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If you could send one message to another planet

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭gloobag


    "Any jobs goin' lads?" or "Will submit to rectal probe for food."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 471 ✭✭checkyabadself


    (insert name here) has ran out of call credit and would like you to call them back.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "If there's no Harvey Normans over there can you come and collect me. Thanks"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    'mate just got some really sticky bud. want in? hit me back (bring pizza if you're headin over)'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    'Story?'


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    "how long is Marty Morrissey staying for?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    A/S/L?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    You left your probe at my place


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    smokedeels wrote: »
    You left your probe at my place

    no they didn't...you just found yer ma's dildo :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    no they didn't...you just found yer ma's dildo :p

    not to worry, it'll come in handy when your sister comes around tonight.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    "If you turn up here pretend to be the baby daddy of jesus"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    A link to that feckin lolcats thing. Thus diminishing any potential acts of aggression by the other planet by lowering the overall intelligence of its occupants, due to the constant "Awww...kitty! LOL".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 872 ✭✭✭Sofa King Great


    Mork calling Orson... Mork calling Orson


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Hi there, this is Earthling #234500017845. On our planet we have this wonderful phenomenon called Jedward. Would you like to borrow it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 750 ✭✭✭onlyrocknroll


    Dear alien planet. We think your leader is stranded on our planet. Please come to collect her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Rooney available to play away...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 722 ✭✭✭stakey


    ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EARTH. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS HERE


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 932 ✭✭✭paddyland


    "Come and get your bananas, bananas five for fifteee..."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Zeppelin rules!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 715 ✭✭✭_sparkie_


    you took our jobs!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,277 ✭✭✭evolutionqy7


    Get me the feck out of here ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 BrockSamson


    kill them all :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Get me the feck out of here ;)

    *checks location*

    I don't blame you. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭Dubs


    "Me like snoo-snoo!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,578 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Dear alien planet. We think your leader is stranded on our planet. Please come to collect her.
    ...bring heavy-duty tractor beam, for she has discovered what, on this planet, that which we call 'pie'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,794 ✭✭✭Big Pussy Bonpensiero


    "We're sending Chuck Norris..."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    'Take me to your dealer.'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Dear aliens. We think our leader swallowed your planet. Please come to collect her.

    Fixed that for you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭talla10


    Pint?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭demonspawn


    "Do you like to have a good time? If so, then we have hundreds of sexy girls just waiting for your call."

    "$5.00 for the first minute then $2.50 for every additional minute. Network charges may apply. Must be 18 or over to call."


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