The blonde hair/fake tan brigade.

Gunsfortoys

Let me start off by saying I'm not judging appearances or slagging anyone before the PC police shoot me down. Is there a new cult in Ireland or something? Taking a leisurely stroll through Dublin today I have never seen so many women big, small, average etc with fake tan and blonde hair. Can anyone shed a light on this? Does fake tan and blonde hair give you superhuman sexual powers? Is there a new cult I'm not aware of?

mojesius

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Let me start off by saying I'm not judging appearances or slagging anyone before the PC police shoot me down. Is there a new cult in Ireland or something? Taking a leisurely stroll through Dublin today I have never seen so many women big, small, average etc with fake tan and blonde hair. Can anyone shed a light on this? Does fake tan and blonde hair give you superhuman sexual powers? Is there a new cult I'm not aware of?

Two words - The Hills

SV

It's sexy, apparently.
Didn't you get the memo?

Terry

How dare you judge a woman on her looks.
Fake tan and blonde hair makes them feel better about themselves. It's not up to you to decide what is attractive.
Typical male chauvinist post.

ShadowGal

saw this show on tv (cant remember the name) but it did a blind smell test on about 100 guys.

their top 2 scents at the end were Lavender and fake tan

apparently the guys associated the smell of fake tan with an easy lay

Gone West

fake tan looks absolutely ridiculous. Even when it is applied by "tan application technicians" in salons.

I´ll just repeat it again, honestly, if you wear fake tan, you look ridiculous, you don´t look tanned, you look like a pale person with orange paint on.
Once more, it looks ridiculous. thanks.

PeterIanStaker

MTV, Joe, MTV!!

Gunsfortoys

Terry wrote: »

How dare you judge a woman on her looks.
Fake tan and blonde hair makes them feel better about themselves. It's not up to you to decide what is attractive.
Typical male chauvinist post.

Look at the beginning of the post, I am not slagging appearances. Also take a look at some of your own posts before calling me chauvinist.

ShadowGal

might i add that a lot of Irish women are being constantly put down for being pasty, ive heard it so many times. cant win really

aww leave them alone no harm done as long as they dont go too far and look like a negative :eek:

Larianne

Classes in UCD must have started back early.

JohnDee

being both pasty and tanned at the same time though is the real tragedy

Terry

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Look at the beginning of the post, I am not slagging appearances. Also take a look at some of your own posts before calling me chauvinist.

Relax. I was joking.
Also, I'd rather not look at my own posts. Most of them are complete and utter tripe.

Zadkiel

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Look at the beginning of the post, I am not slagging appearances. Also take a look at some of your own posts before calling me chauvinist.

Aw bless you didn't get it did you?
Do you perchance die your hair blonde?

DetectivFoxtrot

brunettes ftw :cool:

easyeason3

Some women, & I am stressing some, think that blonde hair that looks yellow & fake tan that makes them look slightly radioactive is attractive. These women are usually found to be wearing a fetching velour baby pink tracksuit with 'juicy' written across the arse of it. They also have a fondness for Ugg boots.

Don't tar us all with the same brush.

Turtyturd

DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »

brunettes ftw :cool:

Brunette Albino's.;)

SV

Turtyturd wrote: »

Brunette Albino's.;)

does not compute

Gunsfortoys

Larianne wrote: »

Classes in UCD must have started back early.

That's a brilliantly put argument and I thank you for explaining it intelligently and with such original material. I genuinely never heard that type of classic, witty and funny response before. You go girl.

Larianne

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

That's a brilliantly put argument and I thank you for explaining it intelligently and with such original material. I genuinely never heard that type of classic, witty and funny response before. You go girl.

Awesome!

fonecrusher1

Whats wrong with the pale look? Fake tan is.....fake?

SV

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

That's a brilliantly put argument and I thank you for explaining it intelligently and with such original material. I genuinely never heard that type of classic, witty and funny response before. You go girl.

What type of fake tan do you use?
Also, do you resent the fact you couldn't get into Trinity or?

kraggy

Fuzzy wrote: »

fake tan looks absolutely ridiculous. Even when it is applied by "tan application technicians" in salons.

I´ll just repeat it again, honestly, if you wear fake tan, you look ridiculous, you don´t look tanned, you look like a pale person with orange paint on.
Once more, it looks ridiculous. thanks.

