I think I may be having an existential crisis..

Lux23 · 13-09-2010 12:02AM #1

Everything bores me...

I sometimes go out of my way to offend people just to get some sort of reaction..

I wake up and think of what I need to do that day and it just seems all so pointless so I end up either staying in bed or I go out and get drunk and have sex with some art student or tourist..

This would normally cheer me up but not even deflowering 17 year olds from Donegal isn't doing it?

Has anyone else ever been in this situation? Or am i just bored?

W.Shakes-Beer · 13-09-2010 12:05AM

Lux23 wrote: »

This would normally cheer me up but not even deflowering 17 year olds from Donegal is doing it?

Has anyone else ever been in this situation?

No.

orourkeda · 13-09-2010 12:06AM

Absolutely.

A completely unfulfilling existence. I'm unemployed at the moment but even when I was working there was always a sense of lack of achievement or real satisfaction

smcgiff · 13-09-2010 12:06AM

Lux23 wrote: »

Everything bores me...

I sometimes go out of my way to offend people just to get some sort of reaction..

I wake up and think of what I need to do that day and it just seems all so pointless so I end up either staying in bed or I go out and get drunk and have sex with some art student or tourist..

This would normally cheer me up but not even deflowering 17 year olds from Donegal is doing it?

Has anyone else ever been in this situation?

It's probably depression. A visit to your doctor may help. Not necessarily drugs, but counselling help.

Btw, way to go helping the tourist industry!

starbelgrade · 13-09-2010 12:06AM

I think the OP is Bruce Wayne.

orourkeda · 13-09-2010 12:08AM

digme wrote: »

you might want to look into extreme sporting activities. why don't you try shag mary harney?

Bestiality is banned

stovelid · 13-09-2010 12:10AM

Lux23 wrote: »

I think I may be having an existential crisis.

Sounds like you need to sartre yourself out.

Lux23 · 13-09-2010 12:10AM

smcgiff wrote: »

It's probably depression. A visit to your doctor may help. Not necessarily drugs, but counselling help.

Btw, way to go helping the tourist industry!

No Im not sad, just couldn't give a toss about anything. Plus I spend a good bit of time exercising so I shouldnt get depressed.

orourkeda · 13-09-2010 12:12AM

Lux23 wrote: »

No Im not sad, just couldn't give a toss about anything. Plus I spend a good bit of time exercising so I shouldnt get depressed.

Curries, coke, booze and hookers.

Way more fun

smcgiff · 13-09-2010 12:13AM

Lux23 wrote: »

No Im not sad, just couldn't give a toss about anything.

But that is depression, afaik.

digme · 13-09-2010 12:14AM

Lux23 wrote: »

Everything bores me...

I sometimes go out of my way to offend people just to get some sort of reaction..

I wake up and think of what I need to do that day and it just seems all so pointless so I end up either staying in bed or I go out and get drunk and have sex with some art student or tourist..

This would normally cheer me up but not even deflowering 17 year olds from Donegal isn't doing it?

Has anyone else ever been in this situation? Or am i just bored?

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mikom · 13-09-2010 12:14AM

Lux23 wrote: »

Plus I spend a good bit of time exercising so I shouldnt get depressed.

Tell that to the slaves in the cotton fields.

starbelgrade · 13-09-2010 12:14AM

stovelid wrote: »

Sounds like you need to sartre yourself out.

I have a feeling that this joke will only appeal to a nietzsche market.

The_Kew_Tour · 13-09-2010 12:15AM

You sound Boring to be around

Ush1 · 13-09-2010 12:15AM

Keep up the shagging and maybe catch of good dose of HIV. Heroin use also helps.

Nothing shifts priorities better than your life and health being threatened. Should keep ya occupied for a while at least.

round tower huntsman · 13-09-2010 12:16AM

Lux23 wrote: »

Everything bores me...

I sometimes go out of my way to offend people just to get some sort of reaction..

I wake up and think of what I need to do that day and it just seems all so pointless so I end up either staying in bed or I go out and get drunk and have sex with some art student or tourist..

This would normally cheer me up but not even deflowering 17 year olds from Donegal isn't doing it?

Has anyone else ever been in this situation? Or am i just bored?

have you tried de flowering 17 yr old boys from donegal?? i mean look at wee daniel, never have i seen a happier more content man;)

Micky Dolenz · 13-09-2010 12:17AM

I felt like that once. I took a break from meaning less sex, a self imposed celibacy so to speak. It did my soul no end of good. Do that for a while and when you do, do it , you will feel like a virgin touched for the very first time

previous user · 13-09-2010 12:17AM

Lux23 wrote: »

Everything bores me...

I sometimes go out of my way to offend people just to get some sort of reaction..

I wake up and think of what I need to do that day and it just seems all so pointless so I end up either staying in bed or I go out and get drunk and have sex with some art student or tourist..

This would normally cheer me up but not even deflowering 17 year olds from Donegal isn't doing it?

Has anyone else ever been in this situation? Or am i just bored?

I can relate, yes.

smcgiff · 13-09-2010 12:17AM

adrian280582 wrote: »

You sound Boring to be around

Unless you happen to be 17 and from Donegal or other foreign parts

JONJO THE MISER · 13-09-2010 12:18AM

Im very very rarely boared, despite being unemployed at the moment i still find plenty to do, in fact i wish there were more hours in the day.

Daemos · 13-09-2010 12:18AM

Lux23 wrote: »

I end up either staying in bed or I go out and get drunk and have sex with some art student or tourist..

You sir, are the luckiest man alive

stovelid · 13-09-2010 12:19AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I have a feeling that this joke will only appeal to a nietzsche market.

Stop being a smart kant.

stateofflux · 13-09-2010 12:19AM

you'll get over your nietzsche paradox....when the rent & esb is due...always works for me...

smcgiff · 13-09-2010 12:19AM

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

You sir, are the luckiest man alive

???

Lux23 · 13-09-2010 12:19AM

A friend just told me that I can't be having an existential crisis because I am female? Is he just an idiot?

smcgiff · 13-09-2010 12:20AM

stovelid wrote: »

Stop being a smart kant.

Get a room boys - ye know ye want to !!!

mikom · 13-09-2010 12:21AM

Lux23 wrote: »

A friend just told me that I can't be having an existential crisis because I am female?

Depends......... Are you Jennifer Jason Leigh?

Lux23 · 13-09-2010 12:22AM

mikom wrote: »

Depends......... Are you Jennifer Jason Leigh?

No. Maybe I am just a moany c**t.

doctorwu · 13-09-2010 12:22AM

Classic case. Walter Mitty with delusional depression. Oh the ennui.

mikom · 13-09-2010 12:24AM

Lux23 wrote: »

No. Maybe I am just a moany c**t.

Do you know what you need now.

A sprog.

fonecrusher1 · 13-09-2010 12:24AM

Lux23 wrote: »

A friend just told me that I can't be having an existential crisis because I am female? Is he just an idiot?

Hold on a second. Your female.

/automatically goes straight to Lux23's profile page....

I think I may be having an existential crisis..

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