Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

How much is that doggie in the window?

2

Comments

  • #32
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    I'll remember to bump this thread the next time a "Gay rights" thread is started when they decide to behead their next gay couple for pretty much the same reason (not following their rules), either ALLAH is a **** or all his followers are because right now it sounds to me like to follow that disgusting yoke of a "God"(and I use the word God losely there) makes you nothing more than a slave/object/tool
    I'm officially terribly sorry but I'll come back in a few minutes when I get myself to stop laughing.
    In the meantime - do me a favour - please see how many threads I have started (and bored to death others) about Iranian abuses I have reported on!

    Hint: many, many!


  • #33
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    I'll remember to bump this thread the next time a "Gay rights" thread is started when they decide to behead their next gay couple for pretty much the same reason (not following their rules), either ALLAH is a **** or all his followers are because right now it sounds to me like to follow that disgusting yoke of a "God"(and I use the word God losely there) makes you nothing more than a slave/object/tool

    Interestingly enough, GOD is DOG backwards.


  • #34
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    It's the blind Iranians I feel sorry for.


  • #35
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Fresh from banning women from watching wrestling and men from sporting mullet hairstyles, the Iranian regime is targeting a new source of western subversion: dogs and cats.

    The Iranians could be on to something here - wrestling is pure ghey. No-one should be allowed watch it & mullets should be universally banned.

    Not sure about the cats & dogs, but as the great Meat Loaf said, "Two out of three ain't bad".


  • #36
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Donkey Oaty wrote: »
    It's the blind Iranians I feel sorry for.
    Dare I ask why? :o


  • Advertisement
  • #37
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Biggins wrote: »
    Dare I ask why? :o

    They don't just have dogs just for show, you know.


  • #38
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Donkey Oaty wrote: »
    They don't just have dogs just for show, you know.
    True - good point!


  • #39
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Biggins wrote: »
    Dare I ask why? :o

    There was a case 5 years ago when 25 blind Iranians were killed after they faced the wrong way to pray. Paul McCartney was in the country at the time playing a gig & when the music started up, they all turned to face Macca by mistake.

    It was a terrible episode, Biggins - surprised there's no mention of it on your website.


  • #40
    Miss Ogyne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭Miss Ogyne


    landsleaving wrote: »
    Interestingly enough, GOD is DOG backwards.


    and even more intresting is landsleaving is an anagram of Lends Vagina, whats your point?


  • #41
    MarkGrisham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭MarkGrisham


    So dogs are leading Iran into "evil outcomes" eh? Shirazi has some dirty mind on him!


  • Advertisement
  • #42
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    it's not a joking matter

    You're right. It's a dog-gone shame.


  • #43
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    and even more intresting is landsleaving is an anagram of Lends Vagina, whats your point?

    I don't know, what was yours?

    And would anyone like to borrow my vagina?


  • #44
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    MarkGrisham wrote: »
    So dogs are leading Iran into "evil outcomes" eh? Shirazi has some dirty mind on him!

    What's Shirazi - some type of non-alcoholic Muslim wine?


  • #45
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    and even more intresting is landsleaving is an anagram of Lends Vagina, whats your point?

    And now thats my sig. I thank you.


  • #46
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    landsleaving wrote: »
    I don't know, what was yours?
    And would anyone like to borrow my vagina?
    Is it slippery when wet or is it bone dry?


  • #47
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Biggins wrote: »
    Is it slippery when wet or is it bone dry?

    For you Biggins, it weeps warm tears of joy


  • #48
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Thrill wrote: »
    You're right. It's a dog-gone shame.
    Yep... yep, yep...


  • #49
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    landsleaving wrote: »
    For you Biggins, it weeps warm tears of joy
    Thank you, I'm licking it all up. :o


  • #50
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    There was a case 5 years ago when 25 blind Iranians were killed after they faced the wrong way to pray. Paul McCartney was in the country at the time playing a gig & when the music started up, they all turned to face Macca by mistake.

    It was a terrible episode, Biggins - surprised there's no mention of it on your website.

    I'm surprised they let him in to Iran, considering that he was married to a dog.


  • #51
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    I'll remember to bump this thread the next time a "Gay rights" thread is started when they decide to behead their next gay couple for pretty much the same reason (not following their rules), either ALLAH is a **** or all his followers are because right now it sounds to me like to follow that disgusting yoke of a "God"(and I use the word God losely there) makes you nothing more than a slave/object/tool

    I agree with you - those Muslims are all barking mad.


  • Advertisement
  • #52
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Donkey Oaty wrote: »
    I'm surprised they let him in to Iran, considering that he was married to a dog.
    Aaa 'ere... now don't be pulling her leg!


