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Anyone ever have weird housemates ?

  • 28-08-2010 04:14PM
    #1
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭


    ive lived with a few. one used to label her shampoo and toiletries with a little white sticker displaying the date. or in the fridge if she had a little bag of chocolate snack bars she would write on a sticker on the pack "i have 4 bars left" heh heh

    i also lived with a girl who liked to scream the house down whilst having sex. now we all like a bit :cool: and i may have kept my screaming for when the house was empty, but one time right in the middle of her screams she roared " ****ING HIT ME" at the top of her voice :D i think he did too

    any stories ?


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  • #2
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Is there any other type?:rolleyes:


  • #3
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Is there any other type?:rolleyes:

    of course. ive lived with some really cool people too


  • #4
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Was the hit girl hot?

    I only ever shared a house for a few months during college, t'was with a Chinese student who had epilepsy.. he'd have a seizure every now and again and I'd freak out every time.. it never seemed to bother him too much though :pac:


  • #5
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    ive lived with a few. one used to label her shampoo and toiletries with a little white sticker displaying the date. or in the fridge if she had a little bag of chocolate snack bars she would write on a sticker on the pack "i have 4 bars left" heh heh

    i also lived with a girl who liked to scream the house down whilst having sex. now we all like a bit :cool: and i may have kept my screaming for when the house was empty, but one time right in the middle of her screams she roared " ****ING HIT ME" at the top of her voice :D i think he did too

    any stories ?

    Maybe she thought you were stealing her stuff?:confused:


  • #6
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    IBT






    In Before Terry


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  • #7
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Was the hit girl hot?

    I only ever shared a house for a few months during college, t'was with a Chinese student who had epilepsy.. he'd have a seizure every now and again and I'd freak out every time.. it never seemed to bother him too much though :pac:

    Man, theres a pun in there about a Chinese surname and a medical condition, but Im ****ed if I can think of it!


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    One 25year old statutory rapist.. I met the girl aswell in the house between him getting arrested and the courtcase. That's when I found out and the landlord was called quickly after.


  • #9
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    I shared a house with a girl that started cleaning and hoovering at 4am.It feckin p!ssed me off no end so I moved out.Later I found out she was on drugs and getting out of it in the middle of the night! One of her kicks was cleaning when she was off her rocker:eek:


  • #10
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    One year the guys from college used to live with a guy who was the replica of Hans Moleman. He used to say really odd things when we would be watching TV like "The special effects are TOO REAL!" and "Could you guys hack into the pixels?"

    He'd also come into whatever room you're in, stand there and breath loudly while looking at you.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmYr78eVLW8


    If you were on a computer he'd stick his face an inch away from the screen to read OUT LOUD what you were looking at.

    Jesus, that guy was a numpty! :pac:


  • #11
    Paddycrumlinman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 241 ✭✭Paddycrumlinman


    Shared a house with a guy who locked me in my bedroom one time. I woke up for work, went to go to the Jacks and could not open my door. I was like WTF, total disbelief. Looked in the keyhole and could see the key.

    I banged on my door, no one would answer. Climbed out the window, rang the bell and the guy opened the door. I'm like why the **** did you lock my bedroom door last night?

    It turns out he was jerking off in the living room watching porn and locked my door in case I woke up. Apparently he used to do this a lot, just this one time he forgot to unlock my Door.


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  • #12
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055966933

    He's away for the weekend, but left me a note with the names of a couple of youtube videos to watch. He also wrote down the url of one of them. Bless.

    He got a bit angry the other night when I took the piss out of him over the alien bases on the moon. I just kept laughing at him. He was not impressed at all.
    I suppose I should watch the videos for a bit of perspective.


  • #13
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Septic Leper wrote: »
    I shared a house with a girl that started cleaning and hoovering at 4am.It feckin p!ssed me off no end so I moved out.Later I found out she was on drugs and getting out of it in the middle of the night! One of her kicks was cleaning when she was off her rocker:eek:

    could never accuss her of being messy i suppose


  • #14
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Deleted User wrote: »
    One 25year old statutory rapist.. I met the girl aswell in the house between him getting arrested and the courtcase. That's when I found out and the landlord was called quickly after.

