have you ever got mugged?

CorkMan · 12-09-2010 10:04PM #1

I did once when I was living in Dublin. I was 13 when I got mugged by some big fellas in his late 20s.

I was around 5'8 and 13 and a half stone, he was 6'2 and around 18 stone. He grabbed a piece of steel of the ground and threatened to bash in my head with it unless I gave him my 2 rings. He also said if I told anyone he would find me and him and a bunch of guys would kick the crap out of me.

I found out his name through my sources and when I was 15 I saw him name in court and he had 83 convinctions!!! Tell me your stories!

Red Hand · 12-09-2010 10:08PM

Got teacupped once.

(Nope, never mugged. I look like a poor person methinks)

starbelgrade · 12-09-2010 10:09PM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Got teacupped once.

Are you sure you don't mean teabagged?

12-09-2010 10:10PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Are you sure you don't mean teabagged?

Or butt raped perhaps

Sea Sharp · 12-09-2010 10:11PM

I did yeah, it all happened so fast.
How was I suppose to know wallet inspectors weren't real.:o

rebel10 · 12-09-2010 10:11PM

Thats funny, i was only talking about mugging in another thread.
Ya once abroad by a brazillian guy. I was walking with my sister down a poorly lit street and this guy on a moped was shouting over to us, we kept walking and next thing a guy comes running towards us grabs my bag and keeps running, knocking me to the ground.
He kept calling my sisters mobile from my phone saying the most disgusting things. Rang meteor to ask them to block my phone. Guess what they didn't and he ran up a bill of 300eur in calls to Brazil that night. Thank god they record calls with meteor as i was able to complain and at first they denied receiving a call from me but then admitted a call was lodged.
Well thats my story

admiralofthefleet · 12-09-2010 10:11PM

nope, people actually avoid me on the street, i always have an angry look on my face and im fairly built and have a beer belly

alwaysadub · 12-09-2010 10:14PM

Nope never been robbed of anything. Thank fcuk cos i don't have much in the first place.

themandan6611 · 12-09-2010 10:14PM

never been mugged but i have mugged a few people alright:D

davrho · 12-09-2010 10:15PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Are you sure you don't mean teabagged?

One can of Tyskie has just been skited across the room. In bits laughing at this. Brilliant:D

Superbus · 12-09-2010 10:16PM

Nearly. Cornered by some girl with a pram in some woods, just ran the other way.

Pathetically, I was absolutely terrified.

KeithM89_old · 12-09-2010 10:19PM

Nope but i caught a mugger

starbelgrade · 12-09-2010 10:21PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Nope but i caught a mugger

Are you sure you don't mean syphillis?

KeithM89_old · 12-09-2010 10:22PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Are you sure you don't mean syphillis?

Thats the one!! - i always get those 2 mixed up. Silly me

SV · 12-09-2010 10:23PM

You were a fúcking HUGE 13 year old

stovelid · 12-09-2010 10:24PM

Held up once with a handgun (that turned out to be a replica) in a place I worked.

Also had my wallet snatched years ago in a shop and actually chased and nearly caught the bloke but he pulled out a syringe so I decided to walk away.

starbelgrade · 12-09-2010 10:26PM

Every time I go out in Dublin, I wake up with an empty wallet. Have never been mugged, but that's the closest I've got to feeling like it.

Biggins · 12-09-2010 10:27PM

It was tried but it didn't go well for him.
Knocked him out and disarmed him. Dragged his sorry ass to the Garda station and threw him in the main doors.
(14 years of 5 day a week Wado-Ryu training and other styles)

AckwelFoley · 12-09-2010 10:27PM

Me? Mugged?

lol no..

im getting an erection thinking about some one trying to rob me.. it wouldnt end well

alwaysadub · 12-09-2010 10:31PM

snyper wrote: »

Me? Mugged?

lol no..

im getting an erection thinking about some one trying to rob me..

Well,whatever turns you on i suppose! :pac:

starbelgrade · 12-09-2010 10:31PM

snyper wrote: »

Me? Mugged?

lol no..

im getting an erection thinking about some one trying to rob me.. it wouldnt end well

Holy crap - that is one strange fetish.

Dudess · 12-09-2010 10:31PM

I was waiting for someone outside Trinity College and a young fella (accompanied by others) pulled my phone out of my hand... then turned on his heel and gave it back to me, noting "It's too sh1te"...

