wheres the weirdest place you woke up drunk?

[CALIBUR] · 10-12-2002 12:44AM

waken up near the male toliets in the ul-lan.

gogo · 10-12-2002 04:40PM

Asleep in our back yard,(Presume i was trying to get in bathroom window and didn't manage it) but being a clever drunk had managed to take a wet towel off the washing line and place it over me for warmt

. My mother found me the next morning and went ape ****, was nearly a member of AA, by the time she'd finished. was sick for week.

My sister was found asleep in the hot press, top shelf. To reach the top schelf you have to open all the other presses and climb up to it, (very old house, high ceilings).
She scared the **** out of my poor mother climbing out the next day. She claimed she got in there to get warm in our cold house(But has no real notion of why she got in). The bed clothes smelled of budweiser for ages.

At least we'll never be cold.

gogo:D

leeroybrown · 10-12-2002 05:01PM

Another story about a guy I know:

After some family problems he went on the beer all day and was absolutely fscked when the pubs closed. He ended up sleeping in a wheel barrow out behind a shop. Went straight back to the pub the following morning too.

tman · 12-12-2002 04:48PM

my one is pretty lame in comparison to some of the stuff i've just read:(

it involves a few cans of kilkenny, some nutmeg and me waking up to the sound of birdsong, only to find that my face was stuck to the bathroom floor.
i literally had to peel my face off it before crawling into bed.

BOP · 12-12-2002 05:31PM

Again, didn't happen to me, but a friend of a friend... This Irish guy in Oz (who had outstayed his Visa) was moving out of his gaff and went on a 24hr session. He forgot he had moved out, so you can imagine how furious he was when none of the keys he had would open his door. So he breaks the door window, goes up stairs to get i to bed. He's so pissed he doesn't notice the married couple lying in his bed and flops accorss thier legs and falls asleep. He was shocked to wake up being arrested for B&E by Sydney's finest.They didn't press charges though, they deported him. Bad hang over,Good dinner story.

Thanx 4 The Fish · 12-12-2002 05:53PM

I a mates house in Galway. Not funny in itself, but we were drinking for two days straight, with small stoppages for pissing and closing time in Dublin. He was not due to go home for another week and I was late for work that evening...

Victor · 12-12-2002 06:39PM

Originally posted by tman
only to find that my face was stuck to the bathroom floor. i literally had to peel my face off it before crawling into bed.

Yeah, I used to work in an office and the secretary had a part-time job in her uncle's pub on a Tuesday night. Anyway, I wasn't paying much attention to what she was doing one Wednesday morning, when the boss arrived back from a meeting. At this point she woke up from the newspaper, she was reading when she fell asleep on her desk (head down). She tried to remain dignified and composed while talking to the boss, not realising her face was covered in ink from the newspaper.

The_Bullman · 12-12-2002 08:59PM

on the sidewalk outside the nightclub I was in that night in chicago

Doodee · 12-12-2002 10:30PM

middle of a wall

funny, same with me, only thing is I dont remember Falling asleep, Ropedrink, might care to explain how I was found

other than that:
Bench outside my front door
School playground
In a field, cuddled up in the grass
A Hotel Kitchen (Same night as the wall)
Beats Lap (Also the same night)
Infront of a toilet
Also infront of a toilet only with my Jocks down to my waist, legs fully streched out, arms rapped around the bowl, and a friend trying to get in but couldnt (Female friend too so I had the Jocks back to operating position within second to save imbarassment.)

I have heard of a female friend in the collage who went out on the raz, got toasted, got with a Trucker (Not sexually) and woke up in London. Thats why i insist on not bringing out my Passport, can be dangerour.

Also, I've know a ton of ppl who have gotten so drunk that they had a hangover/Drunk while asleep and were greatthe next day (Sorta like yourself John)
also, getting so toastie one night I had to pull out an identification card with my address cause i couldnt remember where i lived.

Don1 · 13-12-2002 01:31PM

On my own knee. i had crouched down to tie my shoe-lace put my head on my knee and passed out.

Wasn't asleep for ages or anything but I did manage to stay upright for the entire kip!:D

Doodee · 13-12-2002 04:14PM

A workmate has just told me of his mate who woke up in a swimming pool sitting on a lie-lo waist deep in water, with ppl all looking at him, and not recolection of how he got there.

tuille · 13-12-2002 04:34PM

Brussels, which was weird beacuse we'd been staying in a camp site just outside of Amsterdam...that place does the nasty with your mind.

we'd had a night on the town and gotten ourselves a bottle of absynth and apperently decided saturday night in the Moulin rouge would be a good plan...thankfully we only had to make our way back from Brussels instead of Paris.

ozpass · 13-12-2002 04:53PM

I awoke to the melodious sound of a friend píssing into my guitar once (it was propped up in the corner of my bedroom-yuk!).

