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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling up or is it just a man thing?

  • 10-09-2010 07:50PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 273 ✭✭MiciG91


    Well ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,839 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    They turn it towards their face and expect it to do what the usual hoses they shake do.





    I think.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Remember more than 3 shakes of the petrol pump and you're masturbating!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Women dont fill cars - they just wait until its nearly empty then leave it for the man to do it..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Women dont fill cars - they just wait until its nearly empty then leave it for the man to do it..
    I genuinely wish this was not true. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,242 ✭✭✭mariaf24


    I always shake but it's so i don't spill any or get it on my clothes, men just shake to squeeze out the last little drop cos they are so tight :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Well its either shake the petrol pump or just tear it out and splash petrol over the paint work of your car. Common sense thing I would have thought?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I saw a woman out in Applegreen Exit 5 M1 wiping the top of the pump with a tissue




    :eek::eek:

    jaysus!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    What strange questions has Darragh been filling your head with OP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    Are you serious? Of course we shake it...5 times, then slowly pull out the nozzle, if its still dripping then put it back in and shake it again vigorously.

    I aint gettin petrol drips on my clean mini skirt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    anniehoo wrote: »
    Are you serious? Of course we shake it...5 times, then slowly pull out the nozzle, if its still dripping then put it back in and shake it again vigorously.

    I aint gettin petrol drips on my clean mini skirt.

    Anyone else mildly aroused?

    I don't just shake it, I lift the hose, to make sure none is trapped in the U of it. Man, I've been living in Cavan too long.


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  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Jazlynn Future Munchies


    Of course I shake it

    Too expensive not to get those drops!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,114 ✭✭✭✭Degag


    mariaf24 wrote: »
    I always shake but it's so i don't spill any or get it on my clothes, men just shake to squeeze out the last little drop cos they are so tight :pac:
    So you're not very tight eh?











    Eh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    anniehoo wrote: »
    Are you serious? Of course we shake it...5 times, then slowly pull out the nozzle, if its still dripping then put it back in and shake it again vigorously.

    I aint gettin petrol drips on my clean mini skirt.
    TTIWWOP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Anyone else mildly aroused?

    I don't just shake it, I lift the hose, to make sure none is trapped in the U of it. Man, I've been living in Cavan too long.

    Raging boner here:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    I like to put the tip of the nozzle in then pull it out and whisper to my car: "you've been a naughty girl"
    Then I violently jam the nozzle in and out for about 10-15 seconds then pass out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    anniehoo wrote: »
    Are you serious? Of course we shake it...5 times, then slowly pull out the nozzle, if its still dripping then put it back in and shake it again vigorously.

    I aint gettin petrol drips man juice on my clean mini skirt.

    FYP

    You knew what you were doing!;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    Agricola wrote: »
    FYP

    You knew what you were doing!;)
    What? No i didnt...innuendos are for you lads who know how to pump petrol correctly ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,197 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    In reality MOST men do not want petrol/diesel dripping down the paintwork of the car so shake it before taking it out of the car.

    Women generally dont give a sh*t.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,242 ✭✭✭mariaf24


    Don't ask me, I'm just a girl *Giggles*

    Anniehoo, lets bake cookies for the boys...

    Seriously though, years ago almost every petrol station had someone on the pumps. What gives? :mad:

    The reason i prefer him to fill is that i find it hard to keep it to the nearest 0 say €30.00, I always go about 5c over :o


  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Jazlynn Future Munchies


    mariaf24 wrote: »
    Don't ask me, I'm just a girl *Giggles*

    Anniehoo, lets bake cookies for the boys...

    Seriously though, years ago almost every petrol station had someone on the pumps. What gives? :mad:

    The reason i prefer him to fill is that i find it hard to keep it to the nearest 0 say €30.00, I always go about 5c over :o

    I'm awesome at that. Well, .99
    Lately I just fill it to whatever it takes to fill it and use my card though


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I'm awesome at that. Well, .99
    Lately I just fill it to whatever it takes to fill it and use my card though
    same here

    *high5*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    mariaf24 wrote: »
    Anniehoo, lets bake cookies for the boys...
    I cant do cookies...muffins are what i do best. Hard to rise sometimes ..but its all in the preparation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    anniehoo wrote: »
    I cant do cookies...muffins are what i do best. Hard to rise sometimes ..but its all in the preparation.

    Again...
    Anyone else mildly aroused?

    I think should just stop reading now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    mariaf24 wrote: »
    ]I always go about 5c over :o

    You are squeezing too hard at the critical point.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,242 ✭✭✭mariaf24


    laugh wrote: »
    You are squeezing too hard at the critical point.

    It can be hard to judge when the critical point is, also one doesn't want to pull out too soon...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    I have curtains on my car windows and wipe the nozzle on them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭Callan57


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Women dont fill cars - they just wait until its nearly empty then leave it for the man to do it..

    Where do I get one of these men?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I always give it a shake or two or else it'll dribble down the car and leave a stain.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I certainly shake it a good few times while it's still inside (just at the edge) so that when I fully withdraw it, only a few drops will come out rather than a steady dribble.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Dudess wrote: »
    I certainly shake it a good few times while it's still inside (just at the edge) so that when I fully withdraw it, only a few drops will come out rather than a steady dribble.

    Saucy ;)

    I tend to hold it firmly, make sure everything has left the tube and gently place it back, vigorous shaking is gonna cause all sorts of upsets.


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