Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

Kidchameleon · 07-09-2010 09:24PM

Froggy
Muller (now deceased)
Spock
Lechy
Langer
Skinny
Lammer
Gillo
Renny
Mento

crispsandwiches · 07-09-2010 09:59PM

'the genital'

CorkMan · 07-09-2010 10:15PM

"Clamps"

You wanna get the CLAMPS?!?!?! *snaps clamps*

smithey · 07-09-2010 10:25PM

:pac:

Franchescaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
and my favourite.....
Stereooooooooooo

Professional Griefer · 07-09-2010 11:13PM

A child who was born here a few months ago was named,
Rihanna Beyonce Coffee.

Also I believe they've started to call some of them Lady Gaga.

God bless the future of this country.

johnn · 07-09-2010 11:14PM

"Fluff"
"Packet of Crisps"
"Wriggly Sausage"
"Suction Head"

D.McC · 09-09-2010 12:07AM

Best one ever - Goldfish

and who can forget 'horse'

ColmDawson · 09-09-2010 12:22AM

I was playing soccer against Finglas years ago and they had a player known as Cheesey and also one known as Biscuit.

Tubsandtiles · 10-09-2010 10:58PM

A guy nicknamed Fanta

CorkMan · 10-09-2010 11:05PM

"Slim Shady"

He got the name cos he 6'1 and weight 10 stone. The second part cos he never, ever takes his hands out of his pockets.

round tower huntsman · 10-09-2010 11:08PM

Twilightning wrote: »

'Mon now boyz, there's always a few good ones to be heard or to be see barely legible, scrawled across the bus seat in front of you. A few good ones I've heard:

Trollier

Kit Kat

Deano Apple

Panda

Conker

Johnny Eyeball

Bippa

I'll share some more once they come back to me, there's alot more I've heard.

i know them lads, all sound 'cept for eyeball he still owes me a score for some dodgy yolks!!

argosy2006 · 10-09-2010 11:10PM

Phil T Phelan

thebullkf · 10-09-2010 11:13PM

Tubsandtiles wrote: »

A guy nicknamed Fanta

ditto...... {from Summerhill?}

randy hickey · 10-09-2010 11:13PM

Didn't yer man Kitkat snap and split poor oul Conker a while back?

Btwndeyes · 10-09-2010 11:32PM

Guy in my school used be called durex.

paky · 10-09-2010 11:36PM

i new a guy called chucky.
they called him chucky because he use to watch childs play as a child and laugh at it lol

thebullkf · 11-09-2010 09:51AM

Btwndeyes wrote: »

Guy in my school used be called durex.

was he a prick ?

celticbhoy1888 · 11-09-2010 10:48AM

nyone know joe skay-electric from ballyer.

Gary4279 · 11-09-2010 12:53PM

Scrabble
Scaldy-Balls
Croney
muller
yido
pips
kigsey
toes
mikey the pikey
lego
anto
arthur the farter

Faith+1 · 11-09-2010 01:05PM

Gary4279 wrote: »

Scrabble
Scaldy-Balls
Croney
muller
yido
pips
kigsey
toes
mikey the pikey
lego
anto
arthur the farter

Cabras version of the 12 apostles.

Mr. Manager · 11-09-2010 02:43PM

Gary4279 wrote: »

Scaldy-Balls

Epic.

lcrcboy · 11-09-2010 04:26PM

There is a girl called Blockella haha me and the lads could not stop laughing when we heard about her, apparently she knocked a fella out one night who started slagging her off about the name. What parents would name there daughter that

:D