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why do people believe stupid things

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    WindSock wrote: »
    They'd ask you to come down to the station for your cygneture on the report too.

    boom boom :D

    This is completely off topic, but I presume you can report it?! It's a protected species isn't it ?! :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 769 ✭✭✭sealgaire


    No I did the typical thing and left it to the other people that were looking on shocked too! It is Ireland you know. It made the news at the time I remember.

    As for him being Polish, well, he was speaking polish so he wasn't fecking Austrailian! :rolleyes:



    "Hello, is that the Gardai? I'd like to report the crime of swanicide. ...

    ... A discription? ...

    ... sure, he was wearing a t-shirt which had large lettering saying "I am Polish" on it ..."

    :rolleyes:

    Thread proved.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Here's incontrovertible proof that the Polish steal swans in the UK, from the Lincolnshire Echo, April 23rd, 2008.
    Man 'stole swan to eat it'

    A SWAN was stolen from Lincoln's Brayford Pool by a man who claimed he was planning to eat it.
    Witnesses reported seeing the incident yesterday.
    The man is thought to have stolen the bird from the water close to the corner of Lucy Tower Street.
    Lincolnshire Police spokesman Deborah Tinsley said: “Police were called to the scene at lunchtime after a man allegedly caught a swan and carried it off in a purple blanket.

    “Unfortunately, by the time officers arrived the man had disappeared and it is not known what happened to the swan.”
    The man is described as white, in his 30s with short brown hair and a beard. He was wearing a red and black checked jacket and is of medium height.
    Anyone with information on the incident or the whereabouts of the animal is asked to call Lincolnshire Police on (01522) 882222.

    Well, there you go. If I ever see that guy I think I'll shoot him dead on the spot. What a scumbag.

    Hang on...what's this?
    A swan that people thought had been stolen from Lincoln's Brayford Pool was actually being rescued by a member of the Swan Preservation Society.

    The Echo was contacted by concerned eye-witnesses yesterday who said the man claimed he was planning to eat it.

    But today it has been confirmed the bird was, in fact, injured and was being taken to be looked after.

    Lincolnshire Police spokesman Deborah Tinsley had said: "Police were called to the scene at lunchtime after a man allegedly caught a swan and carried it off in a purple blanket.

    The Swan Preservation Society would not comment any further.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    sealgaire wrote: »
    No I did the typical thing and left it to the other people that were looking on shocked too! It is Ireland you know. It made the news at the time I remember.

    As for him being Polish, well, he was speaking polish so he wasn't fecking Austrailian! :rolleyes:


    I applaud your linguistic skills and your well proven ability to differentiate between eastern european languages. It's also quite fortunate that he was talking away audiably whilst killing his swan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,310 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    mariaalice wrote: »
    Example Polish people kill and eat swans.
    Cos eastern europeans get caught butchering the swans. And everyone knows that all eastern europeans are Polish... :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 769 ✭✭✭sealgaire


    I applaud your skills of presumption . . . :rolleyes:
    I applaud your linguistic skills and your well proven ability to differentiate between eastern european languages. It's also quite fortunate that he was talking away audiably whilst killing his swan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭Abelloid


    sealgaire wrote: »
    No I did the typical thing and left it to the other people that were looking on shocked too! It is Ireland you know. It made the news at the time I remember.

    As for him being Polish, well, he was speaking polish so he wasn't fecking Austrailian! :rolleyes:

    True. If he was Australian he would probably be speaking English.. oh hang on... wouldn't that make him English? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    mariaalice wrote: »

    Polish people kill and eat swans.

    and subsequently steal my bread!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 769 ✭✭✭sealgaire


    The Irish PC brigade are very defensive of Polish & Eastern Europeans on this site.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,632 ✭✭✭Feeona


    It's also quite fortunate that he was talking away audiably whilst killing his swan.

    Sure don't baddies always say what they're going to do before they do it? 'I expect you to die Mr Swan'.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,484 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    So I guess the real question is...

    How do we protect our swans?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    sealgaire wrote: »
    The Irish PC brigade are very defensive of Polish & Eastern Europeans on this site.

    Actually, I'm from Swansea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    Ush1 wrote: »
    So I guess the real question is...

    How do we protect our swans?

    Teach them the Polish for fúck off

    Actually, I'm from Swansea.

    Ha !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 769 ✭✭✭sealgaire


    Actually, I'm from Swansea.



    worse than the Irish crowd


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 769 ✭✭✭sealgaire


    Alright I'm gone, I've to sue an old woman for a field


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I applaud your linguistic skills and your well proven ability to differentiate between eastern european languages. It's also quite fortunate that he was talking away audiably whilst killing his swan.

    I was there as well, and distinctly remember that the Polish guy had perfect English, I even wrote down what he said: "My Polish mother and father in Krakow, where I was born, will be really pleased when I send them a photo of this swan that I've just killed"

    As he was walking away, he dropped his passport, and I picked it up, read it and handed it back to him. It was definitely a Polish passport, and he said "Thank you for picking up my Polish passport, I'd be lost without it".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    sealgaire wrote: »
    Alright I'm gone, I've to sue an old woman for a field

    Another day done in the FAT* office.












    Fail At Trolling*


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Because most people haven't read "The Demon Haunted World" by Carl Sagan!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,880 ✭✭✭TimeToShine


    mariaalice wrote: »
    No we are not all clever...but i hope enough of us posses reason and common sense and have the intelligence to question what we here and don't lap up everything we come across in the media.

    LOL.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30 noura


    becouse they are still ignorant,unaware and live in dark


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