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What if Aliens invaded earth,

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 320 ✭✭The_Joker.


    Aliens helped the egyptians build the pyramids.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006


    hope liverpool sign one :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,537 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 325 ✭✭Sprouts


    Anyone see District 9? The lead character was South African but anytime he says 'f**k' its in a thick Scouse accent. Why?
    Anyway, those aliens were s**t, their Mothership broke down and they didnt know how to fix it and end off living of the Joburg people, hope its not like that if it happens :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭YouTalkinToMe


    Theyd have the shoite kicked outta them by angry farmers for all those freaking crop circles they did.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭View


    Well, NAMA might be able to offload property to them. I'd imagine alien overlords would need to get on the property ladder after years of flitting around space. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    If aliens invaded and wanted to colonise earth, the Americans and British would fight them.

    This would lead to all the leftist tree huggers claiming it is a war for oil and siding with the aliens.

    probably better off with the aliens than the above:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Didn't aliens build the pyramids.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭giant_midget


    Sprouts wrote: »
    Anyone see District 9? The lead character was South African but anytime he says 'f**k' its in a thick Scouse accent. Why?
    Anyway, those aliens were s**t, their Mothership broke down and they didnt know how to fix it and end off living of the Joburg people, hope its not like that if it happens :)

    It's like this in Balbriggan now where i live, Thanks to social housing...we have all walks of life...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭Sykes


    If aliens invaded and wanted to colonise earth, the Americans and British would fight them.

    This would lead to all the leftist tree huggers claiming it is a war for oil and siding with the aliens.
    It would be very interesting to see what the morally-bankrupt left wing would do in this situation.

    It was touched upon in the film District 9 about 'Alien rights' etc.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭qwytre


    If they were hostile I think they would get a reaction and people would unite.

    But I would really worry about humanitys greedy side and evil side should we end up like the film "The Road". People have an inherent survival instinct that means they will do anything, even if that means killing other people. Then there would total division and mayhem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    I hope they hurry up. I'm starting to feel that the last two decades I've spent playing videogames in preperation may have been wasted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 332 ✭✭mr lee


    will smith will sort them out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    I'ld like to know how they achieved warp speed or where did they discover the wormhole...
    And could I make a visit to their planet or would I need a visa for that...?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    And could I make a visit to their planet or would I need a visa for that...?

    You would need an Alien Registration Card.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    areu4real? wrote: »
    If aliens came here and we attacked them it would probably be the single dumbest act this race has ever committed, and we've done some really stupid shit up to now.
    They could more than likely fly faster than our projectile weapons.
    If they can travel thru space/time, they could most likely flick us away.
    Or they could have absolutely no concept of violence and be all like :eek:

    I dunno , I mean if they were to come in maybe a broken down spaceship we would probably try to give them aid and stick them in a security guarded camp somewhere in africa. Eventually they would interact with our peoples but I have a feeling through time we would abuse them, maybe carry out some experiments on them in underground facilities and try to take their weaponary for ourselfs. Then we would more than likely try to control their population growth and move them to more of a concentration camp type facility to appease our peoples. But i;d imagine one will eventually return home and attempt a rescue operation and we would have to wait in antipipation for 3-4 years to be skull ****ed upon their return.

    Just my two cents.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    ^I'ld say District 9 would be a suitable name for that camp... wadya think?


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