I cannot agree with this more.

Girls, seriously, it's disgusting. No matter how well applied. It's rotten.

mikom

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Whats wrong with the pale look? Fake tan is.....fake?

Spot on.
I fuckin' love pale skin.
Redheads and those with freckles also high on my list.

Gunsfortoys

SV wrote: »

What type of fake tan do you use?
Also, do you resent the fact you couldn't get into Trinity or?

I don't use fake tan.
Also I have been working since 16. Save your childishness for the childrens playground you paedo.

ShadowGal

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Whats wrong with the pale look? Fake tan is.....fake?

so is dying your hair, wearing eyeshadow, synthetic perfume the list goes on. ive actually seen some nice fake tans myself that dont look like someone was mud wrestling in the stuff

SV

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

I don't use fake tan.
Also I have been working since 16. Save your childishness for the childrens playground you paedo.

super lol!

Turtyturd

mikom wrote: »

Redheads and those with freckles also high on my list.

Nothing like a game of join the dots after she has fallen asleep.

easyeason3

ShadowGal wrote: »

so is dying your hair, wearing eyeshadow, synthetic perfume the list goes on. ive actually seen some nice fake tans myself that dont look like someone was mud wrestling in the stuff

Yep. Have to agree. Not everyone goes for the umpah lumpah look.
And can I point out that some men wear fake tan too.

inforfun

I could almost understand going for a fake tan. After all it is not that sunny here all year.

But why pick orange for a tan?

mojesius

easyeason3 wrote: »

Yep. Have to agree. Not everyone goes for the umpah lumpah look.
And can I point out that some men wear fake tan too.

and make-up

mikom

inforfun wrote: »

But why pick orange for a tan?

Proceed with caution?

easyeason3

mojesius wrote: »

and make-up

And hair dye...

...the list goes on.

spider_pig

count your self lucky the guy's haven't started wearing so much fake tan like the twats below in the video my stomach would explode from laughing so much,trust the Americans tho to wear fake tan and think it looks cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8OXzKmJUVY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge1ZIwwFBQA

fonecrusher1

mikom wrote: »

Spot on.
I fuckin' love pale skin.
Redheads and those with freckles also high on my list.

Then you must also have enjoyed this thread!!!:D

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056016763

stupidusername

In fairness now....... people are always sayin that you don't look healthy if you're pale... and I do believe that there has been many a study done to figure out the reason blondes are considered more attractive (apparently it's something to do with being more likely to be fertile, and the fact that it gives a youthful look)

Have to say that I notice girls getting noticed and it's the girls with blonde hair and definitely not with pale skin.... so as much as the oompa loompa look makes me want to vomit, clearly there's good reason for going that way.

mikom

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Then you must also have enjoyed this thread!!!:D

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056016763

Mama.

easyeason3

stupidusername wrote: »

In fairness now....... people are always sayin that you don't look healthy if you're pale... and I do believe that there has been many a study done to figure out the reason blondes are considered more attractive (apparently it's something to do with being more likely to be fertile, and the fact that it gives a youthful look)

Have to say that I notice girls getting noticed and it's the girls with blonde hair and definitely not with pale skin.... so as much as the oompa loompa look makes me want to vomit, clearly there's good reason for going that way.

No. I strongly disagree.
It means you're easy.

And I think it's women with an hourglass figure that give the impression of being more fertile due to the hips & boobs.

fonecrusher1

ShadowGal wrote: »

so is dying your hair, wearing eyeshadow, synthetic perfume the list goes on. ive actually seen some nice fake tans myself that dont look like someone was mud wrestling in the stuff

Yeah but theres a huge difference between a girl throwing on a bit of make-up & someone who looks like she's been drinking too much orange soda.

Who loves orange soda?.......

ShadowGal

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Yeah but theres a huge difference between a girl throwing on a bit of make-up & someone who looks like she's been drinking too much orange soda.

Who loves orange soda?.......

that was my point

Prof.Badass

ShadowGal wrote: »

so is dying your hair, wearing eyeshadow, synthetic perfume the list goes on. ive actually seen some nice fake tans myself that dont look like someone was mud wrestling in the stuff

I am going to assume you are a female based on your username. Fake tan in not hot. Men don't like the jaundiced look, and it may look ok "when it's done right", but a lot of girls can't do it right. Even when done professionally girls can still come out looking like oompa loompas :eek:.

