What if Aliens invaded earth,

Poly

in craft disguised as Chinese Laterns?

SadieSue

How do you know they haven't already?

King Felix

We could employ electric fans to fend them off.

This place is a cluster fcuk sh1t hole, who'd bother invading it.

Gone West

Clayton Clumsy Squabble wrote: »

This place is a cluster fcuk sh1t hole, who'd bother invading it.

clusterfuuck is such a boring word.
Stop learning words off your television, please.

Fuzzy

Fuzzy wrote: »

clusterfuuck is such a boring word.
Stop learning words off your television, please.

Stop learning words, please.

mikom

Poly wrote: »

What if Aliens invaded earth, in craft disguised as Chinese Laterns?

A great bunch of lads.

MJ23

They would bring back Marty Morrissey to wherever they came from.

Johnny Bitte

Clayton Clumsy Squabble wrote: »

Stop learning words, please.

Stop learning, please.

Fratton Fred

If aliens invaded and wanted to colonise earth, the Americans and British would fight them.

This would lead to all the leftist tree huggers claiming it is a war for oil and siding with the aliens.

johnmcdnl

your mother already arrived

Conor108

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVfew6EoHYI

The_Goose135

The_Goose135 wrote: »

Stop learning, please.

Stop, please.

Agricola

I, for one, would like to welcome our new insect overlords

areu4real?

Fratton Fred wrote: »

If aliens invaded and wanted to colonise earth, the Americans and British would fight them.

If aliens came here and we attacked them it would probably be the single dumbest act this race has ever committed, and we've done some really stupid shit up to now.
They could more than likely fly faster than our projectile weapons.
If they can travel thru space/time, they could most likely flick us away.
Or they could have absolutely no concept of violence and be all like :eek:

thebullkf

stop

Devil08

Clayton Clumsy Squabble wrote: »

Stop, please.

Stop

Micky Dolenz

Stop

Diabhal Beag

Podge and Rodge covered this before. Sell them turf and ****e and they'll be delighted.

King Felix

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Stop

Hammertime

DazMarz

The truth is out there, Scully...

Devil08

FML

Micky Dolenz

Alien talk is ridiculous, like come on. Zombies is where the real danger is.

Sticky_Fingers

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Alien talk is ridiculous, like come on. Zombies is where the real danger is.

ssh... stop trying to pimp the Zombie Survival forum man, the more people know about our plans means more survivors, which means less Z's for us to bash when WWZ finally rolls around

Move along people, nothing to see here, ignore the crazy man...

losthorizon

Aliens did invade the earth about 500 years ago. They live in that region of earth called Belgium. Only the French speaking Belgians know this and found out about five years ago. Since then the Dutch speakers (c'mon thats not a language with an origin on earth) have been trying to leave Belgium. My cat runs away from the TV every time a dutch speaker appears on the TV.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiwUi2ocP5I

dlofnep

I'd sneeze on them. I'd sneeze the hell out of the bastards. Biological warfare baby!

Black Swan

According to Sarah Palin there's no "what if!" She says Aliens have been invading America from the south by the millions (and she can see them from her porch).

Jeboa Safari

areu4real? wrote: »

If aliens came here and we attacked them it would probably be the single dumbest act this race has ever committed, and we've done some really stupid shit up to now.
They could more than likely fly faster than our projectile weapons.
If they can travel thru space/time, they could most likely flick us away.
Or they could have absolutely no concept of violence and be all like :eek:

We should just use all our nukes anyway cause even if they didn't work it would mean the aliens didn't get to use the planet either

ejmaztec

areu4real? wrote: »

If aliens came here and we attacked them it would probably be the single dumbest act this race has ever committed, and we've done some really stupid shit up to now.
They could more than likely fly faster than our projectile weapons.
If they can travel thru space/time, they could most likely flick us away.
Or they could have absolutely no concept of violence and be all like :eek:

They're probably already like :eek:, which is probably why they'd rather stick pins in their 6 eyes, rather than bother their two arses coming here for a chat with the likes of us.

laugh

dlofnep wrote: »

I'd sneeze on them. I'd sneeze the hell out of the bastards. Biological warfare baby!

