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The blonde hair/fake tan brigade.

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  • #62
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Gunsfortoys wrote: »
    Look at the beginning of the post, I am not slagging appearances. Also take a look at some of your own posts before calling me chauvinist.
    whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshhh


  • #63
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Terry wrote: »
    When it comes to make up, less is better.
    When it comes to clothes, more is better in certain places.
    If you're going to show off your cleavage, then cover your legs and vice versa.

    A really short skirt with a really short top and tons of make up just shows insecurities.

    That's just my opinion though.

    Howya Gok.


  • #64
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Oh no then they get that thing when it clogs up their pores and they get the fake tan freckles. Vomit inducing.


    Not if they exfoliate like fcuk, you need to take scrub at least one layer of skin away & lightly moisturise the face before putting it on.
    Get up the next day, have a shower & hey presto you have a nice light tan.
    Do that once/ twice a week & moisturise everyday & it looks good.


  • #65
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    Dad ?


    :pac:
    If you think you're going out in that, you've another thing coming, young lady.

    mikom wrote: »
    Howya Gok.

    Nope. Just a dude who knows what he finds attractive.
    Naked fat women do not turn me on. Just like naked me does not turn women on.


  • #66
    DetectivFoxtrot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭DetectivFoxtrot


    Terry wrote: »
    When it comes to make up, less is better.
    When it comes to clothes, more is better in certain places.
    If you're going to show off your cleavage, then cover your legs and vice versa.

    A really short skirt with a really short top and tons of make up just shows insecurities.

    That's just my opinion though.
    mikom wrote: »
    Howya Gok.


    "It's all about the confidence!"

    /*gay twirl


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  • #67
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    Larianne wrote: »
    Gets rid of the corned beef complexion. :) MAC Face & Body is good for this too.

    you've just gone completely back on what you said earlier no ? that its looks and smells awful

    i think johnsons and jonhsons is the job myself


  • #68
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    Terry wrote: »
    If you think you're going out in that, you've another thing coming, young lady.




    Nope. Just a dude who knows what he finds attractive.
    Naked fat women do not turn me on. Just like naked me does not turn women on.

    but daaaaaad, all the girls are wearing them

    *takes off heels and stomps off up the stairs*


  • #69
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    you've just gone completely back on what you said earlier no ? that its looks and smells awful

    i think johnsons and jonhsons is the job myself

    Not really. I wouldn't call Johnsons and Johnsons fake tan. Its not really strong enough, unless you put tonnes of it on yourself.


  • #70
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Terry wrote: »
    If you think you're going out in that, you've another thing coming, young lady.




    Nope. Just a dude who knows what he finds attractive.
    Naked fat women do not turn me on. Just like naked me does not turn women on.



    Ah Terry don't be so hard on yourself. I saw your photo & was bitterly disappointed that a certain area was censored.

    If you would like to post the picture again, without the Crayola on it then you will recieve many thanks. Many, many thanks.


  • #71
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    This is turning into a thread suitable for F&A. What it not about cults or something? :confused:


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  • #72
    Heckler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,358 ✭✭✭Heckler


    A woman wearing fake tan looks just like that. A woman wearing fake tan. There are degrees of awfulness ranging from the full on Umpaloompa to the milder version which normally involves missing bits here and there. The whole messed hair, ****e tan and ugg boots. Christ almighty........I despair.


  • #73
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    Larianne wrote: »
    Not really. I wouldn't call Johnsons and Johnsons fake tan. Its not really strong enough, unless you put tonnes of it on yourself.

    fair enough, i use the Garnier summer skin one myself, its light


  • #74
    Rasmus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Rasmus


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Not if they exfoliate like fcuk, you need to take scrub at least one layer of skin away & lightly moisturise the face before putting it on.
    Get up the next day, have a shower & hey presto you have a nice light tan.
    Do that once/ twice a week & moisturise everyday & it looks good.

    What are fake tan freckles? Pores that get clogged, and then a break-out, or what?


  • #75
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Rasmus wrote: »
    What are fake tan freckles? Pores that get clogged, and then a break-out, or what?

    Bits of fake tan that doesn't come off the face/body so appears like orange freckles. Make-up usually builds up around said freckles to give them a nice dirty look. Ugh.


  • #76
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    man you obviously have your own insecurities with approaching women if you think a tanned woman is more likely to tell you to piss off

    yes im a woman and yes i have seen nice fake tan, never said thick as muck dark fake tan, just nice fake tan, theres a difference

    Why thank you :). In truth i have more self-respect than to essentially cold-call girls irl for a date. I go out to have fun. If you'd call this self-respect an "insecurity", then i guess i do (although i wonder if you'd have the same "insecurity" about approcahing guys on a night out). But that's beside the point really.

    Rightly or wrongly, I do associate a certain look with a sort of stereotypical D4, materialistic, morally-vaccuous attitude (essentially female "douchebags"). I can't help thinking that a lot of other guys (the type who are looking for a proper relationship rather than an easy lay) feel the same.


  • #77
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Rasmus wrote: »
    What are fake tan freckles? Pores that get clogged, and then a break-out, or what?


    I think she means if you have dry skin that the tan will look more concentrated on that part of the body. Elbows, knees, nose etc.

    Also if you use fake tan on your face & have lots of blackheads or spots then the fake tan will only make it more obvious.
    Pores do get clogged from fake tan & will turn into a blackhead/ spot if you don't exfoliate properly & even if you do it still happens sometimes.

    But I take great pleasure in popping a blackhead or a spot so for me it's a bonus when it does happen. I know it's disgusting to most people but I enjoy it.