There is an ad for a fake tan product in the window of my local pharmacy. In this ad there are two photos of the same woman, the supposedly "ugly" "pale" one and the supposedly "hot" "tanned" one. As I was walking by I saw the pale photo first and was like "wow, she's pretty, i wouldn't mind having a girlfriend like that" .
Then i saw the other photo not only was i turned off, but (and i know it's not right) deep down i thought "What a slut. I bet she's a horrible vaccuos person, the type of girl who gets a kick out of telling guys who approach her to fúck off.".

tl,dr: In 97% of irish women fake tan does more harm than good.

Gummy Panda

Nothing worse then seeing a junkiee skanger with fan tan and blonde hair dye that they got from some crappy euro shop.... ewww:s

They're always covered in what looks like freckles but the not healthy freckles. And they are constantly sweating!

Royal Irish

I knew a girl who was short and fat. She used alot of fake tan and it just made her look like a umpa lumpa.

Lux23

I am blonde and I can look pretty Barbie like at times but I never wear fake tan and I don't use a huge amount of make up. I just have never seen fake tan look good on someone and its manky the way it comes off on your clothes and bedsheets.

ShadowGal

Prof.Badass wrote: »

I am going to assume you are a female based on your username. Fake tan in not hot. Men don't like the jaundiced look, and it may look ok "when it's done right", but a lot of girls can't do it right. Even when done professionally girls can still come out looking like oompa loompas :eek:.

There is an ad for a fake tan product in the window of my local pharmacy. In this ad there are two photos of the same woman, the supposedly "ugly" "pale" one and the supposedly "hot" "tanned" one. As I was walking by I saw the pale photo first and was like "wow, she's pretty, i wouldn't mind having a girlfriend like that" .
Then i saw the other photo not only was i turned off, but (and i know it's not right) deep down i thought "I bet she's a horrible vaccuos person, the type of girl who gets a kick out of telling guys who approach her to fúck off.".

tl,dr: In 97% of irish women fake tan does more harm than good.

man you obviously have your own insecurities with approaching women if you think a tanned woman is more likely to tell you to piss off

yes im a woman and yes i have seen nice fake tan, never said thick as muck dark fake tan, just nice fake tan, theres a difference

fonecrusher1

ShadowGal wrote: »

that was my point

Fair enough.

I just prefer paler looking women myself personally.

spider_pig

is this the look your on about

http://notsohumbleopinion.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/oompa_loompa-255x300.jpg

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/scottish-guido.jpg

Larianne

ShadowGal wrote: »

so is dying your hair, wearing eyeshadow, synthetic perfume the list goes on. ive actually seen some nice fake tans myself that dont look like someone was mud wrestling in the stuff

Seeing someone with a good fake tan is very rare!

Lux23 wrote: »

I am blonde and I can look pretty Barbie like at times but I never wear fake tan and I don't use a huge amount of make up. I just have never seen fake tan look good on someone and its manky the way it comes off on your clothes and bedsheets.

Plus, its smells awful!!!!!!!!

ShadowGal

Larianne wrote: »

Seeing someone with a good fake tan is very rare!



Plus, its smells awful!!!!!!!!

but not unheard of ?

btw im a pale-ish brunette myself before anyone starts screaming at me

Lux23

ShadowGal wrote: »

man you obviously have your own insecurities with approaching women if you think a tanned woman is more likely to tell you to piss off

yes im a woman and yes i have seen nice fake tan, never said thick as muck dark fake tan, just nice fake tan, theres a difference

Its never nice especially on people who have a pale skin tone naturally.

buttonsflyie

ShadowGal wrote: »

saw this show on tv (cant remember the name) but it did a blind smell test on about 100 guys.

their top 2 scents at the end were Lavender and fake tan

apparently the guys associated the smell of fake tan with an easy lay

Super book me in for one on Friday.:rolleyes:

Look I also have blond hair, naturally I might add, however when I get good fake tan done for an occassion, it looks super, I get complimented on how well I look.

However there is the "barbie" brigade out there that think they look like "Irelands Next Top Model" but they will never cop on as long as there is guys out there to give them what they want...................... an easy lay.

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