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Jesus Christ could be among us...

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  • #62
    Miss Ogyne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭Miss Ogyne


    King Felix wrote: »
    He's quoted you three times. He wasn't offensive to you.

    And for that you go on a public forum accusing him of being a stalker and insulting his interests.

    Catch a grip.

    3 times in my 22 posts with, what I can only regard as insane claims but I'd blame that on all those fake hits from fake chairs to be honest, oh and I didn't insult insult his intrested, I only added fuel to the fire of insults that they already make of themselves. Don't blame me because they go out of their way to be easy targets, personally I couldn't care less what his intrests are. I didn't ask him to pay "special" attention to me and more or less try moderate me on this forum when he has no right to, he should stick to what he knows (WWF) and you should stop trying to shove your nose up his ass


  • #63
    King Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭King Felix


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    3 times in my 22 posts with, what I can only regard as insane claims but I'd blame that on all those fake hits from fake chairs to be honest, oh and I didn't insult insult his intrested, I only added fuel to the fire of insults that they already make of themselves. Don't blame me because they go out of their way to be easy targets, personally I couldn't care less what his intrests are. I didn't ask him to pay "special" attention to me and more or less try moderate me on this forum when he has no right to, he should stick to what he knows (WWF) and you should stop trying to shove your nose up his ass

    Enjoy your time in After Hours.


  • #64
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    3 times in my 22 posts with, what I can only regard as insane claims but I'd blame that on all those fake hits from fake chairs to be honest, oh and I didn't insult insult his intrested, I only added fuel to the fire of insults that they already make of themselves. Don't blame me because they go out of their way to be easy targets, personally I couldn't care less what his intrests are. I didn't ask him to pay "special" attention to me and more or less try moderate me on this forum when he has no right to, he should stick to what he knows (WWF) and you should stop trying to shove your nose up his ass

    Its WWE.


  • #65
    Miss Ogyne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭Miss Ogyne


    King Felix wrote: »
    Enjoy your time in After Hours.

    I will, with people like you to play with I can only imagine it'll be entertaining


  • #66
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I reckon that if Jesus did come back claiming to be Jesus, he would be locked away in a mental institute. For all we know, he could be in Ballinasloe mental institute as I'm typing this.


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  • #67
    Miss Ogyne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭Miss Ogyne


    super-rush wrote: »
    Its WWE.

    Potato...Potato, who really cares, it could be WWB for all I care, it's still a rediculous pile of crap


  • #68
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    Potato...Potato, who really cares, it could be WWB for all I care, it's still a ridiculous pile of crap
    Take a deep breath... now let it slowly out. One... two... three... now try to relax...

    There... now don't you feel a little less stressed. ;)


  • #69
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    Potato...Potato, who really cares, it could be WWB for all I care, it's still a rediculous pile of crap

    What would the B stand for?


  • #70
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Imagine that though.
    Waking up one morning, and being told by this supernatural being that you're the chosen one, and you must lead everyone to peace.

    I'd sh|t myself. :D


  • #71
    YouTalkinToMe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭YouTalkinToMe


    Hes behind the couch


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  • #72
    citytillidie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,210 ✭✭✭✭citytillidie


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    Well I remember from years ago in church the words when getting holy bread were "This is my body, eat it and think of me" so if it is Nigella and all you were thinking of is taking a nose dive on her you should be fine, hell when you get to the gates of heaven you could argue that you were only doing what you were told too do "Sorry boss, I was just eating you like you asked me too". He can't have it both ways, unless of course he is Nigella, in which case he can have it both ways but only if her/his rump is well basted in low fat marg or olive oil

    Is that you Nigella?

    ******



  • #73
    rossie1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,537 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    Potato...Potato, who really cares, it could be WWB for all I care, it's still a rediculous pile of crap

    any more of that and we will send sheamus after you :D


  • #74
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    The mystery is finally solved, and Jesus will be making a comeback in the very near future.


    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2010/0827/breaking66.html?via=mr

    DiCaprio granted restraining order


    Actor Leonardo DiCaprio has been granted a restraining order against a woman who believes she is his wife and is carrying his child - called Jesus.
    The Titanic and Inception star said in documents filed with Los Angeles Superior Court this week that he was frightened of the "delusional" woman and felt his personal safety was in jeopardy.
    His lawyer submitted a number of hand-written letters from the woman, named as Livia Bistriceanu, to DiCaprio.
    "Do you want to be with me for real and to be the father of Jesus? I've explained you I can't be with nobody virtually. I have to have a father in reality for Jesus not like this," read one of the letters, obtained by celebrity website TMZ.com on Friday.


  • #75
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    It's been a long time since I've had an internet stalker, are you planning on following me around every thread I post on because seriously there love if you spend all your time following me who's going to update your forum on the latest news of the "real" drama that is WWF, while you are reading this someone could be hitting triple H in the head with a chair and stealing some pointless belt so you better run and find out or your other 3 posters might realise how pointless it is.
    Ok. I'll stop quoting you.

    Edit: Sorry. I've just realised that I quoted you again.
    I'll stop now. Sorry about that.


  • #76
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Jesus is alive - holy smoke!
    Leonardo DiCaprio has been granted a restraining order against a woman who claims to be his wife and is carrying his baby - said to be named "Jesus".

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Leonardo-DiCaprio-Wins-Restraining-Order-Against-Livia-Bistriceanu-Who-Claims-To-Be-His-Wife/Article/201008415708136?lpos=Showbiz_News_News_Your_Way_Region_7&lid=NewsYourWay_ARTICLE_15708136_Leonardo_DiCaprio_Wins_Restraining_Order_Against_Livia_Bistriceanu_Who_Claims_To_Be_His_Wife


  • #77
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    ShearerGeordie wrote: »
    You could be Jesus Christ and not realise it yet. If I remember my Bible Studies correctly, Jesus didn't have any communication with God until his early 20s!

    So, YOU could be Jesus and not yet know it!


    I reocn jesus smoked to much malsis


  • #78
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Biggins wrote: »
    Jesus is alive - holy smoke!



    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Leonardo-DiCaprio-Wins-Restraining-Order-Against-Livia-Bistriceanu-Who-Claims-To-Be-His-Wife/Article/201008415708136?lpos=Showbiz_News_News_Your_Way_Region_7&lid=NewsYourWay_ARTICLE_15708136_Leonardo_DiCaprio_Wins_Restraining_Order_Against_Livia_Bistriceanu_Who_Claims_To_Be_His_Wife

    Oi pssssttt! post no 74:P


  • #79
    gbee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,384 ✭✭✭gbee


    Some say he's Osama Bin Laden, he's the spitting image all right, and he delivers fire and brimstone too.

    You've got a point there methinks.


  • #80
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    super-rush wrote: »
    What would the B stand for?

    Bull****?


  • #81
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Oi pssssttt! post no 74:P
    Doh! :o


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  • #82
    Bob Z
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,587 ✭✭✭Bob Z


    Could it be a friend of mine? He's always preaching after a few pints


  • #83
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Jesus will be born in sweden.


  • #84
    spider_pig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭spider_pig


    jesus....who's jesus....:confused:

    lol


  • #85
    Bob Z
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,587 ✭✭✭Bob Z


    ShearerGeordie wrote: »
    You could be Jesus Christ and not realise it yet. If I remember my Bible Studies correctly, Jesus didn't have any communication with God until his early 20s!

    So, YOU could be Jesus and not yet know it!


    But if Jesus is among wouldn't that mean he was reincarnated and if he was reincarnated wouldn't that make him a Buddhist?

    :eek:


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