Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

Twilightning

'Mon now boyz, there's always a few good ones to be heard or to be see barely legible, scrawled across the bus seat in front of you. A few good ones I've heard:

• Trollier
• Kit Kat
• Deano Apple
• Panda
• Conker
• Johnny Eyeball
• Bippa

I'll share some more once they come back to me, there's alot more I've heard.

Fajitas!

I heard some 'boyos' on the 78a refering to somebody as Fourpac. Supposedly a well "tough bastard".

I laughed inside.

funk-you

Sambo
Chalkie
Smilesey
Krang

-Funk

Stephen

4pac, clearly twice as awesome as 2pac.

Professey Chin

I did hear of a Della-Dutch before. Im not sure was that askanger name or second name though

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Jonno
Micko
Steo
Kevo
Charlo
Davey
Karlo
Marlo

Traceeee
Aimeeeee
Jacinta
Carleeeeeeee

ejmaztec

Biffo

Zadkiel

Knew one called China....
Also anyone called Christy being referred to as " Git"

MCOS

They have names I thought they were all just called 'Sham' or 'Boss'

...hmm I suppose some of them have mothers so they must have had a name once...

Stercus Accidit

Stephen wrote: »

4pac, clearly twice as awesome as 2pac.

Nerd!

Bate 'im ladz!

starflake

Knew a fella called Pudge once...

My personal favourite was baby Rihanna Murphy born on new years day in Waterford...CLASSY

Oh also my housemates co-worker has 2 kids called India (Inja) and Kenya (Kinyaaa)

Twilightning

On the subject of females:

• Demelanieeeeeee
• Chantallaaaaaa

starflake

Stephen wrote: »

4pac, clearly twice as awesome as 2pac.

That's brilliant!

Antigone05

When working in a bookshop located right beside a methadone clinic we would get a few in.

the one ill never forget though was a mother shouting for her child


'Ibiza'!! ..Come heeeor

Zadkiel

Antigone05 wrote: »

When working in a bookshop located right beside a methadone clinic we would get a few in.

the one ill never forget though was a mother shouting for her child


'Ibiza'!! ..Come heeeor

Classic!

her Sisters probably Ayia Napa :pac:

callaway92

Trevor

starflake

Oh also a few people in Kilkenny called Desiree

Pighead

Charles, Bartholomew, Sean, Raymond, Beverley, Liam.

Degsy

Some people i have known
Stabbo
Slasher
Chocolate
Alga
Rubber
Fathead
Foogey
The gannet
Bowels Byrne
Wobbler
Toothy
Limpy

Pighead

Degsy wrote: »

Some people i have known
Stabbo
Slasher
Chocolate
Alga
Rubber
Fathead
Foogey
The gannet
Bowels Byrne
Wobbler
Toothy
Limpy

Jesus Degs, big family you have there.

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Degsy

Zadkiel

Theres a guy in finglas called "Thumbs" :eek:

RxQueen

funk-you wrote: »

Sambo
Chalkie
Smilesey
Krang

-Funk

Funk

hmmm thats a strange on to list :pac:!

homerjay2005

has to be anto for lads and natalie of the err, ladies, with chantel running it a close second.

sparreler is another name that ive heard a few times.

copper.
scoper.
deco


generally any name ending in o.

Famous45

Aren't they all called Whacker or Anto?

And don't they all have a celtic jersey with their own name on it accompanied by a rotweiller

That's bleeding....

Pighead

Pighead expects that there will be a lot of pregnant 15 year olds called Jade roaming the streets in the year 2024.

Zadkiel

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead expects that there will be a lot of pregnant 15 year olds called Jade roaming the streets in the year 2024.

And every time we here their names we can think back fondly to their namesake.

sarcasm

Danbo!

Heard two 12 or 13 year olds on grafton street walking behind me-
"Do ya wanna go look for ecstasy?"
Kinda laughed to myself.....but two minutes later-

"Dere's dat bollix now... OI! Ecstasy, Staarrryy wih ye!"

Degsy

Pighead wrote: »

Jesus Degs, big family you have there.

As opposed to a litter,yes.

UnderpantsGnome

starflake wrote: »

My personal favourite was baby Rihanna Murphy born on new years day in Waterford...CLASSY

What's wrong with the name Rihanna? Just because there is a famous singer with the name doesn't mean no-one else can use it. It's a bit different with a name like Beyoncé, but Rihanna was always a popular name. Along with Rihannion.

