wheres the weirdest place you woke up drunk?

Caesar_Bojangle · 06-12-2002 9:11pm #1

well?

For me it has to be the time i awoke sitting on someone else's toilet with my boxers and trousers down and piss all over the floor. Remarkably there wasn't a trace of urine on me or my clothes, luckily the floor didn't escape and was deluged with my golden water. Needless to say i unlocked the door and got the fuk outta there.

po0k · 06-12-2002 9:36pm

In a mate of a mate's house in some housing estat somewhere in Galway.
Went (Fell in-)to a bed at about 4pm, well toastie, was woken up at 6am by the sound of a taxi beeping outside, rushed downstairs and hopped in the back with my mate and another lad (which was lucky, cos looking abck on it now I wouldn't have had a snowball's chance in hell of ever finding my way home again).
When the cab stopped I found myself outside Padraig's along the docks in Galway. At 6:30 we got in (Mariner's licenses are fscking god sent) and got tucked into pintage again. Got talking to some people, and was hit on by a pissed middle-aged english woman.
Needless to say we left fairly lively.
Got a full-irish brekkie up in GBC café place at the top of shop-street, got a lift home with mate in mate's mother's car.
Took a shower and felt great for the rest of the day.

Excellent night in fairness.

BuffyBot · 06-12-2002 10:59pm

Buttermilk Lane Galway for one..

Toilet of an truck spare parts centre in an Industrial estate. Don't ask...

DiscoStu · 06-12-2002 11:19pm

dunboyne

but considering i started on dorset street with no money and a bottle of tequila kinda puts it on perspective.

Lawnkiller · 06-12-2002 11:32pm

dunmore

- we'll leave it at that......

Silverfish · 07-12-2002 12:18am

Lying on the floor in work cuddling a full bottle of red wine, with an unlit cigarette in my mouth, while my manager was standing there open-mouthed.

Priceless.

It was only later that afternoon when I stole the security video that I found out what the hell had happened there.

Hellrazer · 07-12-2002 12:21am

Was found lying in my front garden one night on my back with my right arm extended and key of front door held straight out as if trying to open a horizontal door.
Theory is that I tried to lunge for front door missed the keyhole,bounced off and landed in the position above.Still talked about to this day.
Also woke up in Cunningham road bus station at 6 in the morning a few years back.Id traveled on the nightlink from City centre to tallaght and back 3 times.

Mossy Monk · 07-12-2002 1:49am

woke up on one of those tractor lawnmower things covered in vomit. i was not a happy person

Oeneus · 07-12-2002 11:54am

On our piss-ups, we do this thing that we named "Bush Club". Where we find bushes, and jump in them.

One night we all decided to go for this one bush. There was a tree next to it. I decided to climb the tree and jump off the tree and into the bush. I missed the bush and landed flat on the ground. And that's where I woke up the following morning.

Everyone had left me there not realising.

Samson · 07-12-2002 11:56am

A bus wash.

ykt0di9url7bc3 · 07-12-2002 12:00pm

Train Station
Bus stop
A Wheat Field
Shower in a strange apartment!
my back garden

Wolf · 07-12-2002 12:12pm

Ok this ones good.

I was over in santa ponza (splet wrong i know) but any way I was on antibiotics for a cold I had and wasn't able to drinnk for the start of the holiday and was well pissed off.

So im sitting there in my mate app and holding last antibiotic and thinking whats the harm ill have a few (yeah right). Finished a crate of bud then went to megaluf (also spelt wrong) which is a good 20 mins away in a speeding taxi on a moterway. Anyway went into the club and was shot gunning pints and tequilas 8 pints and 8 tequilas in two groups of 4. Went to the toilet collapsed. Next thing i remeber is been chucked out at 7.30 in the morning and been droped on the pavment.

So i have no money and im lying unconcious on the pavment miles from the app we are staying in. Nxt thing I can remember is waking up with ppl speting over me and looking at me odd. Lots of sun light and I turn around and theres my app. Also woke up with no shoes no **** and just a pair of shorts on. Still had my wallet and watch, keys and all that.

To this day i dont know how i got home and honestly I dont think I want to know

Victor · 07-12-2002 11:17pm

Foyer, Garda station...

