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How do you approach the opposite sex?

L.Jenkins · 2010-02-27 23:12:47

So how do you approach or chat up the opposite sex! I prefer a somewhat direct approach, start a conversation and go from there and see what happens!

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#182 07-09-2010 11:39AM

mikerowsopht

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I usually slip a rohypnol into her drink
then 40 mins later I slip something else into her

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#183 07-09-2010 11:43AM

shampon

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I usually have my big swinging mickey in my hand. for some reason picking up buuurds is easy for the likes of me. Me and my brass balls.

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#184 07-09-2010 02:01PM

mars411

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Ask them do they want to go half's on a baby

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#185 07-09-2010 02:20PM

thebigbiffo

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in the immortal words of roy chubby brown...

i walk straight up, whip me cock out and put it straight into her hand. only problem is, they normally just say 'sorry love, i'm only after putting one out'...

well, i thought it was funny

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#186 07-09-2010 02:43PM

jackiebaron

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"Fück or fight?"

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