What was the worst thing you ever did at school?

Maths.

Sat behind this male teacher in Transition year and had a steel ruler that i kept spitting on, then i kept flicking the spit onto the back of his jumper. About 10 minutes of spits later he suddenly put his hand back and felt the wet and knew it was me.

The rest didnt end well..

Yore Ma?

Laughed at a girl who fell over and broke her arm.

It was really frickin funny though

cooltown wrote: »

What was the worst thing you ever did at school?

Listened to my religion teacher

I was on the student council, which meant that the old hags of teachers thought the sun shone out of your arse, so one day we were sitting in business class with our year head as a teacher and the girl sitting next to me, who the cnut of a teacher hated, put up her hand and said she didn't feel well and asked to leave, which the teacher refused.

About ten minutes later, the girl, who at this stage was very, very pale, and shaking, put up her hand again to ask to leave and was again, refused. When the girl eventually collapsed on the desk a few minutes after that, the teacher just shouted at her 'OH GET UP AND STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC!', then i just snapped and roared at her that she should cop on, the girl was obviously ill, and it wouldn't kill her to smarten up a bit and pay some more attention to her students welfare.

Needless to say, it got a bit quiet in the room after that, and the girl was allowed to leave, with myself to wait with her until her parents came to collect her.

Never got in trouble for it, she never mentioned it again, probably because she knew she was the one in the wrong.

I think that's the worst thing i did in school. Apart from the usual scaring teachers, humming together as a class to annoy the teachers and other silly little pranks.

Oh, myself and a few friends also handcuffed someone to a radiator with pinky fetish handcuffs, but that was just harmless fun...

Was sitting in the office chatting to a mate about what happened the weekend before and accidentally Screamed "Bl**j*b!!" just as the principal walked in!!:D

poisonated wrote: »

Do you have terrets? If so, you shouldn't really get in trouble for it.:)

Terrets?

Tourettes, maybe?

Worst thing I did, well, not worst, but nastiest. An exam in maths. Split up so that there was one at a desk. Sat zigzag, for some unknown teacher reason. I wasn't feeling great, and just got worse through throughout the exam.

Next thing, vomit was streaming from my mouth. Projectile vomit. I missed my desk, the desk in front of me, and covered the desk in front of that!

I was sent to the VP's office until my parents came to collect me.

Had me a danger ****.

lit a girls hair on fire.

Had just taken up smoking so was playing with the lighter in class, girls sitting in front of my louise i think had long brown hair so i leant forward and lit it. :eek:

**** me did it go up she must have had a tin of hairspray on it cos she lost a couple of inches. Managed to get away with it teacher never noticed. Smell was horrofic. Girl was sound about it. I felt like a prick and apologised after.

Another day the English teacher was going on about the brontes sisters and mentioned that the human brain is the biggest organ in a womans body.

Out of nowwhere i say "I'm not too sure about that miss" with a wink and some unreal sexual inneundo. She thought about it for a second and went puce red the rest of the class burst out laughing.

Think i learned there i was some where near a smart bollox or a witty fellow.