If You Had A Time Machine......

Sea Sharp · 07-09-2010 06:28PM

I'd go back to 1860 and have a massive orgy with all 8 of your great-great grand-MAs

Doom · 07-09-2010 06:40PM

I would like to sit down and listen to the man himself JC

.SONIC. · 07-09-2010 06:52PM

id stop the killing of julius ceaser,

just to see how the world would have changed!!

Mike 1972 · 07-09-2010 07:07PM

Rowley Birkin QC wrote: »

Godwinned in only 6 posts .

It wasnt a Godwin since no comparison was made

Rowley Birkin QC wrote: »

and the post speaks of circumstances which, if they occurred, would remove the existence of Godwins law altogether. .

Nope Godwin would still exist but would instead be applicable to Stalin

site designer · 07-09-2010 07:09PM

Why does Doc brown swear toward the end of btf3 that he's going to destroy the time machine as time travel is not be messed with, then he goes builds one out of the poxy train

JayEnnis · 07-09-2010 07:38PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

And how exactly would you do that?

Stalking.

El Weirdo · 07-09-2010 07:50PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

That's an interesting one.

So, if the time machine has to reappear when you want it, and in order to see the Universe be created...... where do you think the Time Machine would rematerialise since there's no universe yet?

Or time.

up for anything · 07-09-2010 08:05PM

snuggles285 wrote: »

Preminitions are useless.

On the other hand, premonitions are really useful.

Abi · 07-09-2010 08:10PM

March 1996.

bluecatmorgana · 07-09-2010 08:51PM

Treaty of Versailles

A treaty that still affects us to this day.

The fall of the Berlin Wall..........Epic

MrStuffins · 07-09-2010 08:56PM

bluecatmorgana wrote: »

Treaty of Versailles

A treaty that still affects us to this day.

You have the power to go anywhere at any time and you'd sit watching a load of dudes signing a document?

bluecatmorgana · 07-09-2010 09:00PM

yes

bluecatmorgana · 07-09-2010 09:01PM

I could always go watch your ma jerking off your da

CorkMan · 07-09-2010 09:19PM

I'd go back and tell Roy Keane to give Mick McCarthy the Mayfield handshake before he leaves Taiwan.

MrStuffins · 07-09-2010 09:23PM

CorkMan wrote: »

I'd go back and tell Roy Keane to give Mick McCarthy the Mayfield handshake before he leaves Taiwan.

What were Mick McCarthy and Roy Keane doing in Taiwan?

No wonder Keano was pissed off at the FAI!

DOC09UNAM · 07-09-2010 09:29PM

bluecatmorgana wrote: »

I could always go watch your ma jerking off your da

out of the possibility of his grandma and da, why did you pick the option where you got to see the carrot and onions?

Mike 1972 · 07-09-2010 11:00PM

bluecatmorgana wrote: »

A treaty that still affects us to this day.

How ?

Granted it had a big impact on the subsequent history of the western world for most of the 20th century but why not go back a bit futher to that Serbian guy offing the Archduke of Austria

GlennGeo · 07-09-2010 11:07PM

November 5th 1955

"That was the day I invented time travell"

Banji · 07-09-2010 11:44PM

Grimes wrote: »

Time is relative so if I had it for one hour technically I could have it for as long as I wanted.

Explain for the brain-damaged

Agricola · 08-09-2010 12:19AM

Banji wrote: »

Explain for the brain-damaged

I would think its a simple as just reversing time once your hour is up. But i think he means it in a Einsteinian sense.

MegaAwesomeOne · 08-09-2010 12:26AM

May 26th 1989

THOMAS BURSTING THROUGH THE MIDFIELD.....THOMAS.....IT'S UP FOR GRABS NOW

Dude111 · 08-09-2010 03:52AM

I would goto the 80s and stock up on the GOOD THINGS i remember that are no longer made,etc.......

caffrey · 08-09-2010 04:17AM

would be tempted to go back in time and observe something in my own life that really made me happy. but maybe its better to remember it fondly.

Not even tempted to go back and see someone famous, you know what they say, never meet your heroes...

would also be tempted to go back and get some postman pats and the like

I could just go to yesterday in a particular place and find out some stuff I'd like to know, like the secret files of the US president to find out all of the secrets from down the years.

candy-gal1 · 08-09-2010 08:12AM

A gig or festival in the 70s or a night out in the 80s.

just to see some originality as it came about.

mconigol · 09-09-2010 07:35AM

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

Go back and tell Collins not to sign the treaty.

I'm pretty sure someone did probably tell him that...what makes you think he'd listen to you?! Also...it's a time machine, why would you only go that far back? :rolleyes:

Rowley Birkin QC · 09-09-2010 10:36AM

Mike 1972 wrote: »

It wasnt a Godwin since no comparison was made

Nope Godwin would still exist but would instead be applicable to Stalin

Dangnabbit.

thebigbiffo · 09-09-2010 12:08PM

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

Go back and tell Collins not to sign the treaty.

go back and shoot Dev would've been an infinitely better and more straightforward way to help the country

YouTalkinToMe · 10-09-2010 01:06AM

Go back to bout an hour ago to have the burger and chips i had feckin lovely.

RockinRolla · 10-09-2010 01:10AM

YouTalkinToMe wrote: »

Go back to bout an hour ago to have the burger and chips i had feckin lovely.

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If You Had A Time Machine......

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