How much is that doggie in the window?

Biggins

If your unfortunate to own a dog in Iran from this week onwards - you might be in trouble it seems.

Fresh from banning women from watching wrestling and men from sporting mullet hairstyles, the Iranian regime is targeting a new source of western subversion: dogs and cats.

All advertisements for pets, pet shops, pet food and products are to be prohibited, the Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance has announced.
The edict is based on a fatwa issued by Grand Ayatollah Nasser Makarem Shirazi, 86, a hardliner who lives in the holy city of Qom but has an office in Harrow Road, North London, to promote Islam in Britain.

He declared dogs, in particular, to be unclean under Sharia, condemned Iranian dog owners for “blindly imitating the West” and warned that their infatuation would lead to “evil outcomes”, according to the state-run Mehr news agency.

Poor Fido and Tiddle days might be numbered!
Maybe they should offer a certain Coventry lady a job - she needs to relocate anyway LOL :pac:

The full version: http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/83/wwwthetimescoukttonewsw.jpg

strokemyclover

This will spawn a new pet-related film version of Not Without My Daughter I'm sure!

landsleaving

If they start killing dogs and cats, the world will be in uproar. It'll be cat in a bin times a billion. Seriously, this will cause World War 3. Evil conseqeunces indeed.

Biggins

I can hear the females there now - "my poor pussy is starved!"

landsleaving

Biggins wrote: »

I can hear the females there now - "my poor pussy is starved!"

I like that you put that in a serperate post, so I wouldn't miss it. You get a thanks for that.

Not, however, for the joke! :pac:

Biggins

landsleaving wrote: »

I like that you put that in a serperate post, so I wouldn't miss it. You get a thanks for that.

Not, however, for the joke! :pac:

I'm a bold boy I am!

Terry

No guard dogs in Iran?
Burglary paradise.

And now for something more serious.
Dear U.S.A., please stop interfering in the politics of other countries.
You alone are to blame for the current regime in Iran, you dumb bastards.*



*Not all Americans are dumb. Just the ones who think they can change the world by installing puppet regimes. How's Cuba?

King Felix

Dogs in Iran will be feeling sheer terrier at hearing this news.

round tower huntsman

dogs seem to split the hardline muslim camps! osama himself is said to keep a kennell of salukis and when not ridding he world of infidels,its said loves nothing more then a days hunting with his dogs. the saudi royals also love their salukis. muslim tribes across the mid east and north africa keep and brred hounds. i know the afghans and pakistans love their dogs especially in the tribal areas. the iranians dont like em?? nuke em.

landsleaving

Terry wrote: »

No guard dogs in Iran?
Burglary paradise.

And now for something more serious.
Dear U.S.A., please stop interfering in the politics of other countries.
You alone are to blame for the current regime in Iran, you dumb bastards.*



*Not all Americans are dumb. Just the ones who think they can change the world by installing puppy regimes. How's Cuba?

FYP :pac:

Biggins

Mohammed himself was supposed to have kept pets - so I guess he would have been frowned down upon today as well!
Go figure the irony! :pac:

shampoo2223

Oh men this is so ridiculous.. Leave the animals alone!

Terry

shampoo2223 wrote: »

Oh men this is so ridiculous.. Leave the animals alone!

No.
Dogs are for making love to and cows are for eating.

IvySlayer

Iran is stupid.

Biggins

IvySlayer wrote: »

Iran is stupid.

So are sheep and I wouldn't shag them either!

round tower huntsman

Biggins wrote: »

So are sheep and I wouldn't shag them either!

wouldnt you?

Donkey Oaty

Neutral headline: ALLAH AKHBARKING MAD: IT'S WAR-KIES!

Terry

Biggins wrote: »

So are sheep and I wouldn't shag them either!

Iranian chicks are hot. You just can't see them because the U.S. installed a puppet government in the late 70's, and then could not control said government of extremists of Sharia laws which force them to wear burkhas.

Biggins

round tower huntsman wrote: »

wouldnt you?

Terry wrote: »

Iranian chicks are hot. You just can't see them because the U.S. installed a puppet government in the late 70's, and then could not control said government of extremists of Sharia laws which force them to wear burkhas.