KdjaCL · 08-12-2002 9:48am

1st xmas do ever i was 18 and a day.
Went to bed fri night (1st time drunk ever )woke up and went to work on MONDAY morning.

also in fitzgeralds hotel in temple bar in the toilet awoke after my mates assumed i had left.

train station in Frankfurt surrounded by about neo nazi scum bags that wasnt very pleasant.

tho funniest i ever seen was at a company do there was portaloos (nice ones too) a manager fell asleep in one and was placed on the back of a truck and brought to the depo in ringsend and only awoke when it was lifted off the truck.

kdjac

Victor · 08-12-2002 12:38pm

Originally posted by Victor
Foyer, Garda station...

And toilet in Abra - the same night ...

azezil · 08-12-2002 1:41pm

middle of a wall
field
junk yard
toilets
lying face down in a gutter

and so on...

leeroybrown · 08-12-2002 1:54pm

My own bed (in parents house) ... sounds normal, but when you have absolutely no idea how you got there, who saw you doing what and if you're in trouble or not it's interesting.

Some stories about friends:

Guy seen asleep in a friends bathroom sitting on the toilet with his pants down leaning over on the bath with a puddle of vomit in the bath.

I went upstairs to check if a very very drunk friend of mine was ok. Found his stilling on the toilet with his head in his hands asleep. He looked happy so I left him there. (He didn't remember it)

Similar happened to a friend on his 21st. Woke at home (his parents house) at 6 am sitting completely naked on the toilet with the door open. Luckily he woke up before anyone else.

Not quite sleeping. A friend got so drunk one night (this is almost impossible) that he got lost on the way home and ended up breaking into (slightly open window) the wrong house thinking he had forgotten his keys. The next thing he knew about he was recovering from a rather hard punch from one of that houses occupants. Ended up explaining a few hours away in a garda station.

byte · 08-12-2002 2:57pm

Hay sheds
School playshelter
Pub toilet
Side of road
Minibus
Car park

Of course this was all in my earlier years when I couldn't handle drink! I can handle it now, honest! :rolleyes:

DiscoStu · 08-12-2002 3:31pm

there was this other time i fell asleep in the jacks in the pod. the bouncer was checking if everyone had gone and had to kick the door down to get be out. got out and it was bright outside.

another funny one was falling asleep on the nightlink and waking up on an empty bus in cunningham road bus depot at almost 6am.

Space Coyote · 08-12-2002 5:27pm

it seems that waking up in Cunningham Rd garage has happened to loads of people, the bloody drivers never check b4 they get off the jazes buses....
This one's about me mate, he was in Norway on the rip, woke up in some old couple's bungalow, about 40 miles from where he thought he was, with a big dog lying on his chest !!!
I once woke up in my front garden soaked and freezing, it was winter, the place was covered in snow...i realized I had been making snow-angels all over the place!!!

Paddy20 · 08-12-2002 5:41pm

The Earth.

Neil_Sedaka · 08-12-2002 5:51pm

Under Rathmines bridge covered in muck (not you ya bad boy!!) and vomit (not you either vomit)!!!
after drinking Whelans semi dry of Aftershock.

Felt remarkably well the next day (prolly still drunk) , felt like total **** the day after that, thats age for ya!

Victor · 09-12-2002 3:59pm

Originally posted by leeroybrown
Found his stilling on the toilet with his head in his hands

His what????

Corega · 09-12-2002 4:37pm

In Fireworks nightclub, in the bogs to be precies, at 8 o'clock in the morning, about 5 hours before the cleaners came and let me out of the place. All the drinks were stashed behind metal grilles and the till's were locked

Lucky I still had a pack of smokes from the night before. I reckon my drink was spiked, so the morale of the story kid's is to find somewhere better then a bog to go to sleep.

Gordon · 09-12-2002 4:38pm

Originally posted by Corega
In Fireworks nightclub, in the bogs to be precies, at 8 o'clock in the morning, about 5 hours before the cleaners came and let me out of the place. All the drinks were stashed behind metal grilles and the till's were locked Lucky I still had a pack of smokes from the night before. I reckon my drink was spiked, so the morale of the story kid's is to find somewhere better then a bog to go to sleep.