    How old was the girl?

    Terry wrote: »
    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055966933

    He's away for the weekend, but left me a note with the names of a couple of youtube videos to watch. He also wrote down the url of one of them. Bless.

    He got a bit angry the other night when I took the piss out of him over the alien bases on the moon. I just kept laughing at him. He was not impressed at all.
    I suppose I should watch the videos for a bit of perspective.

    Did you tell him there was no aliens but Nazis there instead?


  • #15
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I've never had housemates. The idea of it just never appealed to me.


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    How old was the girl?

    Reckon 14 or 15.. She was pretty small like. He came in the next day and asked me to say she wasn't here if the guards arrived.
    I was like 1. fuk that and 2. why? It's cause she was in the care of the HSE and would have been reported missing.

    Landlady staged a fake eviction and he moved out while the rest of us stayed on.


  • #17
    bigneacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    I used to live with a girl who had very noisy sex nearly every night, always with a different guy. she must have had over 200 blokes back over the course of the 8 or 9 months i lived with her.

    The same house the guy who lived downstairs used to sleep on the railings of the stairs and the park benches outside the house... not when drunk.. just randomly. weird people.


  • #18
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    bigneacy wrote: »
    I used to live with a girl who had very noisy sex nearly every night, always with a different guy. she must have had over 200 blokes back over the course of the 8 or 9 months i lived with her.

    Did you never stop to think that maybe, just maybe, you were sharing a house with a hooker?


  • #19
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Was the hit girl hot?

    I only ever shared a house for a few months during college, t'was with a Chinese student who had epilepsy.. he'd have a seizure every now and again and I'd freak out every time.. it never seemed to bother him too much though :pac:

    she was fairly hot alright


  • #20
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    Maybe she thought you were stealing her stuff?:confused:

    nope. thats what was weird about it. we were all very good for things like that


  • #21
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    one time right in the middle of her screams she roared " ****ING HIT ME" at the top of her voice :D i think he did too

    Maybe they trying out donkey punching?


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  • #22
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Maybe they trying out donkey punching?

    it was more of a slapping sound gummy :cool:


  • #23
    geeky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    one time right in the middle of her screams she roared " ****ING HIT ME" at the top of her voice :D i think he did too

    :pac:

    Classic.

    Oh, recordings or GTFO


  • #24
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    geeky wrote: »
    :pac:

    Classic.

    Oh, recordings or GTFO

    sorry. no can do.

    i did share a house with a guy who used to come home drunk and start jerking off on the couch :eek: he actually fell asleep during the job once and used to use towels from the bathroom .

    know what i did ?

    i got up with my polaroid camera when he was drunk one morning about 5 am and took a photo of him with his jeans open and one of the girls face cloths sticking out of them. i placed it neatly next to his snoring self :D


  • #25
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    How old was the girl?




    Did you tell him there was no aliens but Nazis there instead?
    No, but I will when he gets back.

    If any of the CT forum regulars are reading this, could you please post a link to a story about Nazis on the moon. I don't care if it's fake. I'm going to tell him that I believe it.


  • #26
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I miss my old flatmates. They were sound, we got on quite well, the only minor irritation was one of them always leaving the window on the ground floor open and he had our address on his keys. Not that I had much to steal anyway.
    I do dread the thought of flat sharing again. It is a bit of a hassle looking for someone you get on with.


  • #27
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Terry wrote: »
    If any of the CT forum regulars are reading this, could you please post a link to a story about Nazis on the moon. I don't care if it's fake. I'm going to tell him that I believe it.

    There ya go:

    http://www.v-j-enterprises.com/moonger.html


  • #28
    Cavehill Red
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    That comes from a professor of dissident science, so it must be right!


  • #29
    Misanthrope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    I shared a big house with 6 people as a student.One left and a new guy moved in, called Dominic.