Noo... Ya never know what under the exterior bonnet. :eek:

That burkha could be hiding the latest Iranian cross-dressing all state champion wrestling champion!
Yikes! :pac:

Miss Ogyne

Are any of you capable of like one thought that doesn't increase your thank whore count? right now that means that over there thousands of dogs and cats will die (because chances are owing one will result in a death penalty) and I assume 98% of people on here have owned a pet at some point in their life so know what it feels like to lose one so as if their life isn't **** enough over there they can't even have a pet now and what's next after this, the regime only ever takes things away to control so in a year they'll all get use to there being no dogs/cats so it'll be time to tighten the thumb screws again and whats next? it's not a joking matter

Biggins

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

Are any of you capable of like one thought that doesn't increase your thank whore count? right now that means that over there thousands of dogs and cats will die (because chances are owing one will result in a death penalty) and I assume 98% of people on here have owned a pet at some point in their life so know what it feels like to lose one so as if their life isn't **** enough over there they can't even have a pet now and what's next after this, the regime only ever takes things away to control so in a year they'll all get use to there being no dogs/cats so it'll be time to tighten the thumb screws again and whats next? it's not a joking matter

Your having a bad day aren't you?

Your right though - I should give out more about Iran. I never speak up about Iran abuses! :rolleyes:

Thrill

Well, this is what our canine friends think of it all....

http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/assets_c/2009/07/apoop-10125.html

Biggins

Thrill wrote: »

Well, this is what our canine friends think of it all....

http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/assets_c/2009/07/apoop-10125.html

Thats a load of crap!

King Felix

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

Are any of you capable of like one thought that doesn't increase your thank whore count? right now that means that over there thousands of dogs and cats will die (because chances are owing one will result in a death penalty) and I assume 98% of people on here have owned a pet at some point in their life so know what it feels like to lose one so as if their life isn't **** enough over there they can't even have a pet now and what's next after this, the regime only ever takes things away to control so in a year they'll all get use to there being no dogs/cats so it'll be time to tighten the thumb screws again and whats next? it's not a joking matter

You're right.

The place is really gone to the dogs lately.

Biggins

King Felix wrote: »

You're right.

The place is really gone to the dogs lately.

Yea, they're all barking mad and chasing their own tails in circles.
It will come to no end!

King Felix

Biggins wrote: »

Yea, they're all barking mad and chasing their own tails in circles.
It will come to no end!

Too true.

The regime shouldn't be daschund around making rash decisions like that.

Those animals deserve a new leash of life.

landsleaving

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

Are any of you capable of like one thought that doesn't increase your thank whore count? right now that means that over there thousands of dogs and cats will die (because chances are owing one will result in a death penalty) and I assume 98% of people on here have owned a pet at some point in their life so know what it feels like to lose one so as if their life isn't **** enough over there they can't even have a pet now and what's next after this, the regime only ever takes things away to control so in a year they'll all get use to there being no dogs/cats so it'll be time to tighten the thumb screws again and whats next? it's not a joking matter

Firstly, no. I live for the sheer thrill of a thanked post.

Secondly, it's so incredibly obvious that this is stupid, that there's little else to do than make a joke. What else can you do? I already said there'd be uproar in the west if animals die, maybe in a joking manner, but the point remains, Terry made a rather intelligent point. What do you expect exactly? There's not much debate to be had here, when there is in other threads with different topics you'll find some extremely interesting and erudite posts.

Biggins

King Felix wrote: »

Too true.

They shouldn't be daschund around making rash decisions like that.

Those animals deserve a new leash of life.

True, terrible woof on them.
I'm telling you, the government will end up barking up the wrong tree too and that would be cat for all!

King Felix

What's the punishment for a dog if it commits adultery in Iran?

They whippet.

Biggins

King Felix wrote: »

What's the punishment for a dog if it commits adultery in Iran?

They whippet.