Abi · 12-09-2010 10:31PM

I've never been mugged (thankfully). I've never been in a position where I've been faced with a knife or a gun or even a replica for that matter, again thankfully.

But when faced with a threat I have a fight rather than flight reaction. It's not pretty for a girl to carry on that way, I know, or particularly clever for that matter. But its a survival instinct, and a feeling I cannot explain. Just pure hatrid for the person that thinks they can take advantage of you, and it makes no odds to me if its a woman or a man - they don't have to be a particular gender to be the scum of the earth.

brummytom · 12-09-2010 10:33PM

I... sort of have.

Was out in the town centre (not Birmingham, before I moved back); a very small, quiet town. Went to the shop with 3 mates, was approached by around 20-25 young lads.

Stopped us dead in our tracks, a few of them started circling us. "HU R U, YE?" (text speak to demonstrate idiocy) a mate of mine calmly told them his name, and asked who they were; which, obviously was ignored.

One came up to another mate, said nothing, just held a bottle to his head.

Then one came up to me, and started going through my pockets. What I don't understand is - I had a wallet there, and he ignored it?

Not sure if that really counts as a mugging as they didn't actually steal anything, but it was still scary.

I think they thought we might have knifes, they seemed on the lookout - but I mean, for God sake; we were four white middle class kids. We looked more like a boyband than thugs.

Abi · 12-09-2010 10:33PM

Dudess wrote: »

I was waiting for someone outside Trinity College and a young fella (accompanied by others) pulled my phone out of my hand... then turned on his heel and gave it back to me, noting "It's too sh1te"...

I see where that went wrong... the poor bastard :pac:

/ducks out of thread.. sorry... couldnt help it...

/runs away

12-09-2010 10:34PM

Not mugged though myself and an ex were walking home one evening when some random guy we'd passed earlier did a uturn and punched him a few times :mad:
Kept yelling to leave him alone and trying to step between them while ex was being dazed and punched again but got away

still have no idea wtf yer man was at

fonecrusher1 · 12-09-2010 10:34PM

snyper wrote: »

Me? Mugged?

lol no..

im getting an erection thinking about some one trying to rob me.. it wouldnt end well

Same here.

Don't think i look very muggable. 6ft 2 , 18 stone+.

Then again the scummer in question could have a knife so size or strength would mean nothing. Have the 3 euros in my wallet.

stovelid · 12-09-2010 10:35PM

brummytom wrote: »

I... sort of have.

Was out in the town centre (not Birmingham, before I moved back); a very small, quiet town. Went to the shop with 3 mates, was approached by around 20-25 young lads.

Stopped us dead in our tracks, a few of them started circling us. "HU R U, YE?" (text speak to demonstrate idiocy) a mate of mine calmly told them his name, and asked who they were; which, obviously was ignored.

One came up to another mate, said nothing, just held a bottle to his head.

Then one came up to me, and started going through my pockets. What I don't understand is - I had a wallet there, and he ignored it?

Not sure if that really counts as a mugging as they didn't actually steal anything, but it was still scary.

I think they thought we might have knifes, they seemed on the lookout - but I mean, for God sake; we were four white middle class kids. We looked more like a boyband than thugs.

I hate to break it to you but you were molested by pocket fetishists.

rebel10 · 12-09-2010 10:35PM

Abigayle wrote: »

I've never been mugged (thankfully). I've never been in a position where I've been faced with a knife or a gun or even a replica for that matter, again thankfully.

But when faced with a threat I have a fight rather than flight reaction. It's not pretty for a girl to carry on that way, I know, or particularly clever for that matter. But its a survival instinct, and a feeling I cannot explain. Just pure hatrid for the person that thinks they can take advantage of you, and it makes no odds to me if its a woman or a man - they don't have to be a particular gender to be the scum of the earth.

Sure we all say that.
But how do you know what you will do unless you have been mugged.
By the way it happens so fast you won't probably have time to react.
I just lay there making some uncomprehensible sound

KeithM89_old · 12-09-2010 10:35PM

brummytom wrote: »

We looked more like a boyband than thugs.

HAHA - quote of the week

:D

Bog · 12-09-2010 10:36PM

SV wrote: »

You were a fúcking HUGE 13 year old

Your Honour

have you ever got mugged?

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