    Dom was a god freak with a drink problem and immediately got it into his head that I was an evil disciple of Satan.

    What was really worrying was that he never confronted me on it, yet consulted the others, who obviously told me.Even though Dom couldn't beat eggs I actually started locking my bedroom door as I slept for fear of being knifed.

    If he walked into a room he was in, ie kitchen or living room,he would start mumbling hymns and prayers and blessing himself.The others thought this was priceless.I did too but it did scream 'paranoid schizophrenia'.

    He would spend hours in his room drinking cider and talking to god a sing hymns.

    Then he locked himself in there for 3 days solid until there was no sound coming from his room ,only a stench of excrement.

    One of the lads called the college after I said I reckoned he'd probably slashed his wrists and was only going to stink the whole neighbourhood.

    Then,his parents arrived............more fcukin godfreaks,straight out of the 1950s, dressed like the cast of 'The Sullivans' .

    They proceeded to bang on his door until he unlocked it and opened it.There he was balls naked, smeared in his own crap in a room full of empty cider bottles.

    The parents rushed in closing the door behind them.What followed was 10 minutes of shouting, screeching,slapping noises and sobbing, by all three of them.Jesus' name was bandied about an awful lot.

    Then a period of relative calmness ensued.All you could hear was 'rummaging'.

    Finally,the door opened and the three of them came out with all Doms belongings.They came down through the house without saying a word to the rest of us,who were all mooching around pretending to be doing something so we might be able to watch the circus,

    They left and that was the last I ever saw of Dom.Though I suspect he's in a forum somewhere telling other simpletons how he lived for 3 weeks with the Devil (that'd be me), but Jesus saved him with cider and poo


  • #30
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Terry wrote: »
    No, but I will when he gets back.

    If any of the CT forum regulars are reading this, could you please post a link to a story about Nazis on the moon. I don't care if it's fake. I'm going to tell him that I believe it.

    Not quite moonbases, but apparently UFOs are really Nazi ships observing humanity - http://www.nizkor.org/hweb/people/z/zundel-ernst/flying-saucers/index.html

    You couldn't make it up! Oh wait...


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  • #31
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    Misanthrope wrote: »
    I shared a big house with 6 people as a student.One left and a new guy moved in, called Dominic.

    Dom was a god freak with a drink problem and immediately got it into his head that I was an evil disciple of Satan.

    What was really worrying was that he never confronted me on it, yet consulted the others, who obviously told me.Even though Dom couldn't beat eggs I actually started locking my bedroom door as I slept for fear of being knifed.

    If he walked into a room he was in, ie kitchen or living room,he would start mumbling hymns and prayers and blessing himself.The others thought this was priceless.I did too but it did scream 'paranoid schizophrenia'.

    He would spend hours in his room drinking cider and talking to god a sing hymns.

    Then he locked himself in there for 3 days solid until there was no sound coming from his room ,only a stench of excrement.

    One of the lads called the college after I said I reckoned he'd probably slashed his wrists and was only going to stink the whole neighbourhood.

    Then,his parents arrived............more fcukin godfreaks,straight out of the 1950s, dressed like the cast of 'The Sullivans' .

    They proceeded to bang on his door until he unlocked it and opened it.There he was balls naked, smeared in his own crap in a room full of empty cider bottles.

    The parents rushed in closing the door behind them.What followed was 10 minutes of shouting, screeching,slapping noises and sobbing, by all three of them.Jesus' name was bandied about an awful lot.

    Then a period of relative calmness ensued.All you could hear was 'rummaging'.

    Finally,the door opened and the three of them came out with all Doms belongings.They came down through the house without saying a word to the rest of us,who were all mooching around pretending to be doing something so we might be able to watch the circus,

    They left and that was the last I ever saw of Dom.Though I suspect he's in a forum somewhere telling other simpletons how he lived for 3 weeks with the Devil (that'd be me), but Jesus saved him with cider and poo

    i think we have a winner :)

    although, i was house sharing with a guy who smashed up the whole house
    having a party. that was pretty tragic :(


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