Miley Cyrus has asked people to stop calling thier children Miley as she likes that her name is unique. I don't like the idea that Miley Cyrus' fans are having kids! :eek:

I'd hate if some little popstrel came along when my kid is two and made the name all famous so my little one won't be special anymore. That's why I'm not naming my offspring, I'm going to number them instead.
"No. 1, stop acting the maggot and give No. 2 her doll back! Then clean up the carpet, No. 3 shat in the living room." (No. 3 is the dog by the way.)

grahamo

As someone already mentioned above, I have to go with Anto for the lads and Natalie (pronounced Nat-LEEEEE) for girls.

I'm still laughing at someone naming their child Ibiza

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Cock,
2-bob shakur
Easy C
Crusher
Rasher
Bermo
Chillo
Barry Ball Trall
Shin Pin (No idea wtf that means)
Rat


I had loads but I forget most of them

funk-you

emo!! wrote: »

Funk

hmmm thats a strange on to list :pac:!

It's true...I'm scum. I stole yizzer brudars celtic jeeerzee, tipd me auld ha back a cupple o degerees and stroked me new tash aftar. It's cummin along now, got bout for fieve hairz goin in ih....Sabage.

-Funko

Pighead

Degsy wrote: »

As opposed to a ltter,yes.

Not like you to miss out on the "e" Degs.

Quazzie

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

Miley Cyrus has asked people to stop calling thier children Miley as she likes that her name is unique. I don't like the idea that Miley Cyrus' fans are having kids! :eek:

Well holy god

John Mason

was at a bus stop in bray a few years ago

this young wan was shout her daughter who was about 3 with flame red curly hair, snotty nose and gold hoopy earings - "Brittney, will you stop for **** sake or i will throw you under da bus"

Diabhal Beag

Chilly Willy FTW

starflake

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

What's wrong with the name Rihanna? Just because there is a famous singer with the name doesn't mean no-one else can use it. It's a bit different with a name like Beyoncé, but Rihanna was always a popular name. Along with Rihannion.

Rihanna.... Not very popular where I'm from to be honest.. It's like stamping "pikey" on your childs forhead at birth

HashSlinging

Horse face
Chap
Bot the chicken
Baldy Paddy
Popeye

Longford town-Britney Mears.

Wagon

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

I'd hate if some little popstrel came along when my kid is two and made the name all famous so my little one won't be special anymore. That's why I'm not naming my offspring, I'm going to number them instead.
"No. 1, stop acting the maggot and give No. 2 her doll back! Then clean up the carpet, No. 3 shat in the living room." (No. 3 is the dog by the way.)

Call him Rummy. So you can say "Get the paper Rummy."

NorthernRock

Jaws

RaverRo808

Twilightning wrote: »

'Mon now boyz, there's always a few good ones to be heard or to be see barely legible, scrawled across the bus seat in front of you. A few good ones I've heard:

• Trollier
• Kit Kat
• Deano Apple
• Panda
• Conker
• Johnny Eyeball
• Bippa

I'll share some more once they come back to me, there's alot more I've heard.

Would any of these come from Cabra by any chance,because I do know of a Bippa and trollier from there,in school my nickname was bullets,nobody was called by their real names,there was mogwi,timmo,clowner,stylesy,shero,deardo,Ego,and everything in between,as of latlely Ive heard a good one,Bunhead!

Highsider

Bertie Ahern

jonny oxford

Muckbird.

(A male by the way)

Twilightning

RaverRo808 wrote: »

Would any of these come from Cabra by any chance,because I do know of a Bippa and trollier from there,in school my nickname was bullets,nobody was called by their real names,there was mogwi,timmo,clowner,stylesy,shero,deardo,Ego,and everything in between,as of latlely Ive heard a good one,Bunhead!

I'm not from Cabra but I've been up to my cousin's house that's in and around Cabra, he let me in on those names.

beertons

Whacker is an obvious one. Heard of one guy, in his 50's, called Slaughter.

Valmont

I work in Woodies and a few years back there was this knacker girl with her small daughter and as the daughter was lagging behind, the knacker said "come on Beyonce, 'urry up"

Quint

Degsy wrote: »

Some people i have known
Stabbo

Stabbo! LOL!

Although I wouldn't do that to his face.

rferguson

Antigone05 wrote: »

When working in a bookshop located right beside a methadone clinic we would get a few in.

the one ill never forget though was a mother shouting for her child


'Ibiza'!! ..Come heeeor

clearly conceived there!!!!:rolleyes:

Jesus Juice

I heard a lot of people called LaLa and MadDog!:rolleyes: