If you could send one message to another planet

akkadian · 06-09-2010 01:27AM #1

If you could send one tweet-sized message to another planet that might support life (like Gliese 581d), what would it be?

Klingon Hamlet · 06-09-2010 01:28AM

akkadian wrote: »

If you could send one tweet-sized message to another planet that might support life (like Gliese 581d), what would it be?

"Stay away. We're violent sociopaths."

karlog · 06-09-2010 01:29AM

No more illegal aliens!!!!!

ShadowGal · 06-09-2010 01:30AM

"have beer, will travel"

starbelgrade · 06-09-2010 01:31AM

"I like cheese".

Social Disorder · 06-09-2010 01:32AM

New owners wanted, current owners broke the world.

Black Swan · 06-09-2010 01:33AM

Let's party!

hinault · 06-09-2010 01:33AM

"Blue horsehoe loves Annacot Steel"

SadieSue · 06-09-2010 01:34AM

"Sorry for the inconvenience"

Sharpshooter · 06-09-2010 01:35AM

Isn't twitter the forum for tweets?

Senna · 06-09-2010 01:36AM

Any jobs over there??

Sticky_Fingers · 06-09-2010 01:37AM

If your reading this I've been dead for years

builttospill · 06-09-2010 01:41AM

I H8 U GYS. Y DID U TRY KIL WIL SMITH? FUK U! ERTH IZ DA BEST

LOL LMAO ROFL

akkadian · 06-09-2010 01:44AM

builttospill wrote: »

I H8 U GYS. Y DID U TRY KIL WIL SMITH? FUK U! ERTH IZ DA BEST LOL LMAO ROFL

I see you went for the weighted mean of human intelligence approach. Intriguing

jd007 · 06-09-2010 01:49AM

Yore ma!

lisaface · 06-09-2010 01:52AM

builttospill wrote: »

I H8 U GYS. Y DID U TRY KIL WIL SMITH? FUK U! ERTH IZ DA BEST LOL LMAO ROFL

what's that in english?

my message would be;

"let me speak to your manager"

starbelgrade · 06-09-2010 01:53AM

"Do you speak English?"

pirelli · 06-09-2010 01:54AM

"Sorry this is a wrong number from the other side of the universe "

Hawkings did say we are very likely to encounter a species like ourselves that would be aggressive and most likely exploit us if they were superior.

akkadian · 06-09-2010 01:56AM

pirelli wrote: »

"Sorry this is a wrong number from the other side of the universe "

Hawkings did say we are very likely to encounter a species like ourselves that would be aggressive and most likely exploit us if they were superior.

how would u know that hasn't already happened?

starbelgrade · 06-09-2010 01:57AM

pirelli wrote: »

Hawkings did say we are very likely to encounter a species like ourselves that would be aggressive and most likely exploit us if they were superior.

I doubt that he actually said that. Typed it maybe, but definitely didn't say it.

JONJO THE MISER · 06-09-2010 01:58AM

Whats the weather like.

starbelgrade · 06-09-2010 02:00AM

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Whats the weather like.

It's raining. Can you not hear it?

ascanbe · 06-09-2010 02:03AM

Avoid After Hours. There's a conspiracy in the works in After Hours.

minidazzler · 06-09-2010 02:03AM

I'd send pythagoras theorem in a way that they could easily understand to let them know we are kinda intelligent.

Or send them a picture showing our place in the solar system so they know we understand sh1t.

ascanbe · 06-09-2010 02:07AM

pirelli wrote: »

"Sorry this is a wrong number from the other side of the universe "

Hawkings did say we are very likely to encounter a species like ourselves that would be aggressive and most likely exploit us if they were superior.

By the way, didn't Hawkings write that book that everyone was whacking off about, then turned round and said/typed 'ah no, i was wrong, that was all bull****, as it turns out'.
Why do people place so much store on what that guy says/types?

FreudianSlippers · 06-09-2010 02:08AM

minidazzler wrote: »

I'd send pythagoras theorem in a way that they could easily understand to let them know we are kinda intelligent.

Or send them a picture showing our place in the solar system so they know we understand sh1t.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_Golden_Record

x in the city · 06-09-2010 02:15AM

akkadian wrote: »

If you could send one tweet-sized message to another planet that might support life (like Gliese 581d), what would it be?

yore ma| 0x10|

Sharpshooter · 06-09-2010 02:32AM

jd007 wrote: »

Yore ma!

x in the city wrote: »

yore ma| 0x10|

Yore ma seems to be winning OP.

akkadian · 06-09-2010 02:32AM

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fergalr · 06-09-2010 02:42AM

akkadian wrote: »

_ * * ** *** ***** ******** ************* ********************* **********************************

Prefer the primes... just watched Contact... great scene.

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmSYXbgcozY

Jeboa Safari · 06-09-2010 02:54AM

Hey, where did you get your planet...at the toilet store?

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