LOL

Stop...your killing me! LOL :pac:

Miss Ogyne

I'll remember to bump this thread the next time a "Gay rights" thread is started when they decide to behead their next gay couple for pretty much the same reason (not following their rules), either ALLAH is a **** or all his followers are because right now it sounds to me like to follow that disgusting yoke of a "God"(and I use the word God losely there) makes you nothing more than a slave/object/tool

Biggins

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

I'll remember to bump this thread the next time a "Gay rights" thread is started when they decide to behead their next gay couple for pretty much the same reason (not following their rules), either ALLAH is a **** or all his followers are because right now it sounds to me like to follow that disgusting yoke of a "God"(and I use the word God losely there) makes you nothing more than a slave/object/tool

I'm officially terribly sorry but I'll come back in a few minutes when I get myself to stop laughing.
In the meantime - do me a favour - please see how many threads I have started (and bored to death others) about Iranian abuses I have reported on!

Hint: many, many!

landsleaving

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

I'll remember to bump this thread the next time a "Gay rights" thread is started when they decide to behead their next gay couple for pretty much the same reason (not following their rules), either ALLAH is a **** or all his followers are because right now it sounds to me like to follow that disgusting yoke of a "God"(and I use the word God losely there) makes you nothing more than a slave/object/tool

Interestingly enough, GOD is DOG backwards.

Donkey Oaty

It's the blind Iranians I feel sorry for.

starbelgrade

Fresh from banning women from watching wrestling and men from sporting mullet hairstyles, the Iranian regime is targeting a new source of western subversion: dogs and cats.

The Iranians could be on to something here - wrestling is pure ghey. No-one should be allowed watch it & mullets should be universally banned.

Not sure about the cats & dogs, but as the great Meat Loaf said, "Two out of three ain't bad".

Biggins

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

It's the blind Iranians I feel sorry for.

Dare I ask why?

Donkey Oaty

Biggins wrote: »

Dare I ask why?

They don't just have dogs just for show, you know.

Biggins

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

They don't just have dogs just for show, you know.

True - good point!

starbelgrade

Biggins wrote: »

Dare I ask why?

There was a case 5 years ago when 25 blind Iranians were killed after they faced the wrong way to pray. Paul McCartney was in the country at the time playing a gig & when the music started up, they all turned to face Macca by mistake.

It was a terrible episode, Biggins - surprised there's no mention of it on your website.

Miss Ogyne

landsleaving wrote: »

Interestingly enough, GOD is DOG backwards.

and even more intresting is landsleaving is an anagram of Lends Vagina, whats your point?

MarkGrisham

So dogs are leading Iran into "evil outcomes" eh? Shirazi has some dirty mind on him!

Thrill

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

it's not a joking matter

You're right. It's a dog-gone shame.

landsleaving

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

and even more intresting is landsleaving is an anagram of Lends Vagina, whats your point?

I don't know, what was yours?

And would anyone like to borrow my vagina?

starbelgrade

MarkGrisham wrote: »

So dogs are leading Iran into "evil outcomes" eh? Shirazi has some dirty mind on him!

What's Shirazi - some type of non-alcoholic Muslim wine?

landsleaving

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

and even more intresting is landsleaving is an anagram of Lends Vagina, whats your point?

And now thats my sig. I thank you.

Biggins

landsleaving wrote: »

I don't know, what was yours?
And would anyone like to borrow my vagina?

Is it slippery when wet or is it bone dry?

landsleaving

Biggins wrote: »

Is it slippery when wet or is it bone dry?

For you Biggins, it weeps warm tears of joy

Biggins

Thrill wrote: »

You're right. It's a dog-gone shame.

Yep... yep, yep...

Biggins

landsleaving wrote: »

For you Biggins, it weeps warm tears of joy

Thank you, I'm licking it all up.

Donkey Oaty

starbelgrade wrote: »

There was a case 5 years ago when 25 blind Iranians were killed after they faced the wrong way to pray. Paul McCartney was in the country at the time playing a gig & when the music started up, they all turned to face Macca by mistake.

It was a terrible episode, Biggins - surprised there's no mention of it on your website.

I'm surprised they let him in to Iran, considering that he was married to a dog.

starbelgrade

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

I'll remember to bump this thread the next time a "Gay rights" thread is started when they decide to behead their next gay couple for pretty much the same reason (not following their rules), either ALLAH is a **** or all his followers are because right now it sounds to me like to follow that disgusting yoke of a "God"(and I use the word God losely there) makes you nothing more than a slave/object/tool

I agree with you - those Muslims are all barking mad.