Another 'friend of a friend' fell asleep on the Metro in Newcastle. When she woke up the train was empty and there were no lights visible from outside. The doors were opened, however, so she rushed headlong from the train, hoping to get a taxi home from the (strangely dark) station.

Unfortunately the train had left the station an hour or so before and was in the process of being parked in some rural sidings. When she recovered from falling 7 feet into mud, she burst into tears and the train driver took her home in his car. :cool:

leeroybrown · 13-12-2002 05:20PM

Another friend:

He fell asleep (more a case of passing out) in a U-Bahn station in Munich. [He had drunk a couple of bottles of Oozo (spelling)]

When he woke up he found he had been robbed. The thieves took his money, a monthly rial travelpass and a few other things but the funny thing was that they left everything that wasn't wotth something to them (id cards, etc) back exactly where they found them.

Victor · 13-12-2002 07:42PM

Originally posted by leeroybrown
they left everything that wasn't wotth something to them (id cards, etc) back exactly where they found them.

German thieves are so honest.

johnnyc · 23-01-2003 08:13PM

i was up in dublin with a few friends i woke up in a train cariage, before the train left the train station!!i wonder how the hell i slept in that bucket of a carriage?

ManWithThePlan · 23-01-2003 08:35PM

Waking up in a puddle of my own piss.

ballooba · 23-01-2003 08:40PM

quote:

Originally posted by leeroybrown
they left everything that wasn't wotth something to them (id cards, etc) back exactly where they found them.

Originally posted by Victor

German thieves are so honest.

Nay.. Efficient!!

HerrLipp · 29-01-2003 06:24PM

went to sleep one night in a hostel after a night out, woke up balls naked in the jacks. Thank god I found a towel nearby(wasn't mine), or it could have been even more embarrassing. When I got back to the dorm, I had to pretend I got the urge to go for a shower.

yellum · 29-01-2003 08:52PM

Has cherno posted here yet ?

Stark · 29-01-2003 09:11PM

woke up in a hospital, could have been worse, he could have woken up in tallaght

naitkris · 29-01-2003 09:26PM

ok, mine's a long story, but where i woke up was:

under a bridge in Köln, Germany (some 50km from where I went out for the night - Duesseldorf - and where I was staying), covered in vomit and only 10DM in my wallet (a few Euro)...

some scay stuff (and i don't know how i got there which is bad considering it is so far away!)...

Victor · 29-01-2003 10:17PM

Originally posted by naitkris
under a bridge in Köln, Germany (some 50km from where I went out for the night - Duesseldorf - and where I was staying), covered in vomit and only 10DM in my wallet (a few Euro)...

Thats the problem with the Hauptbanhhof in Dusseldorf, so many platforms (15? 20?) and they all look the same.

Neil3030 · 30-01-2003 12:47AM

New Years Day 2003, woke up under my bed lying on a large breadknife. Fortunately the knife was in a gorizontle position.

I don't want to know what I was doing the night before :$

[EDIT] And, by gorizontle, i of course mean, horizontal [/EDIT]

Tazz T · 30-01-2003 01:09PM

Telephone box in Belfast - not too bad you might think - but it wasn't until I'd wandered the street for a few hours asking ppl directions that I realised someone had given me a makeover - lipstick, eyeliner, foundation, the works.

scojones · 30-01-2003 01:16PM

I went out on a thursday night two summers ago. I had work that friday. Since i hadn't showed up at my friends house (we walked to work together) he decided to give my mobile a call. He heard it ringing outside his flat so he was like "wtf?" and opend the door. There i was asleep sprawled over the tiled stairs. There was someone's mucky footprints all over the place. They lead from the bottom of the stairs to the top - and there was one on my back! Bastards stood on me.

Bard · 17-02-2003 12:33PM

Got on a wrong train in Connolly on the way home from work in town one day.

Meant to go to Donabate. Fell asleep and woke up in Drumcondra.

Just as well I awoke there or I'd have been in Maynooth in no time...

I know Drumcondra's not really "weird" as such...

/me wanders off to think

wheres the weirdest place you woke up drunk?

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