If You Had A Time Machine......

fonecrusher1 · 07-09-2010 03:51AM

Misanthrope wrote: »

August 14th 3537 b.c.,@ 3:44 pm - 4.44pm.I wonder what was happening that day?Probably feck all.But that's my answer.

Birth of christopher columbo. Easy.

kfallon · 07-09-2010 09:47AM

My conception and I'd shout at me Da, "Pull out, pull out, don't give the useless twat the chance!!!"

I doubt he took an hour to do it anyway unless he was heavily pissed

LordSutch · 07-09-2010 10:01AM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Id dress up as Batman and kill Hitler

I'd dress up as Batman & kill Mussolini too . . .

Sanjuro · 07-09-2010 10:01AM

kfallon wrote: »

My conception and I'd shout at me Da, "Pull out, pull out, don't give the useless twat the chance!!!"

I doubt he took an hour to do it anyway unless he was heavily pissed

I dunno. Of all the people I could go back in time and watch fuck, my parents would be bottom of the list. Your parents, on the other hand...

kfallon · 07-09-2010 10:07AM

Sanjuro wrote: »

I dunno. Of all the people I could go back in time and watch fuck, my parents would be bottom of the list. Your parents, on the other hand...

I'm only prepared to do it to save humanity from me!

up for anything · 07-09-2010 10:14AM

I would go back to my first date with my ex-husband and start as I should have gone on. Things could have been so different for us if I had wiped the lurve from my eyes and grown a backbone.

kfallon · 07-09-2010 10:26AM

up for anything wrote: »

Things could have been so different for us if I had wiped the lurve from my eyes

You let him give you a facial on the first date :eek:

PM on the way

bonerm · 07-09-2010 10:31AM

I'd go back to the garden of Eden from biblical times (apocryphal I know) and kick Adam square in the balls before he got chance to start populating this planet with these horrible hateful, selfish, pointless people I see walking around every day (myself included). Leave the planet to the dolphins.

Misanthrope wrote: »

August 14th 3537 b.c.,@ 3:44 pm - 4.44pm.I wonder what was happening that day?Probably feck all.But that's my answer.

Cool username,

up for anything · 07-09-2010 10:32AM

kfallon wrote: »

You let him give you a facial on the first date :eek:

PM on the way

There you go ruining a tender moment!!

*waiting for PM with mouth open in delight*

kfallon · 07-09-2010 10:34AM

up for anything wrote: »

*waiting for PM with mouth open in delight*

I thought you preferred it in the eye :eek:

up for anything · 07-09-2010 10:43AM

kfallon wrote: »

I thought you preferred it in the eye :eek:

At my age I take it any way I can get it! :P

kfallon · 07-09-2010 10:45AM

up for anything wrote: »

At my age I take it any way I can get it! :P

That's the spirit!

Now back on topic, I'd love to go back to the summer of 1990 but be old enough to drink and have the World Cup all over again!

OldGoat · 07-09-2010 10:49AM

I'm going back to December 1960 and to cockblock my da just to see if I can create a temporal paradox and cause the...
*Poof - dissapears in a logic loop*

stovelid · 07-09-2010 10:50AM

I'd go back to last week and do the lotto. Fuck all that history bollix.

Pushtrak · 07-09-2010 11:05AM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Birth of christopher columbo. Easy.

Sorry, had to.

Des Carter · 07-09-2010 12:40PM

Music is my time machine!

Rowley Birkin QC · 07-09-2010 12:50PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Id dress up as Batman and kill Hitler

Godwinned in only 6 posts and the post speaks of circumstances which, if they occurred, would remove the existence of Godwins law altogether.

/Strokes chin.

flyton5 · 07-09-2010 01:04PM

I'd slingshot my time machine/klingon warbird around the sun, go back to 1986, get a humpback whale, go back to my own timeline and save the earth.

starlit · 07-09-2010 02:47PM

I'd like to be a baby again, grow up and live my life differently. If I knew what was going to happen in the years ahead I would have changed a lot of things. Preminitions are useless.

MrStuffins · 07-09-2010 04:14PM

RockinRolla wrote: »

...for one hour, what place/event would you go back to? (can't go forward)

I'd visit Woodstock 69! :P

How come nobody has picked up on the fact that the fact it's a time machine, having it for "one hour" makes no sense?

mathie · 07-09-2010 04:24PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

How come nobody has picked up on the fact that the fact it's a time machine, having it for "one hour" makes no sense?

Yes because logic is what's wrong with this thread.

JayEnnis · 07-09-2010 05:04PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

I'd travel back to a time when early man used to hunt the great t-rex with spears. The moment when fire & gunpowder was invented by ancient gallic druids or when the first wheel was discovered approximately 500AD.

Possibly go back to the 1930's when sherlock holmes & his trusty sidekick watson finally caught the infamous yorkshire ripper.

So many important moments of history.

Man and Dinosaur didn't inhabit the earth at the same time.

The Chinese invented gunpowder.

Oldest discovered wheel dates back to 3500BC.

You're not very good at history..

MrStuffins · 07-09-2010 05:16PM

JayEnnis wrote: »

Man and Dinosaur didn't inhabit the earth at the same time.

The Chinese invented gunpowder.

Oldest discovered wheel dates back to 3500BC.

You're not very good at history..

You certainly showed him!

JayEnnis · 07-09-2010 05:20PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

You certainly showed him!

I take the internet very seriously.

If I had a time machine I'd go back and see whether it was an immaculate conception or if Mary was just a tramp that didn't want to tell her husband.

RockinRolla · 07-09-2010 05:26PM

JayEnnis wrote: »

I take the internet very seriously.

If I had a time machine I'd go back and see whether it was an immaculate conception or if Mary was just a tramp that didn't want to tell her husband.

The Internetz...

Serious Business.

MrStuffins · 07-09-2010 05:28PM

JayEnnis wrote: »

I take the internet very seriously.

If I had a time machine I'd go back and see whether it was an immaculate conception or if Mary was just a tramp that didn't want to tell her husband.

And how exactly would you do that?

Insane Rambling · 07-09-2010 05:41PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

And how exactly would you do that?

Waterboarding?

The Agogo · 07-09-2010 05:49PM

flyton5 wrote: »

I'd slingshot my time machine/klingon warbird around the sun, go back to 1986, get a humpback whale, go back to my own timeline and save the earth.

so nerdish...

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 07-09-2010 06:01PM

I'd arrive at approximately 9 o'clock in the Nou Camp in Barcelona on the 26th May 1999.:D

Saganist · 07-09-2010 06:04PM

I'd go back to Nov 5th 1955 and steal the Sports Almanac from Marty.

:D

If You Had A Time Machine......

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