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I think I may be having an existential crisis..

  • 12-09-2010 11:02pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭


    Everything bores me...

    I sometimes go out of my way to offend people just to get some sort of reaction..

    I wake up and think of what I need to do that day and it just seems all so pointless so I end up either staying in bed or I go out and get drunk and have sex with some art student or tourist..

    This would normally cheer me up but not even deflowering 17 year olds from Donegal isn't doing it?

    Has anyone else ever been in this situation? Or am i just bored?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Lux23 wrote: »
    This would normally cheer me up but not even deflowering 17 year olds from Donegal is doing it?

    Has anyone else ever been in this situation?


    No.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Absolutely.

    A completely unfulfilling existence. I'm unemployed at the moment but even when I was working there was always a sense of lack of achievement or real satisfaction


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Everything bores me...

    I sometimes go out of my way to offend people just to get some sort of reaction..

    I wake up and think of what I need to do that day and it just seems all so pointless so I end up either staying in bed or I go out and get drunk and have sex with some art student or tourist..

    This would normally cheer me up but not even deflowering 17 year olds from Donegal is doing it?

    Has anyone else ever been in this situation?

    It's probably depression. A visit to your doctor may help. Not necessarily drugs, but counselling help.

    Btw, way to go helping the tourist industry! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I think the OP is Bruce Wayne.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    digme wrote: »
    you might want to look into extreme sporting activities. why don't you try shag mary harney?

    Bestiality is banned


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Lux23 wrote: »
    I think I may be having an existential crisis.

    Sounds like you need to sartre yourself out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    smcgiff wrote: »
    It's probably depression. A visit to your doctor may help. Not necessarily drugs, but counselling help.

    Btw, way to go helping the tourist industry! ;)

    No Im not sad, just couldn't give a toss about anything. Plus I spend a good bit of time exercising so I shouldnt get depressed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Lux23 wrote: »
    No Im not sad, just couldn't give a toss about anything. Plus I spend a good bit of time exercising so I shouldnt get depressed.

    Curries, coke, booze and hookers.

    Way more fun


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Lux23 wrote: »
    No Im not sad, just couldn't give a toss about anything.

    But that is depression, afaik.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,584 ✭✭✭digme


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Everything bores me...

    I sometimes go out of my way to offend people just to get some sort of reaction..

    I wake up and think of what I need to do that day and it just seems all so pointless so I end up either staying in bed or I go out and get drunk and have sex with some art student or tourist..

    This would normally cheer me up but not even deflowering 17 year olds from Donegal isn't doing it?

    Has anyone else ever been in this situation? Or am i just bored?
    The Value Of Active Thinking

    Written by Evan Bailyn on 06/20 at 01:02 PM
    The most interesting people I know all have one thing in common - they think about things. While thinking may not sound like a special activity, very few people use their minds actively; instead, they go through life making passive associations, allowing whatever words or images float to the forefront of their minds to convey their thoughts. This tendency to live blurrily, rather than with acuity and awareness, inhibits communication on a large scale in our society. The result is that everyday interaction has become much less meaningful than it could be.



    maybe your just a zombie bud like 99% of other people
    linky


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Plus I spend a good bit of time exercising so I shouldnt get depressed.

    Tell that to the slaves in the cotton fields.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    stovelid wrote: »
    Sounds like you need to sartre yourself out.

    I have a feeling that this joke will only appeal to a nietzsche market.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,485 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    You sound Boring to be around


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,482 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    Keep up the shagging and maybe catch of good dose of HIV. Heroin use also helps.

    Nothing shifts priorities better than your life and health being threatened. Should keep ya occupied for a while at least.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 804 ✭✭✭round tower huntsman


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Everything bores me...

    I sometimes go out of my way to offend people just to get some sort of reaction..

    I wake up and think of what I need to do that day and it just seems all so pointless so I end up either staying in bed or I go out and get drunk and have sex with some art student or tourist..

    This would normally cheer me up but not even deflowering 17 year olds from Donegal isn't doing it?

    Has anyone else ever been in this situation? Or am i just bored?
    have you tried de flowering 17 yr old boys from donegal?? i mean look at wee daniel, never have i seen a happier more content man;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I felt like that once. I took a break from meaning less sex, a self imposed celibacy so to speak. It did my soul no end of good. Do that for a while and when you do, do it , you will feel like a virgin touched for the very first time ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭previous user


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Everything bores me...

    I sometimes go out of my way to offend people just to get some sort of reaction..

    I wake up and think of what I need to do that day and it just seems all so pointless so I end up either staying in bed or I go out and get drunk and have sex with some art student or tourist..

