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What if Aliens invaded earth,

  • 03-09-2010 06:51PM
    #1
    Poly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭Poly


    in craft disguised as Chinese Laterns?


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  • #2
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    How do you know they haven't already?


  • #3
    King Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭King Felix


    We could employ electric fans to fend them off.


  • #4
    Clayton Clumsy Squabble
    Posts: 422 ✭✭ Clayton Clumsy Squabble


    This place is a cluster fcuk sh1t hole, who'd bother invading it.


  • #5
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    Clayton Clumsy Squabble wrote: »
    This place is a cluster fcuk sh1t hole, who'd bother invading it.
    clusterfuuck is such a boring word.
    Stop learning words off your television, please.


  • #6
    Clayton Clumsy Squabble
    Posts: 422 ✭✭ Clayton Clumsy Squabble


    Fuzzy wrote: »
    clusterfuuck is such a boring word.
    Stop learning words off your television, please.

    Stop learning words, please.


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  • #7
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Poly wrote: »
    What if Aliens invaded earth, in craft disguised as Chinese Laterns?

    A great bunch of lads.


  • #8
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    They would bring back Marty Morrissey to wherever they came from.


  • #9
    Johnny Bitte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭Johnny Bitte


    Clayton Clumsy Squabble wrote: »
    Stop learning words, please.

    Stop learning, please.


  • #10
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    If aliens invaded and wanted to colonise earth, the Americans and British would fight them.

    This would lead to all the leftist tree huggers claiming it is a war for oil and siding with the aliens.


  • #11
    johnmcdnl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,740 ✭✭✭johnmcdnl


    your mother already arrived


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  • #12
    Conor108
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVfew6EoHYI


  • #13
    Clayton Clumsy Squabble
    Posts: 422 ✭✭ Clayton Clumsy Squabble


    The_Goose135 wrote: »
    Stop learning, please.

    Stop, please.


  • #14
    Agricola
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    I, for one, would like to welcome our new insect overlords


  • #15
    areu4real?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 257 ✭✭areu4real?


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    If aliens invaded and wanted to colonise earth, the Americans and British would fight them.

    If aliens came here and we attacked them it would probably be the single dumbest act this race has ever committed, and we've done some really stupid shit up to now.
    They could more than likely fly faster than our projectile weapons.
    If they can travel thru space/time, they could most likely flick us away.
    Or they could have absolutely no concept of violence and be all like :eek:


  • #16
    thebullkf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭thebullkf


    stop


  • #17
    Devil08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Devil08


    Clayton Clumsy Squabble wrote: »
    Stop, please.

    Stop


  • #18
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Stop


  • #19
    Diabhal Beag
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    Podge and Rodge covered this before. Sell them turf and ****e and they'll be delighted.


  • #20
    King Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭King Felix


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Stop

    Hammertime


  • #21
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    The truth is out there, Scully...


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  • #22
    Devil08
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    FML


  • #23
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Alien talk is ridiculous, like come on. Zombies is where the real danger is.


  • #24
    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Alien talk is ridiculous, like come on. Zombies is where the real danger is.

    ssh... stop trying to pimp the Zombie Survival forum man, the more people know about our plans means more survivors, which means less Z's for us to bash when WWZ finally rolls around

    Move along people, nothing to see here, ignore the crazy man...


  • #25
    losthorizon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭losthorizon


    Aliens did invade the earth about 500 years ago. They live in that region of earth called Belgium. Only the French speaking Belgians know this and found out about five years ago. Since then the Dutch speakers (c'mon thats not a language with an origin on earth) have been trying to leave Belgium. My cat runs away from the TV every time a dutch speaker appears on the TV.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiwUi2ocP5I


  • #26
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    I'd sneeze on them. I'd sneeze the hell out of the bastards. Biological warfare baby!


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    According to Sarah Palin there's no "what if!" She says Aliens have been invading America from the south by the millions (and she can see them from her porch).


  • #28
    Jeboa Safari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭Jeboa Safari


    areu4real? wrote: »
    If aliens came here and we attacked them it would probably be the single dumbest act this race has ever committed, and we've done some really stupid shit up to now.
    They could more than likely fly faster than our projectile weapons.
    If they can travel thru space/time, they could most likely flick us away.
    Or they could have absolutely no concept of violence and be all like :eek:

    We should just use all our nukes anyway cause even if they didn't work it would mean the aliens didn't get to use the planet either


  • #29
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    areu4real? wrote: »
    If aliens came here and we attacked them it would probably be the single dumbest act this race has ever committed, and we've done some really stupid shit up to now.
    They could more than likely fly faster than our projectile weapons.
    If they can travel thru space/time, they could most likely flick us away.
    Or they could have absolutely no concept of violence and be all like :eek:

    They're probably already like :eek:, which is probably why they'd rather stick pins in their 6 eyes, rather than bother their two arses coming here for a chat with the likes of us.


  • #30
    laugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    dlofnep wrote: »
    I'd sneeze on them. I'd sneeze the hell out of the bastards. Biological warfare baby!

    Send out the most STI riddled sluts on earth.





    Ok ok I'll go first.


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  • #31
    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    According to Sarah Palin there's no "what if!" She says Aliens have been invading America from the south by the millions (and she can see them from her porch).

    Whats Palin mouthing about, with aliens like this I say let them come, they could teach America so many many wonderful things:pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdvwQPbhq1E


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