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If you could send one message to another planet

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 gloobag
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    "Any jobs goin' lads?" or "Will submit to rectal probe for food."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 471 checkyabadself
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    (insert name here) has ran out of call credit and would like you to call them back.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 IvaBigWun
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    "If there's no Harvey Normans over there can you come and collect me. Thanks"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 thebigbiffo
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    'mate just got some really sticky bud. want in? hit me back (bring pizza if you're headin over)'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 --Kaiser--
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    'Story?'


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 MJ23
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    "how long is Marty Morrissey staying for?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 stovelid
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    A/S/L?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 smokedeels
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    You left your probe at my place


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 thebigbiffo
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    smokedeels wrote: »
    You left your probe at my place

    no they didn't...you just found yer ma's dildo :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 smokedeels
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    no they didn't...you just found yer ma's dildo :p

    not to worry, it'll come in handy when your sister comes around tonight.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 laugh
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    "If you turn up here pretend to be the baby daddy of jesus"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 Hyperbullet
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    A link to that feckin lolcats thing. Thus diminishing any potential acts of aggression by the other planet by lowering the overall intelligence of its occupants, due to the constant "Awww...kitty! LOL".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 872 Sofa King Great
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    Mork calling Orson... Mork calling Orson


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 MistyCheese
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    Hi there, this is Earthling #234500017845. On our planet we have this wonderful phenomenon called Jedward. Would you like to borrow it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 750 onlyrocknroll
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    Dear alien planet. We think your leader is stranded on our planet. Please come to collect her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 Mr. Presentable
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    Rooney available to play away...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 722 stakey
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    ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EARTH. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS HERE


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 932 paddyland
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    "Come and get your bananas, bananas five for fifteee..."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 Hank_Jones
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    Zeppelin rules!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 715 _sparkie_
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    you took our jobs!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,277 evolutionqy7
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    Get me the feck out of here ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 BrockSamson


    kill them all :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 Hank_Jones
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    Get me the feck out of here ;)

    *checks location*

    I don't blame you. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 Dubs
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    "Me like snoo-snoo!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,585 DublinWriter
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    Dear alien planet. We think your leader is stranded on our planet. Please come to collect her.
    ...bring heavy-duty tractor beam, for she has discovered what, on this planet, that which we call 'pie'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,795 Big Pussy Bonpensiero
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    "We're sending Chuck Norris..."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 Johro
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    'Take me to your dealer.'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 2 stroke
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    Dear aliens. We think our leader swallowed your planet. Please come to collect her.

    Fixed that for you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 talla10
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    Pint?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,460 demonspawn
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    "Do you like to have a good time? If so, then we have hundreds of sexy girls just waiting for your call."

    "$5.00 for the first minute then $2.50 for every additional minute. Network charges may apply. Must be 18 or over to call."


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