  • #53
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Donkey Oaty wrote: »
    I'm surprised they let him in to Iran, considering that he was married to a dog.

    Ouch - that's a terrierable thing to say.


  • #54
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Biggins wrote: »
    Aaa 'ere... now don't be pulling her leg!

    I was thinking of the other one. (As in: What do you call a horse with wings? Pegasus. What do you call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney.)


  • #55
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Donkey Oaty wrote: »
    I was thinking of the other one. (As in: What do you call a horse with wings? Pegasus. What do you call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney.)
    Bold boy. :pac:
    At least she wouldn't have ate the dog (veggie) but Paul if he was hungry enough, might have chewed on her Pussy!


  • #56
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    landsleaving wrote: »
    Firstly, no. I live for the sheer thrill of a thanked post.

    Secondly, it's so incredibly obvious that this is stupid, that there's little else to do than make a joke. What else can you do? I already said there'd be uproar in the west if animals die, maybe in a joking manner, but the point remains, Terry made a rather intelligent point. What do you expect exactly? There's not much debate to be had here, when there is in other threads with different topics you'll find some extremely interesting and erudite posts.
    Did I?
    That would be a first. I generally just get drunk and then strip off.

    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    I'll remember to bump this thread the next time a "Gay rights" thread is started when they decide to behead their next gay couple for pretty much the same reason (not following their rules), either ALLAH is a **** or all his followers are because right now it sounds to me like to follow that disgusting yoke of a "God"(and I use the word God losely there) makes you nothing more than a slave/object/tool
    Wait. I think I can make a connection here.
    Gay rights, Beheading, Couple, Allah, God, Dog, tool.

    Gay couple beheaded by a couple of Allah followers. Thier dog then used his tool to **** their headless corpses. God laughed.
    Is that what you want to hear?
    starbelgrade wrote: »
    The Iranians could be on to something here - wrestling is pure ghey. No-one should be allowed watch it & mullets should be universally banned.

    Not sure about the cats & dogs, but as the great Meat Loaf said, "Two out of three ain't bad".
    Careful now.
    When I ban someone from a forum, they have a tendency to be sitebanned by the Admins within a few days.

    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    and even more intresting is landsleaving is an anagram of Lends Vagina, whats your point?
    Pighead! Long time no see. Did you forget your password? There's a link to recover it on the front page.

    landsleaving wrote: »
    I don't know, what was yours?

    And would anyone like to borrow my vagina?

    Yes, but I would like to see pictures of it first.
    If it looks like the burger I just ate, then I'm afraid that I will have to decline your offer.
    It was a good looking burger, but it would not have mad a good looking vagina.


  • #57
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    There was a case 5 years ago when 25 blind Iranians were killed after they faced the wrong way to pray. Paul McCartney was in the country at the time playing a gig & when the music started up, they all turned to face Macca by mistake.

    It was a terrible episode, Biggins - surprised there's no mention of it on your website.

    True, I have a job though the moment just trying to list all the current abuses.
    I've annoyed (not intentionally) and/or bored many here by my mentioning them.
    In fact, I've had to hold back about others that are currently going on - even tonight where the woman that is up for stoning for adultery (even though her husband was already dead!), her NEW lawyer is now being harassed and has appealed for help, etc - besides other cases.

    As for one of my sites, a short while back, it was hacked into.
    Probably just coincidence but I'm in the process of rebuilding it and upgrading security on it.


  • #58
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Ignorant ****ers - dogs have been domesticated well before there was even a "western culture" ... long before even today's Religions came to existence...


  • #59
    xonox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭xonox


    Maybe next time there is a major earthquake there they will have to find the scent of their own surviving family members under the rubble.


  • #60
    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    The edict is based on a fatwa issued by Grand Ayatollah Nasser Makarem Shirazi, 86, a hardliner who lives in the holy city of Qom but has an office in Harrow Road, North London, to promote Islam in Britain.

    He declared dogs, in particular, to be unclean under Sharia, condemned Iranian dog owners for “blindly imitating the West” and warned that their infatuation would lead to “evil outcomes”, according to the state-run Mehr news agency.
    Well in fairness to the Grand Ayatollah he may have a point. Just look at the hilariously disturbing case of Ulric "Pumba" Jeffery Larocque to see what evil comes from owning a dog. Why before you know it those enticing harlots will have us all "hugging" them.

    Note: Don't hit link if you don't like naughty language or are of a nervous disposition


  • Advertisement
  • #61
    Tucking Fypo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 177 ✭✭Tucking Fypo


    Showers of ****s. Unbelievable, they just love their power trips.


Advertisement
Advertisement