House just been egged.

friendface · 13-09-2010 12:13am #1

Our house was just egged.:mad: Damn first years! Is there any sort of deterrent we can use to keep this from happening. I get the feeling it's going to become a regular occurrence this year. Just hoping they don't start targeting the cars. :eek:

Geansai Rua · 13-09-2010 12:16am

They wont be doing it when they run out of money soon...
In fact you will probably see them tomorrow trying to lick them back off the walls..;)

admiralofthefleet · 13-09-2010 12:17am

run outside with a frying pan and catch your breakfast

orourkeda · 13-09-2010 12:17am

Were teh egges poached or fertilised

mikom · 13-09-2010 12:17am

friendface wrote: »

Our house was just egged.:mad: Damn first years!

They were probably on yolks.

TPD · 13-09-2010 12:18am

Paintball gun plus balaclava multiplied by upstairs window equals problem solved.

round tower huntsman · 13-09-2010 12:18am

take it from me. dont give em any sort of reaction and they'll move on.
i was a serial egger,nick nacker and all we wanted was a chase.

some_dose · 13-09-2010 12:19am

1. Put a sign in your front garden requesting that they throw rashers instead.
2. Repeat scenario for sausages, puddings, tomatoes, etc...
3. ????
4. Profit

arybvtcw0eolkf · 13-09-2010 12:19am

friendface wrote: »

Our house was just egged.:mad:

Only fvcking chickens would do that :mad:

Ghost Train · 13-09-2010 12:20am

Poor old Hugh Laurie

Scuid Mhór · 13-09-2010 12:22am

they're thirteen. get a backbone and stand up to them ffs.

johnn · 13-09-2010 12:24am

Egging the sport of kings....along with Jocking or "Kacking"

round tower huntsman · 13-09-2010 12:25am

kacking- expalin?

BeeJazizWafuls · 13-09-2010 12:26am

Giant Squid wrote: »

they're thirteen. get a backbone and stand up to them ffs.

i think the OP meant first years in college

orourkeda · 13-09-2010 12:27am

johnn wrote: »

Egging the sport of kings....along with Jocking or "Kacking"

and nick nacking

questionmark? · 13-09-2010 12:28am

Set up a facebook page " I was egged by a bunch of chickens thinking there funny with there fowl play and i went on boards to moan about it instead of contacting chuck norris to crack there asses"

round tower huntsman · 13-09-2010 12:28am

theyr're still kids acting the maggot not the mccarthy/dundons ffs:rolleyes:

fonecrusher1 · 13-09-2010 12:29am

Must be eggstremely annoying alright.

Fowler87 · 13-09-2010 12:29am

Shotgun is the only thing im afraid:pac:

johnn · 13-09-2010 12:31am

round tower huntsman wrote: »

kacking- expalin?

means the same as Jocking, "You got Kacked"

Kacks a slang word for trousers

round tower huntsman · 13-09-2010 12:33am

oh roigh', pordon me.

Ruu_Old · 13-09-2010 12:35am

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Must be eggstremely annoying alright.

Eggcellent. *drums fingers*

round tower huntsman · 13-09-2010 12:42am

i'd crack if some one egged my house, did they scramble after they threw the egg? who's going to shell out for the damage,..........i kill me:D

take everything · 13-09-2010 12:42am

Get a hard boiled detective after them and watch em scramble.
You might have to shell out though.

/yeah i'm bored

Edit: i just see round tower huntsman poached my stuff.

msg11 · 13-09-2010 12:46am

Eggcellent story.

I GOT EGG ON MY FACE..

On a serious note, I would get that egg cleaned off quick. It will leave a nasty stain for ages if you don't

fonecrusher1 · 13-09-2010 12:50am

Scramble hard-boiled egg-insert word that fits- ehhh??? crack/cracked, shell out/shelled uhh....you should have beaten them up, chicken sh!ts.....etc etc.

And so on & on.......

fonecrusher1 · 13-09-2010 12:51am

msg11 wrote: »

Eggcellent story.

Good one. Hasn't been said yet.

msg11 · 13-09-2010 12:56am

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Good one. Hasn't been said yet.

Balls, And I even looked to see if it was done already.

Daemos · 13-09-2010 12:58am

msg11 wrote: »

Balls, And I even looked to see if it was done already.

Well you have egg on your face now, don't you?

msg11 · 13-09-2010 12:59am

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Well you have egg on your face now, don't you?

Ye and what , so dose your ma.

Sharpshooter · 13-09-2010 1:00am

friendface wrote: »

Our house was just egged.:mad: Damn first years! Is there any sort of deterrent we can use to keep this from happening.

Judging from your :mad: you're not yolking, my advice would be to crack on.

friendface wrote: »

I get the feeling it's going to become a regular occurrence this year. Just hoping they don't start targeting the cars. :eek:

:eek:

Now that would be eggs-treme, try to have a civil eggs-change with them and keep your sunny side up.

friendface · 13-09-2010 1:01am

round tower huntsman wrote: »

theyr're still kids acting the maggot not the mccarthy/dundons ffs:rolleyes:

Wait, let me eggsplain. You see I'm no eggspert on beating up chickens.

Daemos · 13-09-2010 1:04am

msg11 wrote: »

Ye and what , so dose your ma.

I can see your originality hasn't egg-shelled much

msg11 · 13-09-2010 1:08am

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

I can see your originality hasn't egg-shelled much

I am not really that well eggucated on the subject of eggs to be quite honest.

Daemos · 13-09-2010 1:10am

I agree, we've said an oeuf by now

friendface · 13-09-2010 1:13am

msg11 wrote: »

I am not really that well eggucated on the subject of eggs to be quite honest.

That was eggscrutiating!

coughlan08 · 13-09-2010 1:19am

BeeJazizWafuls wrote: »

i think the OP meant first years in college

hardly now in fairness.:rolleyes:
they are way too busy drinking,,i know i am anyway..:cool:

gizmo · 13-09-2010 1:25am

friendface wrote: »

Our house was just egged.:mad: Damn first years! Is there any sort of deterrent we can use to keep this from happening. I get the feeling it's going to become a regular occurrence this year. Just hoping they don't start targeting the cars. :eek:

First years? First year college students? :eek:

longshanks · 13-09-2010 1:26am

I thought the op said his horse had been egged. That would have been an interesting thread...

fonecrusher1 · 13-09-2010 1:26am

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Now that would be eggs-treme

Love it. Now that definitely hasn't been said before......

:mad:

Sharpshooter · 13-09-2010 1:36am

Did I poach it?

I jumped straight in, sorry if it was posted before.:pac:

fonecrusher1 · 13-09-2010 1:38am

Only messin. Couldn't care less.:pac:

TouchingVirus · 13-09-2010 1:40am

Om-el-ette you in on a little secret... it was me who egged your house.

Daemos · 13-09-2010 1:41am

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Only messin. Couldn't care less.:pac:

Scrambling for cover, are we?

Sharpshooter · 13-09-2010 1:45am

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Only messin. Couldn't care less.:pac:

Messing with eggs creates yolks that can get scrambled.

I'm eggs-tremely sorry.

Havermeyer · 13-09-2010 1:55am

Emerald Long Guano wrote: »

Only fvcking chickens would do that :mad:

Idd. Gone are the days when students/kids had any balls and did proper knick knacks.

No damage/vandalism to property. Higher chance of getting caught. etc etc

They just don't make them like they used to.