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Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

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  • 20-02-2009 1:41pm
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    Twilightning
    Registered Users Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭


    'Mon now boyz, there's always a few good ones to be heard or to be see barely legible, scrawled across the bus seat in front of you. A few good ones I've heard:

    • Trollier
    • Kit Kat
    • Deano Apple
    • Panda
    • Conker
    • Johnny Eyeball
    • Bippa
    I'll share some more once they come back to me, there's alot more I've heard.
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    Fajitas!
    Registered Users Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    I heard some 'boyos' on the 78a refering to somebody as Fourpac. Supposedly a well "tough bastard".

    I laughed inside.


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    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Sambo
    Chalkie
    Smilesey
    Krang

    -Funk


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    Stephen
    Registered Users Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    4pac, clearly twice as awesome as 2pac.


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    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    I did hear of a Della-Dutch before. Im not sure was that askanger name or second name though


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    _blank_
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    Jonno
    Micko
    Steo
    Kevo
    Charlo
    Davey
    Karlo
    Marlo

    Traceeee
    Aimeeeee
    Jacinta
    Carleeeeeeee


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    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,984 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Biffo


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    Zadkiel
    Registered Users Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Zadkiel


    Knew one called China....
    Also anyone called Christy being referred to as " Git":confused:


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    MCOS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,051 ✭✭✭MCOS


    They have names :confused: I thought they were all just called 'Sham' or 'Boss'

    ...hmm I suppose some of them have mothers so they must have had a name once...


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    Stercus Accidit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Stephen wrote: »
    4pac, clearly twice as awesome as 2pac.

    Nerd!

    Bate 'im ladz!


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    starflake
    Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    Knew a fella called Pudge once...

    My personal favourite was baby Rihanna Murphy born on new years day in Waterford...CLASSY

    Oh also my housemates co-worker has 2 kids called India (Inja) and Kenya (Kinyaaa)


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    Twilightning
    Registered Users Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Twilightning


    On the subject of females:

    • Demelanieeeeeee
    • Chantallaaaaaa


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    starflake
    Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    Stephen wrote: »
    4pac, clearly twice as awesome as 2pac.

    That's brilliant!


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    Antigone05
    Registered Users Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Antigone05


    When working in a bookshop located right beside a methadone clinic we would get a few in.

    the one ill never forget though was a mother shouting for her child


    'Ibiza'!! ..Come heeeor


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    Zadkiel
    Registered Users Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Zadkiel


    Antigone05 wrote: »
    When working in a bookshop located right beside a methadone clinic we would get a few in.

    the one ill never forget though was a mother shouting for her child


    'Ibiza'!! ..Come heeeor

    Classic!

    her Sisters probably Ayia Napa :pac:


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    callaway92
    Registered Users Posts: 14,376 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    Trevor


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    starflake
    Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    Oh also a few people in Kilkenny called Desiree


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    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,182 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Charles, Bartholomew, Sean, Raymond, Beverley, Liam.


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    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Some people i have known
    Stabbo
    Slasher
    Chocolate
    Alga
    Rubber
    Fathead
    Foogey
    The gannet
    Bowels Byrne
    Wobbler
    Toothy
    Limpy


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    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,182 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Degsy wrote: »
    Some people i have known
    Stabbo
    Slasher
    Chocolate
    Alga
    Rubber
    Fathead
    Foogey
    The gannet
    Bowels Byrne
    Wobbler
    Toothy
    Limpy
    Jesus Degs, big family you have there.


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    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Degsy


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    Zadkiel
    Registered Users Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Zadkiel


    Theres a guy in finglas called "Thumbs" :eek:


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    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    funk-you wrote: »
    Sambo
    Chalkie
    Smilesey
    Krang

    -Funk
    Funk

    hmmm thats a strange on to list :pac:!


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    homerjay2005
    Registered Users Posts: 29,346 ✭✭✭✭homerjay2005


    has to be anto for lads and natalie of the err, ladies, with chantel running it a close second.

    sparreler is another name that ive heard a few times.

    copper.
    scoper.
    deco


    generally any name ending in o.


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    Famous45
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Famous45


    Aren't they all called Whacker or Anto?

    And don't they all have a celtic jersey with their own name on it accompanied by a rotweiller

    That's bleeding....


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    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,182 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Pighead expects that there will be a lot of pregnant 15 year olds called Jade roaming the streets in the year 2024.


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    Zadkiel
    Registered Users Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Zadkiel


    Pighead wrote: »
    Pighead expects that there will be a lot of pregnant 15 year olds called Jade roaming the streets in the year 2024.

    And every time we here their names we can think back fondly to their namesake.

    sarcasm


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    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Heard two 12 or 13 year olds on grafton street walking behind me-
    "Do ya wanna go look for ecstasy?"
    Kinda laughed to myself.....but two minutes later-

    "Dere's dat bollix now... OI! Ecstasy, Staarrryy wih ye!"


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    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Pighead wrote: »
    Jesus Degs, big family you have there.

    As opposed to a litter,yes.


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    UnderpantsGnome
    Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭UnderpantsGnome


    starflake wrote: »
    My personal favourite was baby Rihanna Murphy born on new years day in Waterford...CLASSY

    What's wrong with the name Rihanna? Just because there is a famous singer with the name doesn't mean no-one else can use it. It's a bit different with a name like Beyoncé, but Rihanna was always a popular name. Along with Rihannion.

    Miley Cyrus has asked people to stop calling thier children Miley as she likes that her name is unique. I don't like the idea that Miley Cyrus' fans are having kids! :eek:

    I'd hate if some little popstrel came along when my kid is two and made the name all famous so my little one won't be special anymore. That's why I'm not naming my offspring, I'm going to number them instead.
    "No. 1, stop acting the maggot and give No. 2 her doll back! Then clean up the carpet, No. 3 shat in the living room." (No. 3 is the dog by the way.)


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    grahamo
    Registered Users Posts: 761 ✭✭✭grahamo


    As someone already mentioned above, I have to go with Anto for the lads and Natalie (pronounced Nat-LEEEEE) for girls.

    :D I'm still laughing at someone naming their child Ibiza :D


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