Do women shake the petrol pump after filling up or is it just a man thing?

MiciG91

Well ?

Midnight_EG

They turn it towards their face and expect it to do what the usual hoses they shake do.





I think.

FreudianSlippers

Remember more than 3 shakes of the petrol pump and you're masturbating!

KeithM89_old

Women dont fill cars - they just wait until its nearly empty then leave it for the man to do it..

FreudianSlippers

KeithM89 wrote: »

Women dont fill cars - they just wait until its nearly empty then leave it for the man to do it..

I genuinely wish this was not true.

mariaf24

I always shake but it's so i don't spill any or get it on my clothes, men just shake to squeeze out the last little drop cos they are so tight :pac:

DarkJager

Well its either shake the petrol pump or just tear it out and splash petrol over the paint work of your car. Common sense thing I would have thought?

FlutterinBantam

I saw a woman out in Applegreen Exit 5 M1 wiping the top of the pump with a tissue




:eek::eek:

jaysus!!

Gordon

What strange questions has Darragh been filling your head with OP?

anniehoo

Are you serious? Of course we shake it...5 times, then slowly pull out the nozzle, if its still dripping then put it back in and shake it again vigorously.

I aint gettin petrol drips on my clean mini skirt.

Sofiztikated

anniehoo wrote: »

Are you serious? Of course we shake it...5 times, then slowly pull out the nozzle, if its still dripping then put it back in and shake it again vigorously.

I aint gettin petrol drips on my clean mini skirt.

Anyone else mildly aroused?

I don't just shake it, I lift the hose, to make sure none is trapped in the U of it. Man, I've been living in Cavan too long.

Of course I shake it

Too expensive not to get those drops!

Degag

mariaf24 wrote: »

I always shake but it's so i don't spill any or get it on my clothes, men just shake to squeeze out the last little drop cos they are so tight :pac:

So you're not very tight eh?











Eh?

FreudianSlippers

anniehoo wrote: »

Are you serious? Of course we shake it...5 times, then slowly pull out the nozzle, if its still dripping then put it back in and shake it again vigorously.

I aint gettin petrol drips on my clean mini skirt.

TTIWWOP

FlutterinBantam

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Anyone else mildly aroused?

I don't just shake it, I lift the hose, to make sure none is trapped in the U of it. Man, I've been living in Cavan too long.

Raging boner here:eek:

FreudianSlippers

I like to put the tip of the nozzle in then pull it out and whisper to my car: "you've been a naughty girl"
Then I violently jam the nozzle in and out for about 10-15 seconds then pass out.

Agricola

anniehoo wrote: »

Are you serious? Of course we shake it...5 times, then slowly pull out the nozzle, if its still dripping then put it back in and shake it again vigorously.

I aint gettin petrol drips man juice on my clean mini skirt.

FYP

You knew what you were doing!;)

anniehoo

Agricola wrote: »

FYP

You knew what you were doing!;)

What? No i didnt...innuendos are for you lads who know how to pump petrol correctly

Berty

In reality MOST men do not want petrol/diesel dripping down the paintwork of the car so shake it before taking it out of the car.

Women generally dont give a sh*t.

mariaf24

Don't ask me, I'm just a girl *Giggles*

Anniehoo, lets bake cookies for the boys...

Seriously though, years ago almost every petrol station had someone on the pumps. What gives? :mad:

The reason i prefer him to fill is that i find it hard to keep it to the nearest 0 say €30.00, I always go about 5c over

mariaf24

mariaf24 wrote: »

Don't ask me, I'm just a girl *Giggles*

Anniehoo, lets bake cookies for the boys...

Seriously though, years ago almost every petrol station had someone on the pumps. What gives? :mad:

The reason i prefer him to fill is that i find it hard to keep it to the nearest 0 say €30.00, I always go about 5c over

I'm awesome at that. Well, .99
Lately I just fill it to whatever it takes to fill it and use my card though

FreudianSlippers

bluewolf wrote: »

I'm awesome at that. Well, .99
Lately I just fill it to whatever it takes to fill it and use my card though

same here

*high5*

anniehoo

mariaf24 wrote: »

Anniehoo, lets bake cookies for the boys...

I cant do cookies...muffins are what i do best. Hard to rise sometimes ..but its all in the preparation.

Sofiztikated

anniehoo wrote: »

I cant do cookies...muffins are what i do best. Hard to rise sometimes ..but its all in the preparation.

Again...

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Anyone else mildly aroused?

I think should just stop reading now.

laugh

mariaf24 wrote: »

]I always go about 5c over

You are squeezing too hard at the critical point.

mariaf24

laugh wrote: »

You are squeezing too hard at the critical point.

It can be hard to judge when the critical point is, also one doesn't want to pull out too soon...

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I have curtains on my car windows and wipe the nozzle on them

Callan57

KeithM89 wrote: »

Women dont fill cars - they just wait until its nearly empty then leave it for the man to do it..

Where do I get one of these men?

alwaysadub

I always give it a shake or two or else it'll dribble down the car and leave a stain.

Dudess

I certainly shake it a good few times while it's still inside (just at the edge) so that when I fully withdraw it, only a few drops will come out rather than a steady dribble.

Loopy

Dudess wrote: »

I certainly shake it a good few times while it's still inside (just at the edge) so that when I fully withdraw it, only a few drops will come out rather than a steady dribble.

Saucy

I tend to hold it firmly, make sure everything has left the tube and gently place it back, vigorous shaking is gonna cause all sorts of upsets.

Dudess

Do men shake off excess drops (of their own accord) after going for a whizz or is that just a woman-nagging thing?

King Felix

Dudess wrote: »

Do men shake off excess drops (of their own accord) after going for a whizz or is that just a woman-nagging thing?

It's a regular thing. The drops can dribble if one doesn't shake.

Serious question or taking the piss?

irishejit

No matter how hard you shake your hose, the last wee bit drips on your toes

Loopy

Dudess wrote: »

Do men shake off excess drops (of their own accord) after going for a whizz or is that just a woman-nagging thing?

From my experience of watchin' them whilst doing it, they shake it and shove it back promptly. Always drops left no matter how vigorous the shake.