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If you could send one message to another planet

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    #62
    gloobag
    Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭gloobag


    "Any jobs goin' lads?" or "Will submit to rectal probe for food."


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    #63
    checkyabadself
    Registered Users Posts: 471 ✭✭checkyabadself


    (insert name here) has ran out of call credit and would like you to call them back.


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    #64
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "If there's no Harvey Normans over there can you come and collect me. Thanks"


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    #65
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    'mate just got some really sticky bud. want in? hit me back (bring pizza if you're headin over)'


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    #66
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    'Story?'


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    #67
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    "how long is Marty Morrissey staying for?"


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    #68
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    A/S/L?


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    #69
    smokedeels
    Registered Users Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    You left your probe at my place


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    #70
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    smokedeels wrote: »
    You left your probe at my place

    no they didn't...you just found yer ma's dildo :p


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    #71
    smokedeels
    Registered Users Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    thebigbiffo wrote: »
    no they didn't...you just found yer ma's dildo :p

    not to worry, it'll come in handy when your sister comes around tonight.


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    #72
    laugh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    "If you turn up here pretend to be the baby daddy of jesus"


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    #73
    Hyperbullet
    Registered Users Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    A link to that feckin lolcats thing. Thus diminishing any potential acts of aggression by the other planet by lowering the overall intelligence of its occupants, due to the constant "Awww...kitty! LOL".


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    #74
    Sofa King Great
    Registered Users Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Sofa King Great


    Mork calling Orson... Mork calling Orson


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    #75
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Hi there, this is Earthling #234500017845. On our planet we have this wonderful phenomenon called Jedward. Would you like to borrow it?


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    #76
    onlyrocknroll
    Registered Users Posts: 750 ✭✭✭onlyrocknroll


    Dear alien planet. We think your leader is stranded on our planet. Please come to collect her.


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    #77
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Rooney available to play away...


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    #78
    stakey
    Registered Users Posts: 721 ✭✭✭stakey


    ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EARTH. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS HERE


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    #79
    paddyland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 932 ✭✭✭paddyland


    "Come and get your bananas, bananas five for fifteee..."


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    #80
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Zeppelin rules!


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    #81
    _sparkie_
    Registered Users Posts: 715 ✭✭✭_sparkie_


    you took our jobs!


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    #82
    evolutionqy7
    Registered Users Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭evolutionqy7


    Get me the feck out of here ;)


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    #83
    BrockSamson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭BrockSamson


    kill them all :D


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    #84
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    evolutionqy7 wrote: »
    Get me the feck out of here ;)

    *checks location*

    I don't blame you. :p


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    #85
    Dubs
    Registered Users Posts: 365 ✭✭Dubs


    "Me like snoo-snoo!"


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    #86
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users Posts: 9,555 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    onlyrocknroll wrote: »
    Dear alien planet. We think your leader is stranded on our planet. Please come to collect her.
    ...bring heavy-duty tractor beam, for she has discovered what, on this planet, that which we call 'pie'.


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    #87
    Big Pussy Bonpensiero
    Registered Users Posts: 7,776 ✭✭✭Big Pussy Bonpensiero


    "We're sending Chuck Norris..."


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    #88
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    'Take me to your dealer.'


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    #89
    2 stroke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    onlyrocknroll wrote: »
    Dear aliens. We think our leader swallowed your planet. Please come to collect her.

    Fixed that for you


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    #90
    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭talla10


    Pint?


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    #91
    demonspawn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭demonspawn


    "Do you like to have a good time? If so, then we have hundreds of sexy girls just waiting for your call."

    "$5.00 for the first minute then $2.50 for every additional minute. Network charges may apply. Must be 18 or over to call."


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