To Blind Date, or not to Blind Date, that is the question....

thirded

"Its blind-a-date"

Will you choose girl number one, mad for the willy.

Fourthed.

irishejit wrote: »

So heres the juice folks,

After being single for a year my mates woman has decided to try and set me up with her neighbour.

A blind date has been set up for tomorrow night. I'm only just after finding out about this. In the words of my mate "she's right up your street, blonde, a few kids but up for the carry on and a bit of a dirty girl..." What a picture he paints :rolleyes:

Now the dilema is that also that same night an old friend of mine is having a leaving do. Whilst I'd feel some guilt for blowing her off (bad turn of phrase i know) my friend is only moving to Dublin from Fermanagh, so it's not as if she's going to the other side of the world.

Also I've never believed in blind dates, the only person they'd work for IMO is Stevie Wonder. I can't do both as the blind date is in Belfast and the leaving do in Fermanagh.

So i'm leaving it up to the infinite wisdom of AH to decide my fate for tomorrow night.....and if you need more info before deciding what way to vote feel free to ask!!!!

Leaving do I assume if a female? Hell, I'd try the leaving do, and slip the friend a length.

Actually, what I'd do is wuss out of the blind date, go to the leaving party, get ****faced, and make a show of myself.

But hey, thats just me.

i'm not going to lie. the fact that you had to even CONSIDER asking about this is a bad sign.

OisinT wrote: »

The having kids thing would be a red flag to me, but more power to you OP for being this desperate!

FYP

MrStuffins wrote: »

FYP

LITERAL lol

Go to the leaving do, you can have a blind date some other night!

Potentially awkward being with your friends neighbour no?
There are very few women just up for the carry on...so maybe leave her alone and see what happens at the leaving do..you might meet someone there.

Before you go on the blind date you should double check your friends description of this woman, the blind dating scene has a different language.................




DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic = No tits
Average looking = Ugly
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat
Free spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former very *friendly* person
Fun = Annoying
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
Professional = Bitch
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Large frame = Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate = Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay