To Blind Date, or not to Blind Date, that is the question....

irishejit

So heres the juice folks,

After being single for a year my mates woman has decided to try and set me up with her neighbour.

A blind date has been set up for tomorrow night. I'm only just after finding out about this. In the words of my mate "she's right up your street, blonde, a few kids but up for the carry on and a bit of a dirty girl..." What a picture he paints :rolleyes:

Now the dilema is that also that same night an old friend of mine is having a leaving do. Whilst I'd feel some guilt for blowing her off (bad turn of phrase i know) my friend is only moving to Dublin from Fermanagh, so it's not as if she's going to the other side of the world.

Also I've never believed in blind dates, the only person they'd work for IMO is Stevie Wonder. I can't do both as the blind date is in Belfast and the leaving do in Fermanagh.

So i'm leaving it up to the infinite wisdom of AH to decide my fate for tomorrow night.....and if you need more info before deciding what way to vote feel free to ask!!!!

dory

Go to my friends leaving do in Fermanagh

Blind date, more chance of a ride than some leaving do.

Terry

Go to my friends leaving do in Fermanagh

dory wrote: »

Blind date, more chance of a ride than some leaving do.

Do it.

FreudianSlippers

Go to my friends leaving do in Fermanagh

thirded

Hank_Jones

Go to my friends leaving do in Fermanagh

What have you got to lose by going on blind date?

See might turn out to be great.

Radharc na Sleibhte

Go to my friends leaving do in Fermanagh

"Its blind-a-date"

Will you choose girl number one, mad for the willy.

Fourthed.

laugh

Wrap it up well!

King Felix

Go to my friends leaving do in Fermanagh

You had me at 'a bit of a dirty girl'.

What's not to like?

El Weirdo

You'll have a lorra, lorra fun.

irishejit

laugh wrote: »

Wrap it up well!

Course i would, nothing like a plastic shopping bag and a rubber band to be extra safe!!!

Knifey Spoony

Why can't you take her to the going away party? Two birds with one stone.

Go to my friends leaving do in Fermanagh

I didn't read OP but I voted date



now that I have read it, I still vote date

mikom

irishejit wrote: »

To Blind Date, or not to Blind Date, that is the question....

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Sofiztikated

Atari Jaguar

irishejit wrote: »

So heres the juice folks,

After being single for a year my mates woman has decided to try and set me up with her neighbour.

A blind date has been set up for tomorrow night. I'm only just after finding out about this. In the words of my mate "she's right up your street, blonde, a few kids but up for the carry on and a bit of a dirty girl..." What a picture he paints :rolleyes:

Now the dilema is that also that same night an old friend of mine is having a leaving do. Whilst I'd feel some guilt for blowing her off (bad turn of phrase i know) my friend is only moving to Dublin from Fermanagh, so it's not as if she's going to the other side of the world.

Also I've never believed in blind dates, the only person they'd work for IMO is Stevie Wonder. I can't do both as the blind date is in Belfast and the leaving do in Fermanagh.

So i'm leaving it up to the infinite wisdom of AH to decide my fate for tomorrow night.....and if you need more info before deciding what way to vote feel free to ask!!!!

Leaving do I assume if a female? Hell, I'd try the leaving do, and slip the friend a length.

Actually, what I'd do is wuss out of the blind date, go to the leaving party, get ****faced, and make a show of myself.

But hey, thats just me.

irishejit

Knifey Spoony wrote: »

Why can't you take her to the going away party? Two birds with one stone.

From what I gather its cos her kids are coming back the next morning and she'd have to be home for them early......also if AH decides I've to meet her, it'd be a far handier get away if she turns out to be some sorting raving loon.

I'm picturing one of those "Confessions of a Window Cleaner" style getaways if needs be!!

Scuid Mhór

i'm not going to lie. the fact that you had to even CONSIDER asking about this is a bad sign.

FreudianSlippers

Go to my friends leaving do in Fermanagh

mikom wrote: »

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I really wanted to touch my screen. lol Even though I knew - I just wanted to believe!

TanG411

I think blind dates are unfair. They can't even see you.

Hyuck hyuck hyuck.

FreudianSlippers

Go to my friends leaving do in Fermanagh

The having kids thing would be a red flag to me, but more power to you OP for being open minded!

MrStuffins

OisinT wrote: »

The having kids thing would be a red flag to me, but more power to you OP for being this desperate!

FYP

irishejit

Giant Squid wrote: »

i'm not going to lie. the fact that you had to even CONSIDER asking about this is a bad sign.

Normally I'd be up the motorway like a shot with me tallywacker flapping in the wind like an extra outta Braveheart. Its just the guilt after I'd promised my friend, (she is female too) that I'd go to her do and I know already a few people have dropped out

FreudianSlippers

Go to my friends leaving do in Fermanagh

MrStuffins wrote: »

FYP

LITERAL lol

irishejit

MrStuffins wrote: »

FYP

Am i that see through lol

starlit

Do neither and stay at home and have a fap

Go to the leaving do, you can have a blind date some other night!

CreepingDeath

Blind date ? pics or gtfo

squod

Go to my friends leaving do in Fermanagh

Facebook her first.

easyeason3

Go to my friends leaving do in Fermanagh

irishejit wrote: »

Normally I'd be up the motorway like a shot with me tallywacker flapping in the wind like an extra outta Braveheart. Its just the guilt after I'd promised my friend, (she is female too) that I'd go to her do and I know already a few people have dropped out

So your friend will realise she's unpopular, you however will be getting the ride.

And the fact that your blind date has kids means she probably doesn't get out much. This means she probably hasn't had sex in a while. The knock on affect of this means you will be guaranteed fantastic sex.

littlefriend

Potentially awkward being with your friends neighbour no?
There are very few women just up for the carry on...so maybe leave her alone and see what happens at the leaving do..you might meet someone there.

starlit

Do neither and stay at home and have a fap

Why not bring your blind date to the leaving do?

Ronin247

Before you go on the blind date you should double check your friends description of this woman, the blind dating scene has a different language.................




DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic = No tits
Average looking = Ugly
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat
Free spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former very *friendly* person
Fun = Annoying
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
Professional = Bitch
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Large frame = Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate = Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

irishejit

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Blind date ? pics or gtfo

Sorta defeats the purpose does it not lol I've 2 hours til its time to for the AH poll to decide my fate. If the blind date wins there'll be a full report on Sunday!

squod wrote: »

Facebook her first.

tried but no luck

snuggles285 wrote: »

Why not bring your blind date to the leaving do?

I explained that in an earlier post, too far away for her to come down to the do as her kids are home in the morning afaik

irishejit

Well thats decided then....57% and the blind date wins....

Wish me luck!!!!

opinion guy

dory wrote: »

Blind date, more chance of a ride than some leaving do.

Hell no. More chance of a ride at the going away doing. Lots more women there.

OP its a mistake to chose a loose chance of sex over your friends do when you said you would go. Not worth damaging a friendship over. You can always reschedule the date

RockinRolla

Atari Jaguar

If you go to Belfast you risk the chance of getting raped by a bloke.
If you go to Fermanagh you risk the chance of getting raped by a bloke.
If you stay at home you risk the chance of going blind.

Your call.

Pawpad666

Do neither and stay at home and have a fap

Update please!
Did ya get the roide? :pac:

Gary4279

Do neither and stay at home and have a fap

OP is clearly still porking her rasher

stovelid

irishejit wrote: »

In the words of my mate "she's right up your street, blonde, a few kids but up for the carry on and a bit of a dirty girl..." What a picture he paints :rolleyes:

You're only rolling your eyes for the sake of impressing women here.

You know well that's the main selling point.

AnnyHallsal

Go to my friends leaving do in Fermanagh

stovelid wrote: »

You're only rolling your eyes for the sake of impressing women here.

And I, for one, am impressed ..g'won irishejit :pac:

PaddyBomb

Go to my friends leaving do in Fermanagh

Did ya get the ride OP?

And when the kids seen you in the morning and asked "What are you doing here?", I hope ya kept it AH style and replied with

"Yore MA!"

irishejit

Evening all.....

Well finally back down home from Belfast after what can only be described as a memorable evening, but not for the right reasons. I'm that unlucky if i was reincarnated I'd come back as meself...

I was nervous enough on the drive up, with my mate breaking the news that he hadn't been completely honest with me in his description.

Steeled by a few beers, I checked for odours, gave the shoulders an old Del Boy shrug and strode into the house. Thankfully my mate had only been taking the piss up the road and Amy (name changed) was a lovely looking girl.

We had a few drinks in the house with my mate and his girlfriend before heading out on our own into the middle of Belfast. At this point we were getting along like a house on fire. We'd lots in common, none of those awkward silences and I thought to myself, jaysus this blind date carry on actually isn't that bad. Anyway after a few more bars closing time soon approached. There's a few late night clubs open at that time so I asked her did she want to head to one of those. She said that it was a bit late and that with her kids coming back in the morning she'd better get home, but that I was more than welcome to come back for an auld nightcap

Back to the house we went and Amy produced a bottle of wine and put on some tunes that could only be described as of the bump and grind variety. Not exactly my cup of tea but I could see were this was going, especially with my mates first description ringing in my ears.

After about a half an hour she excused herself to the bathroom. I jumped up and checked myself in the mirror, all the while singing the "Tonight is your night bro" song from Twins into myself. Next thing I heard a scream and a thud thud thud down the stairs. I opened the door and there was Amy lying in a heap at the bottoms, having tripped in her high heels. I tried to move her but from the yelp I knew she was badly hurt. Well to cut a long story short, I spent the next 4 hours in the casualty department. The poor girl ended up with torn cartilage in her knee and will be out of action for the next 6 weeks!!!!

We've agreed to meet up again once she gets healed so while not the end to the night I had hoped for, round 2 should be a happier affair fingers crossed in the meantime its back to the Freemans catalogue and a flustered face!!

Lux23

Janey mac, sounds like it was some night. Its a great 'how did you two meet' story though.

irishejit

Lux23 wrote: »

Janey mac, sounds like it was some night. Its a great 'how did you two meet' story though.

It was indeed, even if it doesn't go any further it's definitely a night I'm gonna remember for a very long time!

Ronin247

The old " I fell down the stairs and broke me leg/arm/brainpan excuse.........."
Lets face it op she was desperate to get rid of ya so she kamikazeed.

You blew out your friends leaving do for a night of nervous laughter with a woman who thinks you are a stalker and you had to go home and fap :Palone over the half notion of a ride in a few months time!!!!!!

Aint like the movies...:cool:

Hal1

irishejit wrote: »

having tripped in her high heels.
We've agreed to meet up again once she gets healed

Her or the shoe?

:pac:

jackiebaron

Why didn't you come back and burglarise the gaff while she was in casualty?

FreudianSlippers

Go to my friends leaving do in Fermanagh

lol that is some bad luck!