I think I heard of you! Did that happen 4 or 5 years ago?

Graemo · 09-12-2002 4:42pm

Bloke I know bid us all good night and went to bed in the next room.
Soon after he arose to get a glass of water, and thinking it was actually several hours later didn't stop to think we'd all be still sitting in the living room and proceded to march in to the room bollo*k nekid.

It' should've been one of those "Priceless" pis*take ads.

eg. "Seeing the look on yer mates face when he walks in nob in hand not expecting to see you.........Priceless.

Heh. Drunken fool.

Victor · 09-12-2002 4:43pm

Originally posted by Gordon
I think I heard of you! Did that happen 4 or 5 years ago?

That place is only open 2-3 years.

Victor · 09-12-2002 4:50pm

Originally posted by Graemo
Soon after he arose to get a glass of water, and thinking it was actually several hours later didn't stop to think we'd all be still sitting in the living room and proceded to march in to the room bollo*k nekid.

A step up from my ex-flatmate who was found in the living room in the morning, asleep [drunken coma] in an arm chair in front of the TV, jeans around his ankles and hand down the front of his boxers..... agghhhhh my eyes, MY EYES!!!

Turner · 09-12-2002 9:26pm

On my stairs...

half way up. Dont know why i picked there tbh, probably the most uncomfortable place in the world.

po0k · 09-12-2002 9:51pm

Originally posted by RicardoSmith
Middle of a huge german forest in a cement mixer....

I would really like to hear the story behind that one

Seraphina · 09-12-2002 11:30pm

i think alot of us would...

[CALIBUR] · 09-12-2002 11:44pm

waken up near the male toliets in the ul-lan.

gogo · 10-12-2002 3:40pm

Asleep in our back yard,(Presume i was trying to get in bathroom window and didn't manage it) but being a clever drunk had managed to take a wet towel off the washing line and place it over me for warmt

. My mother found me the next morning and went ape ****, was nearly a member of AA, by the time she'd finished. was sick for week.

My sister was found asleep in the hot press, top shelf. To reach the top schelf you have to open all the other presses and climb up to it, (very old house, high ceilings).
She scared the **** out of my poor mother climbing out the next day. She claimed she got in there to get warm in our cold house(But has no real notion of why she got in). The bed clothes smelled of budweiser for ages.

At least we'll never be cold.

gogo:D

leeroybrown · 10-12-2002 4:01pm

Another story about a guy I know:

After some family problems he went on the beer all day and was absolutely fscked when the pubs closed. He ended up sleeping in a wheel barrow out behind a shop. Went straight back to the pub the following morning too.

tman · 12-12-2002 3:48pm

my one is pretty lame in comparison to some of the stuff i've just read:(

it involves a few cans of kilkenny, some nutmeg and me waking up to the sound of birdsong, only to find that my face was stuck to the bathroom floor.
i literally had to peel my face off it before crawling into bed.

BOP · 12-12-2002 4:31pm

Again, didn't happen to me, but a friend of a friend... This Irish guy in Oz (who had outstayed his Visa) was moving out of his gaff and went on a 24hr session. He forgot he had moved out, so you can imagine how furious he was when none of the keys he had would open his door. So he breaks the door window, goes up stairs to get i to bed. He's so pissed he doesn't notice the married couple lying in his bed and flops accorss thier legs and falls asleep. He was shocked to wake up being arrested for B&E by Sydney's finest.They didn't press charges though, they deported him. Bad hang over,Good dinner story.

Thanx 4 The Fish · 12-12-2002 4:53pm

I a mates house in Galway. Not funny in itself, but we were drinking for two days straight, with small stoppages for pissing and closing time in Dublin. He was not due to go home for another week and I was late for work that evening...

Victor · 12-12-2002 5:39pm

Originally posted by tman
only to find that my face was stuck to the bathroom floor. i literally had to peel my face off it before crawling into bed.

Yeah, I used to work in an office and the secretary had a part-time job in her uncle's pub on a Tuesday night. Anyway, I wasn't paying much attention to what she was doing one Wednesday morning, when the boss arrived back from a meeting. At this point she woke up from the newspaper, she was reading when she fell asleep on her desk (head down). She tried to remain dignified and composed while talking to the boss, not realising her face was covered in ink from the newspaper.