  • #78
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Terry wrote: »
    Naked fat women do not turn me on.

    Send them my way Terry.

    Just make sure they have a well cleaned pooper!


  • #79
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    easyeason3 wrote: »
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    Ah Terry don't be so hard on yourself. I saw your photo & was bitterly disappointed that a certain area was censored.

    If you would like to post the picture again, without the Crayola on it then you will recieve many thanks. Many, many thanks.
    Due to current legal issues, I cannot post the uncensored picture.

    Until Ireland learns to accept that people have genitals, boards would get into a lot of trouble if I was to post a picture of my 12" penis.
    Unfortunately it would also get into trouble if I was to show the undoctored 4cm penis.

    One of the above sizes is true.
    The Austin Powers brand penis enlarger never arrived. The current legal difficulties are in reference to the Ebay seller who did not deliver the product.

    What I'm basically saying is that I have a small penis.


  • #80
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    I'm laughing at the posts from people saying that fake tan NEVER looks good no matter how it's applied!

    If it's applied well you don't know the person has it on. Yes, you look at the orange girls you see and think they look ridiculous on nights out next to the girls with "normal" skintone...but I bet a lot of the girls with "normal" skintone are wearing fake tan too.

    I'm quite pale and wear a bit of fake tan when I go out. It doesn't smell and it's one that comes off with soap and water so I don't have to scrub it off over a period of a few days.

    Someone (who has actually posted in this thread funnily enough ;)) said to me recently that they hate girls who wear fake tan. I said "Eh I've got fake tan on now!" They looked at me and said "No you don't" and I said "Yes I have, and I have had it on every time you've met me!"

    So it CAN look good damnit!!!!


  • #81
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Terry wrote: »
    Due to current legal issues, I cannot post the uncensored picture.

    Until Ireland learns to accept that people have genitals, boards would get into a lot of trouble if I was to post a picture of my 12" penis.
    Unfortunately it would also get into trouble if I was to show the undoctored 4cm penis.

    One of the above sizes is true.
    The Austin Powers brand penis enlarger never arrived. The current legal difficulties are in reference to the Ebay seller who did not deliver the product.

    What I'm basically saying is that I have a small penis.


    Pffft.
    Prove it :)

    Seriously though, it was a great pic.


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  • #82
    CK2010
    Closed Accounts Posts: 543 ✭✭✭CK2010


    im naturally paper white and have pink/red hair and i just think i look kinda veiny and sick and i dont wear fake tan cause i hate everything about it but i HATE being so pale. if i had blonde hair though id prob wear it just so i dont look albino-maybe thats why they wear it!


  • #83
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    And can I point out that some men wear fake tan too.

    No they don't. They might be male...


  • #84
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    I just wondered why so many girls/women have to look the exact same. I'm not saying there aren't instances were it does not look good, just why does every girl feel the need to look the same as everyone else? You see groups of girls everywhere that look the exact same. Originality has left Ireland.


  • #85
    eimearcmh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 599 ✭✭✭eimearcmh


    This is to the girls out there....and possibly men who wear fake tan...:D

    When you put on fake take do you apply it to your whole body or just the areas that will be seen eg for work- the neck/arms/?

    Do you put it on all areas for nights out?


  • #86
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    It wasn't me! wrote: »
    No they don't. They might be male...


    It's called 'metro sexual' apparently.

    Give me a man that eats a lump of steak with spuds, drinks pints, watches rugby, can fart & burp at the same time, doesn't use hair conditioner, doesn't use moisturiser, sparingly uses Lynx & thinks that shaving everyday is a waste of time.


  • #87
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    It's called 'metro sexual' apparently.

    Give me a man that eats a lump of steak with spuds, drinks pints, watches rugby, can fart & burp at the same time, doesn't use hair conditioner, doesn't use moisturiser, sparingly uses Lynx & thinks that shaving everyday is a waste of time.

    I don't even shave once a month. :p Yeah, got the rest too... Finally, some feckin' appreciation!


  • #88
    Potatofarl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 52 ✭✭Potatofarl


    Gunsfortoys wrote: »
    Let me start off by saying I'm not judging appearances or slagging anyone before the PC police shoot me down. Is there a new cult in Ireland or something? Taking a leisurely stroll through Dublin today I have never seen so many women big, small, average etc with fake tan and blonde hair. Can anyone shed a light on this? Does fake tan and blonde hair give you superhuman sexual powers? Is there a new cult I'm not aware of?

    I had great plans to put some fake tan on for the weekend as i'm going to EP (obviously not the wash off kind!) but with all the comments I'm not so sure now! I'm blonde, only wear fake tan sometimes as generally I can't be arsed. Didn't realise blonde and (fake) tanned was such a turn off!!!


  • #89
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    Potatofarl wrote: »
    Didn't realise blonde and (fake) tanned was such a turn off!!!

    What part of "smells like easy lay" didn't you get? :p


  • #90
    spider_pig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭spider_pig


    It wasn't me! wrote: »
    I don't even shave once a month. :p

    fcuk that im 24 and have to shave every day, other wise it adds years onto me it does :p
    Potatofarl wrote: »
    Didn't realise blonde and (fake) tanned was such a turn off!!!

    aint a turn off here lol it dont bother me one bit me loves life sized tanned barbie dolls ;)


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  • #91
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    It wasn't me! wrote: »
    I don't even shave once a month. :p Yeah, got the rest too... Finally, some feckin' appreciation!


    You Tarzan, me Jane :D


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