Send out the most STI riddled sluts on earth.





Ok ok I'll go first.

Sticky_Fingers

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

According to Sarah Palin there's no "what if!" She says Aliens have been invading America from the south by the millions (and she can see them from her porch).

Whats Palin mouthing about, with aliens like this I say let them come, they could teach America so many many wonderful things:pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdvwQPbhq1E

The_Joker.

Aliens helped the egyptians build the pyramids.

argosy2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqNtbwyrKbs

they've landed

argosy2006

hope liverpool sign one

rossie1977

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrRCR0iOMr0

Sprouts

Anyone see District 9? The lead character was South African but anytime he says 'f**k' its in a thick Scouse accent. Why?
Anyway, those aliens were s**t, their Mothership broke down and they didnt know how to fix it and end off living of the Joburg people, hope its not like that if it happens

YouTalkinToMe

Theyd have the shoite kicked outta them by angry farmers for all those freaking crop circles they did.

View

Well, NAMA might be able to offload property to them. I'd imagine alien overlords would need to get on the property ladder after years of flitting around space.

charlemont

Fratton Fred wrote: »

If aliens invaded and wanted to colonise earth, the Americans and British would fight them.

This would lead to all the leftist tree huggers claiming it is a war for oil and siding with the aliens.

probably better off with the aliens than the above:rolleyes:

karlog

Didn't aliens build the pyramids.

giant_midget

Sprouts wrote: »

Anyone see District 9? The lead character was South African but anytime he says 'f**k' its in a thick Scouse accent. Why?
Anyway, those aliens were s**t, their Mothership broke down and they didnt know how to fix it and end off living of the Joburg people, hope its not like that if it happens

It's like this in Balbriggan now where i live, Thanks to social housing...we have all walks of life...

Sykes

Fratton Fred wrote: »

If aliens invaded and wanted to colonise earth, the Americans and British would fight them.

This would lead to all the leftist tree huggers claiming it is a war for oil and siding with the aliens.

It would be very interesting to see what the morally-bankrupt left wing would do in this situation.

It was touched upon in the film District 9 about 'Alien rights' etc.

qwytre

If they were hostile I think they would get a reaction and people would unite.

But I would really worry about humanitys greedy side and evil side should we end up like the film "The Road". People have an inherent survival instinct that means they will do anything, even if that means killing other people. Then there would total division and mayhem.

super_furry

I hope they hurry up. I'm starting to feel that the last two decades I've spent playing videogames in preperation may have been wasted.

mr lee

will smith will sort them out

af_thefragile

I'ld like to know how they achieved warp speed or where did they discover the wormhole...
And could I make a visit to their planet or would I need a visa for that...?

Pookah

af_thefragile wrote: »

And could I make a visit to their planet or would I need a visa for that...?

You would need an Alien Registration Card.

Irishcrx

areu4real? wrote: »

If aliens came here and we attacked them it would probably be the single dumbest act this race has ever committed, and we've done some really stupid shit up to now.
They could more than likely fly faster than our projectile weapons.
If they can travel thru space/time, they could most likely flick us away.
Or they could have absolutely no concept of violence and be all like :eek:

I dunno , I mean if they were to come in maybe a broken down spaceship we would probably try to give them aid and stick them in a security guarded camp somewhere in africa. Eventually they would interact with our peoples but I have a feeling through time we would abuse them, maybe carry out some experiments on them in underground facilities and try to take their weaponary for ourselfs. Then we would more than likely try to control their population growth and move them to more of a concentration camp type facility to appease our peoples. But i;d imagine one will eventually return home and attempt a rescue operation and we would have to wait in antipipation for 3-4 years to be skull ****ed upon their return.

Just my two cents.

af_thefragile

^I'ld say District 9 would be a suitable name for that camp... wadya think?