funniest insult you ever recieved

Kasabian · 14-09-2010 09:13PM

"You're only half an idiot , you haven't the brains to be a full one"

Kimia · 14-09-2010 09:29PM

blackbird98 wrote: »

guy meets his ex's new boyfriend and says "hows the second-hand fan*y?"

"Great" says the new boyfriend "after the first 3 inches, it like brand new"

I don't get it?

14-09-2010 09:30PM

Kimia wrote: »

I don't get it?

implying the ex's cock was only 3 inches

DerekDGoldfish · 14-09-2010 09:31PM

I had my pic up on a site and someone sent me a PM
"just though you would like to know, you look like Ian Huntly in that pic"

i didnt particularly like to know that

Kimia · 14-09-2010 09:34PM

bluewolf wrote: »

implying the ex's cock was only 3 inches

Oooh. That's very obtuse.

Chinafoot · 14-09-2010 09:35PM

"The best part of you ran down your mother's leg."

Dad, 2005.

session savage · 14-09-2010 09:41PM

While looking through some old photos, a friend said "wow, you used to be good looking"... the prick.

dr gonzo · 14-09-2010 09:49PM

A couple of knackers once told me to fcuk off home when i was in stephens green.

...bar a few holidays ive spent my entire life in Dublin

Johro · 14-09-2010 10:11PM

Got told I was 'only a f#ckin alien' by a fat, foaming at the mouth, beetrootfaced member of the wonderful garda siochana.
I'm Dutch.

Johro · 14-09-2010 10:18PM

My ex, she tried to bring back a pair of jeans she'd bought, and the shop assistant (who had a moustache) would only give her a credit note. After arguing for a bit, she looked at him for a while and said: 'Listen you.. Just because you got hair round your mouth, don't mean you gotta talk like a c#nt'.

Cullen82 · 14-09-2010 10:48PM

I'm shaven headed now for reasons unknown to meself but I used to be a redhead.

I came out of a well known Dublin club one night and stood outside years ago when I had hair, about to light a cigarette....but I had no light. There was a car full of girls parked beside me so I stepped over and bent down to the window to ask for a light only for the girl driving to smack a kebab with mayonaise all over it into my face....quickly followed by "Get back in your biscuit tin ginger" and they drove.

I don't think I scored that night:rolleyes:....and just so you all know, I tried to get the car reg but couldnt see **** with all the mayo in my eyes:o

NothingMan · 14-09-2010 10:50PM

Cullen82 wrote: »

I'm shaven headed now for reasons unknown to meself but I used to be a redhead.

I came out of a well known Dublin club one night and stood outside, about to light a cigarette....but I had no light. There was a car full of girls parked beside me so I stepped over and bent down to the window to ask for a light only for the girl driving to smack a kebab with mayonaise all over it into my face....quickly followed by "Get back in your biscuit tin ginger" and they drove.

I don't think I scored that night:rolleyes:....and just so you all know, I tried to get the car reg but couldnt see **** with all the mayo in my eyes:o

That's an absolute disgrace. A travesty of the worst order. I would not stand for that. You should have gotten the reg and reported them, even hunted them down and killed all their families.

I mean seriously, who puts mayo on a kebab!!!

AAAAAAAHHH · 14-09-2010 10:51PM

dr gonzo wrote: »

A couple of knackers once told me to fcuk off home when i was in stephens green.

...bar a few holidays ive spent my entire life in Dublin

But do you live in Stephen's green?

Cullen82 · 14-09-2010 10:55PM

NothingMan wrote: »

That's an absolute disgrace. A travesty of the worst order. I would not stand for that. You should have gotten the reg and reported them, even hunted them down and killed all their families.

I mean seriously, who puts mayo on a kebab!!!

The amount of people thanking your post....Bstard!!

And shame on ANYONE else who thanks this post......

I'll wait here to see what happens!

Dubs · 14-09-2010 11:07PM

My surname is Mooney, so needless to say when I was younger I had the nickname Mooner... Kids can be so cruel and accurate!

Was walking by some children the other day who were have a bit of a fight when one of them said 'when you were born the docter screamed "Ahhhh! Put it back in, put it back in!"'. I larfed.