the brontes sisters and mentioned that the human brain is the biggest organ in a womans body.

Out of nowwhere i say "I'm not too sure about that miss" with a wink and some unreal sexual inneundo. She thought about it for a second and went puce red the rest of the class burst out laughing.

Think i learned there i was some where near a smart bollox or a witty fellow.

neil_hosey wrote: »

i brought a machete to school once..