The_Bullman · 12-12-2002 7:59pm

on the sidewalk outside the nightclub I was in that night in chicago

Doodee · 12-12-2002 9:30pm

middle of a wall

funny, same with me, only thing is I dont remember Falling asleep, Ropedrink, might care to explain how I was found

other than that:
Bench outside my front door
School playground
In a field, cuddled up in the grass
A Hotel Kitchen (Same night as the wall)
Beats Lap (Also the same night)
Infront of a toilet
Also infront of a toilet only with my Jocks down to my waist, legs fully streched out, arms rapped around the bowl, and a friend trying to get in but couldnt (Female friend too so I had the Jocks back to operating position within second to save imbarassment.)

I have heard of a female friend in the collage who went out on the raz, got toasted, got with a Trucker (Not sexually) and woke up in London. Thats why i insist on not bringing out my Passport, can be dangerour.

Also, I've know a ton of ppl who have gotten so drunk that they had a hangover/Drunk while asleep and were greatthe next day (Sorta like yourself John)
also, getting so toastie one night I had to pull out an identification card with my address cause i couldnt remember where i lived.

Don1 · 13-12-2002 12:31pm

On my own knee. i had crouched down to tie my shoe-lace put my head on my knee and passed out.

Wasn't asleep for ages or anything but I did manage to stay upright for the entire kip!:D

Doodee · 13-12-2002 3:14pm

A workmate has just told me of his mate who woke up in a swimming pool sitting on a lie-lo waist deep in water, with ppl all looking at him, and not recolection of how he got there.

tuille · 13-12-2002 3:34pm

Brussels, which was weird beacuse we'd been staying in a camp site just outside of Amsterdam...that place does the nasty with your mind.

we'd had a night on the town and gotten ourselves a bottle of absynth and apperently decided saturday night in the Moulin rouge would be a good plan...thankfully we only had to make our way back from Brussels instead of Paris.

ozpass · 13-12-2002 3:53pm

I awoke to the melodious sound of a friend píssing into my guitar once (it was propped up in the corner of my bedroom-yuk!).

Another 'friend of a friend' fell asleep on the Metro in Newcastle. When she woke up the train was empty and there were no lights visible from outside. The doors were opened, however, so she rushed headlong from the train, hoping to get a taxi home from the (strangely dark) station.

Unfortunately the train had left the station an hour or so before and was in the process of being parked in some rural sidings. When she recovered from falling 7 feet into mud, she burst into tears and the train driver took her home in his car. :cool:

leeroybrown · 13-12-2002 4:20pm

Another friend:

He fell asleep (more a case of passing out) in a U-Bahn station in Munich. [He had drunk a couple of bottles of Oozo (spelling)]

When he woke up he found he had been robbed. The thieves took his money, a monthly rial travelpass and a few other things but the funny thing was that they left everything that wasn't wotth something to them (id cards, etc) back exactly where they found them.

Victor · 13-12-2002 6:42pm

Originally posted by leeroybrown
they left everything that wasn't wotth something to them (id cards, etc) back exactly where they found them.

German thieves are so honest.

johnnyc · 23-01-2003 7:13pm

i was up in dublin with a few friends i woke up in a train cariage, before the train left the train station!!i wonder how the hell i slept in that bucket of a carriage?

ManWithThePlan · 23-01-2003 7:35pm

Waking up in a puddle of my own piss.

ballooba · 23-01-2003 7:40pm

quote:

Originally posted by leeroybrown
they left everything that wasn't wotth something to them (id cards, etc) back exactly where they found them.

Originally posted by Victor

German thieves are so honest.

Nay.. Efficient!!

HerrLipp · 29-01-2003 5:24pm

went to sleep one night in a hostel after a night out, woke up balls naked in the jacks. Thank god I found a towel nearby(wasn't mine), or it could have been even more embarrassing. When I got back to the dorm, I had to pretend I got the urge to go for a shower.

yellum · 29-01-2003 7:52pm

Has cherno posted here yet ?

wheres the weirdest place you woke up drunk?

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