House just been egged.

friendface · 13-09-2010 01:13AM #1

Our house was just egged.:mad: Damn first years! Is there any sort of deterrent we can use to keep this from happening. I get the feeling it's going to become a regular occurrence this year. Just hoping they don't start targeting the cars. :eek:

Geansai Rua · 13-09-2010 01:16AM

They wont be doing it when they run out of money soon...
In fact you will probably see them tomorrow trying to lick them back off the walls..;)

admiralofthefleet · 13-09-2010 01:17AM

run outside with a frying pan and catch your breakfast

orourkeda · 13-09-2010 01:17AM

Were teh egges poached or fertilised

mikom · 13-09-2010 01:17AM

friendface wrote: »

Our house was just egged.:mad: Damn first years!

They were probably on yolks.

TPD · 13-09-2010 01:18AM

Paintball gun plus balaclava multiplied by upstairs window equals problem solved.

round tower huntsman · 13-09-2010 01:18AM

take it from me. dont give em any sort of reaction and they'll move on.
i was a serial egger,nick nacker and all we wanted was a chase.

some_dose · 13-09-2010 01:19AM

1. Put a sign in your front garden requesting that they throw rashers instead.
2. Repeat scenario for sausages, puddings, tomatoes, etc...
3. ????
4. Profit

arybvtcw0eolkf · 13-09-2010 01:19AM

friendface wrote: »

Our house was just egged.:mad:

Only fvcking chickens would do that :mad:

Ghost Train · 13-09-2010 01:20AM

Poor old Hugh Laurie

Scuid Mhór · 13-09-2010 01:22AM

they're thirteen. get a backbone and stand up to them ffs.

johnn · 13-09-2010 01:24AM

Egging the sport of kings....along with Jocking or "Kacking"

round tower huntsman · 13-09-2010 01:25AM

kacking- expalin?

BeeJazizWafuls · 13-09-2010 01:26AM

Giant Squid wrote: »

they're thirteen. get a backbone and stand up to them ffs.

i think the OP meant first years in college

orourkeda · 13-09-2010 01:27AM

johnn wrote: »

Egging the sport of kings....along with Jocking or "Kacking"

and nick nacking

questionmark? · 13-09-2010 01:28AM

Set up a facebook page " I was egged by a bunch of chickens thinking there funny with there fowl play and i went on boards to moan about it instead of contacting chuck norris to crack there asses"

round tower huntsman · 13-09-2010 01:28AM

theyr're still kids acting the maggot not the mccarthy/dundons ffs:rolleyes:

fonecrusher1 · 13-09-2010 01:29AM

Must be eggstremely annoying alright.

Fowler87 · 13-09-2010 01:29AM

Shotgun is the only thing im afraid:pac:

johnn · 13-09-2010 01:31AM

round tower huntsman wrote: »

kacking- expalin?

means the same as Jocking, "You got Kacked"

Kacks a slang word for trousers

round tower huntsman · 13-09-2010 01:33AM

oh roigh', pordon me.

Ruu_Old · 13-09-2010 01:35AM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Must be eggstremely annoying alright.

Eggcellent. *drums fingers*

round tower huntsman · 13-09-2010 01:42AM

i'd crack if some one egged my house, did they scramble after they threw the egg? who's going to shell out for the damage,..........i kill me:D

take everything · 13-09-2010 01:42AM

Get a hard boiled detective after them and watch em scramble.
You might have to shell out though.

/yeah i'm bored

Edit: i just see round tower huntsman poached my stuff.

msg11 · 13-09-2010 01:46AM

Eggcellent story.

I GOT EGG ON MY FACE..

On a serious note, I would get that egg cleaned off quick. It will leave a nasty stain for ages if you don't

fonecrusher1 · 13-09-2010 01:50AM

Scramble hard-boiled egg-insert word that fits- ehhh??? crack/cracked, shell out/shelled uhh....you should have beaten them up, chicken sh!ts.....etc etc.

And so on & on.......

fonecrusher1 · 13-09-2010 01:51AM

msg11 wrote: »

Eggcellent story.

Good one. Hasn't been said yet.

msg11 · 13-09-2010 01:56AM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Good one. Hasn't been said yet.

Balls, And I even looked to see if it was done already.

Daemos · 13-09-2010 01:58AM

msg11 wrote: »

Balls, And I even looked to see if it was done already.

Well you have egg on your face now, don't you?

msg11 · 13-09-2010 01:59AM

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Well you have egg on your face now, don't you?

Ye and what , so dose your ma.

Sharpshooter · 13-09-2010 02:00AM

friendface wrote: »

Our house was just egged.:mad: Damn first years! Is there any sort of deterrent we can use to keep this from happening.

Judging from your :mad: you're not yolking, my advice would be to crack on.

friendface wrote: »

I get the feeling it's going to become a regular occurrence this year. Just hoping they don't start targeting the cars. :eek:

:eek:

Now that would be eggs-treme, try to have a civil eggs-change with them and keep your sunny side up.

House just been egged.

Comments