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If you could send one message to another planet

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    #32
    King Mob
    Registered Users Posts: 25,229 ✭✭✭✭King Mob


    "Hello dear friend in god. I am Nigerian Prince and I need you help transferring 2.6 millions euro."


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    #33
    demonspawn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭demonspawn


    ascanbe wrote: »
    By the way, didn't Hawkings write that book that everyone was whacking off about, then turned round and said/typed 'ah no, i was wrong, that was all bull****, as it turns out'.
    Why do people place so much store on what that guy says/types?

    QFT

    "Get me out. Get me out right now."

    This is assuming they have the Star Trek universal translator. If they don't then I'm kinda f**ked.


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    #34
    akkadian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭akkadian


    fergalr wrote: »
    Prefer the primes... just watched Contact... great scene.

    Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmSYXbgcozY

    I prefer the fibonacci sequence as it occurs frequently in nature. I like Carl Sagan but he's not perfect. A list of primes is a very contemporary human choice - an eagerness to demonstrate sophistication through numerical intelligence. The disconnection from nature is obvious in our societies today.


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    #35
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    u goin out sat nite? txt me bak wen u get a chance, thx!


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    #36
    akkadian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭akkadian


    Ruu wrote: »
    u goin out sat nite? txt me bak wen u get a chance, thx!

    No I'm not, and I won't
    Sincerely,
    Your Ma


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    #37
    ascanbe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    demonspawn wrote: »
    QFT

    "Get me out. Get me out right now."

    This is assuming they have the Star Trek universal translator. If they don't then I'm kinda f**ked.

    QFT stands for Quantum Field Theory, i believe; had no idea, just looked it up.
    I'm not scientifically literate nor a fan of Star Trek; therefore, i have no idea what your post meant.
    I'd need a translation of your response to my initial post into lay-mans terms in order to understand and, possibly, formulate a response.


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    #38
    rossie1977
    Registered Users Posts: 11,342 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    "live long and prosper"


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    #39
    raveni
    Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭raveni


    Our planet is better than yours


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    #40
    The Highwayman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭The Highwayman


    Beam me up please, there are no intelligent life forms on this planet :P


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    #41
    demonspawn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭demonspawn


    ascanbe wrote: »
    QFT stands for Quantum Field Theory, i believe; had no idea, just looked it up.
    I'm not scientifically literate nor a fan of Star Trek; therefore, i have no idea what your post meant.
    I'd need a translation of your response to my initial post into lay-mans terms in order to understand and, possibly, formulate a response.

    Quoted For Truth, in regards to your Hawking comment. He could just pull any old s**t out of his arse and people would believe it, then he just has to turn around and type "NOT" and everyone has a good laugh. That Hawking, he's such a joker! :D

    The Star Trek universal translator allows communication with lifeforms that have not yet been discovered. I'm not entirely sure how it works but I heard Hawking came up with the idea and every agreed it was absolutely brilliant. ;)


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    #42
    TerryTibbs!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 610 ✭✭✭TerryTibbs!


    ascanbe wrote: »
    By the way, didn't Hawkings write that book that everyone was whacking off about, then turned round and said/typed 'ah no, i was wrong, that was all bull****, as it turns out'.
    Why do people place so much store on what that guy says/types?
    Dude, he's handicapped.


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    #43
    demonspawn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭demonspawn


    TerryTibbs! wrote: »
    Dude, he's handicapped.

    And he still gets more poon than me. :(


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    #44
    Jesus Wept
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    I am ready to return.


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    #45
    stiffler123
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    I would send out a probe initially. then I would retire to my ready room to compile my captains log. We would stay in orbit for about a day or so, awaiting a response. If no response, I would tell number 1 to engage and that would be the end of that chapter.


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    #46
    stbrennan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭stbrennan


    Please send technology to stop time...


    I've to get up for work in half an hour

    BOLLOX!


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    #47
    trad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭trad


    "when the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea".


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    #48
    ilovelamp2000
    Registered Users Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭ilovelamp2000


    "Dear Cowen, Lenihan & Co.

    Please stop acting like c*nts.

    Regards, "


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    #49
    120_Minutes
    Registered Users Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    "send money!"


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    #50
    Blazer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,421 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    *Points to Dail on a map*

    Fire full spread of quantum torpedoes, phases on full!!!!


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    #51
    demonspawn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭demonspawn


    stbrennan wrote: »
    Please send technology to stop time...


    I've to get up for work in half an hour

    BOLLOX!

    Luxury!! When I was a lad, we used to get up one hour before we went to bed...


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    #52
    stbrennan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭stbrennan


    I'd send a text to Venus. Shes so hot she makes the Mercury rise.
    I get so excited when i see her I just Jupiter, but thats not the most embarrassing thing I've done. I got drunk once and Saturn her lap. She wasn't best pleased. I bought her a Mars bar but she said "Shove it up Uranus". It made me feel as blue as Neptune....




    what a bitch.


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    #53
    King Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭King Felix


    'Don't forget the milk'


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    #54
    clived2
    Registered Users Posts: 546 ✭✭✭clived2


    why did you wake me up in the middle of the night to give me that big anal probe,

    In our world it is customary to beat around the bush for awhile,

    I like your style... call me


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    #55
    mecanoman
    Registered Users Posts: 204 ✭✭mecanoman


    "Baa weep granna weep ninny bob"

    Universal greeting from Transromers the Movie(the 1986 Cartoon :))


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    #56
    rhythm90
    Registered Users Posts: 130 ✭✭rhythm90


    'Will swap one human transportation vehicle, with built in lights and horn, NCT'd and Taxed until 2011, for one working space ship. You collect.'

    adverts.et :D


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    #57
    timelessone
    Registered Users Posts: 42 ✭timelessone


    ''We hereby claim your planet in the name of Jesus Christ''


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    #58
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    I would formally like to pledge allegience to our new ant overlords.


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    #59
    MetzgerMeister
    Registered Users Posts: 19,854 ✭✭✭✭MetzgerMeister


    Any yokes?! :pac:


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    #60
    Davidius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    @aliens proof of Goldbach's and Riemann's, private message plz


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    #61
    Kasabian
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    " I have food "

    " but hurry "


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