    This would normally cheer me up but not even deflowering 17 year olds from Donegal isn't doing it?

    Has anyone else ever been in this situation? Or am i just bored?

    I can relate, yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    You sound Boring to be around

    Unless you happen to be 17 and from Donegal or other foreign parts


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Im very very rarely boared, despite being unemployed at the moment i still find plenty to do, in fact i wish there were more hours in the day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    Lux23 wrote: »
    I end up either staying in bed or I go out and get drunk and have sex with some art student or tourist..
    You sir, are the luckiest man alive


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I have a feeling that this joke will only appeal to a nietzsche market.

    Stop being a smart kant. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭stateofflux


    you'll get over your nietzsche paradox....when the rent & esb is due...always works for me...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    DaPoolRulz wrote: »
    You sir, are the luckiest man alive

    ???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    A friend just told me that I can't be having an existential crisis because I am female? Is he just an idiot?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    stovelid wrote: »
    Stop being a smart kant. ;)

    Get a room boys - ye know ye want to !!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Lux23 wrote: »
    A friend just told me that I can't be having an existential crisis because I am female?

    Depends......... Are you Jennifer Jason Leigh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    mikom wrote: »
    Depends......... Are you Jennifer Jason Leigh?

    No. Maybe I am just a moany c**t.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 86 ✭✭doctorwu


    Classic case. Walter Mitty with delusional depression. Oh the ennui.icon7.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Lux23 wrote: »
    No. Maybe I am just a moany c**t.

    Do you know what you need now.

    A sprog.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Lux23 wrote: »
    A friend just told me that I can't be having an existential crisis because I am female? Is he just an idiot?

    Hold on a second. Your female.



    /automatically goes straight to Lux23's profile page....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    stovelid wrote: »
    Stop being a smart kant. ;)

    I wish I could, but I can do foucault about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    No I really don't want a child.

    And why do people always think Im male? Online I mean.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Lux23 wrote: »

    And why do people always think Im male? Online I mean.

    Because of your refreshingly liberal admission of liking casual sex?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Lux23 wrote: »
    No I really don't want a child.

    And why do people always think Im male? Online I mean.

    Females are not supposed to have sex lives :p:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Because of your refreshingly liberal admission of liking casual sex?

    Loads of women talk about casual sex on this site. Plus Lux is a really girly name. Now I am having a gender crisis too.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Loads of women talk about casual sex on this site.

    But none that converse with fonecrusher1 ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Loads of women talk about casual sex on this site. Plus Lux is a really girly name. Now I am having a gender crisis too.

    First of all, what age are you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Loads of women talk about casual sex on this site. Plus Lux is a really girly name. Now I am having a gender crisis too.


    As far as I am concerned you are a male unless photographic evidence come to light.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Everything bores me...

    I sometimes go out of my way to offend people just to get some sort of reaction..

    I wake up and think of what I need to do that day and it just seems all so pointless so I end up either staying in bed or I go out and get drunk and have sex with some art student or tourist..

    This would normally cheer me up but not even deflowering 17 year olds from Donegal isn't doing it?

    Has anyone else ever been in this situation? Or am i just bored?

    kinda feel like that often, except without the sleeping with people part


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    You're just gonna Kafka get on with it, OP. Camus at least come to terms with that?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    First of all, what age are you?

    28.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 804 ✭✭✭round tower huntsman


    Lux23 wrote: »
    No I really don't want a child.

    And why do people always think Im male? Online I mean.
    women dont "de flower" 17 yr olds.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Lux23 wrote: »
    28.

    Great.

    ahem....PICS or GTFO.


    Im sorry i had to.:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    women dont "de flower" 17 yr olds.

    Really? So who does it then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 804 ✭✭✭round tower huntsman


    28 stalking 17 yr old lads......oh how many nights i dreamed of a woman like you...unfortunately im at an age now that a 28 yr old isnt cougar enough for me;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Really? So who does it then?

    He's being a pedant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    smcgiff wrote: »
    But none that converse with fonecrusher1 ;)

    Your a mod for accountancy.

    I'd say i converse with a lot more than you.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    28 stalking 17 yr old lads......oh how many nights i dreamed of a woman like you...unfortunately im at an age now that a 28 yr old isnt cougar enough for me;)

    I don't stalk them. They just land in my lap, a gift from God if you will. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Your a mod for accountancy.

    I'd say i converse with a lot more than you.;)

    Nah - ever since Ewan McGregor's portrayal we're allowed to talk to girls (just not touch *giggle*)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 804 ✭✭✭round tower huntsman


    As far as I am concerned you are a male unless photographic evidence come to light.:pac:
    your a lad. no woman would use the term' de flower' imo.


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