Things that make you shout out in pain

chin_grin · 23-08-2010 12:46PM

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Physical : Childbirth.
Mental : Watching your OH going through it.

Physical + Mental = the rest of your life.

(Just kidding)

Physical: When I move my hand to my lap and accidentally flick the side of my hairy sack of magic. Ow.

Mental: Holding a pin millimetres from a balloon near me.

El Guapo! · 23-08-2010 01:46PM

I always remember when I was a kid in school, playing football on a freezing cold morning and getting a smack of the ball in the ear! Hurt like fúck. And ye never had a nice soft leather ball, it was always one of them hard plastic ones that felt like you were getting hit with a plant pot.

OptimashPrime · 23-08-2010 05:31PM

Mental~ realizing you dont have enough in your bank account to draw out the minimum amount

OptimashPrime · 24-08-2010 10:43AM

Physical~ a bad dog bite

mental ~ the embarrassment of knowing it was a tiny jack russel about the size of a size 10 shoe

Craebear · 24-08-2010 11:55AM

Cramps!

kfallon · 24-08-2010 11:58AM

Mental pain - your horse getting beat in a photo finish

Physical pain - when you kick the table in anger after the result of the photo finish is called

Sauve · 24-08-2010 12:13PM

physical pain: snagging your arm on a door handle.

mental pain: boss ringing at 11am to see where I am and frantically trying to come up with a plausible excuse.

Gordon Gecko · 24-08-2010 01:29PM

Physical: HAS to be a mouth ulcer on the tip of your tongue (the little f***ers are the most debilitating ailment you could ever have)

Mental: The Knowledge that you have to talk/kiss/eat with said mouth ulcer on the tip of your tongue

OptimashPrime · 24-08-2010 01:38PM

sue delahunty wrote: »

physical pain: snagging your arm on a door handle.

mental pain: boss ringing at 11am to see where I am and frantically trying to come up with a plausible excuse.

whats the best excuse you've given ? i found mentioning anything about fallopian tubes gets them all in a hurry to hang up

petes · 24-08-2010 01:40PM

Gordon Gecko wrote: »

Physical: HAS to be a mouth ulcer on the tip of your tongue (the little f***ers are the most debilitating ailment you could ever have)

Mental: The Knowledge that you have to talk/kiss/eat with said mouth ulcer on the tip of your tongue

I reckon there are more debilitating ailments outs there than a mouth ulcer!

lemansky · 24-08-2010 01:40PM

Dean09 wrote: »

I always remember when I was a kid in school, playing football on a freezing cold morning and getting a smack of the ball in the ear! Hurt like fúck. And ye never had a nice soft leather ball, it was always one of them hard plastic ones that felt like you were getting hit with a plant pot.

And then the harsh, harsh jeering of your classmates :pac:

Quackles · 24-08-2010 02:14PM

Physical: Those back of the calf cramps that wake you up. Got them in both legs simultaneously once, my husband thought I was being murdered :pac:

Mental: Irritating computer problems that won't go away.

Cullen82 · 24-08-2010 02:18PM

Physical: Down the pub anytime one of the lads thinks it'd be a funny time to pinch me in the back of the arm.

Mental: Deciding whether to do it back to them knowing they'll prob just get me again later on if I do.

kfallon · 24-08-2010 02:31PM

Quackles wrote: »

Physical: Those back of the calf cramps that wake you up. Got them in both legs simultaneously once

+1 on that, remember it happening once when I was about 15, trying desperately to touch my toes to relieve the pain, horrible!

Mint Sauce · 24-08-2010 02:51PM

physical - the funny bone.

mental - that hot tip not being being placed in the 3.35.

strokemyclover · 24-08-2010 02:55PM

Physical and mental: Sponge! The thought of a dry sponge sends shivers down my spine. If you think about biting it it always makes me think there's no enamel on my teeth and I'd be grinding down on raw nerves

:mad::o:mad:

I know I'm a freak but it is a major pet hate of mine!

Howard the Duck · 24-08-2010 04:09PM

Quackles wrote: »

Physical: Those back of the calf cramps that wake you up. Got them in both legs simultaneously once

Yea that happened me once i was fecking agony

aDeener · 24-08-2010 04:11PM

kfallon wrote: »

Mental pain - your horse getting beat in a photo finish

Physical pain - when you kick the table in anger after the result of the photo finish is called

would have thought with a username like yours your mental and physical pains would have been different ones regarding horses :pac:

Daisy Steiner · 24-08-2010 04:15PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Getting flicked every so gently but sharply in the balls!

There's a 5 second gap after it happens where you know the pain is coming.... the terror sets in.......... you think "Oh God, i really wish someone had just kicked me really hard instead".........you know it's coming........ and you know there's nothing you ........can do to stop it..........

and then........ OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Ah the good old sac-tap . . .

Physical: I had an ear infection last week, was whimpering with pain until the antibiotics kicked in.

Mental: thinking something is something else

I once screamed and legged it when a black plastic bag brushed off my legs, I thought it was a cat.

Scrappychimow · 24-08-2010 04:34PM

When your mum licks my bum
Her tongues like a nettle
Shes not very gentle
She was licking at a steady pace
I farted in her face

She screamed and gasped for air
I didn't even care
She said the fart was smelly
I went downstairs to watch telly.

FlutterinBantam · 24-08-2010 06:27PM

When I burst a ripe bunch of arse grapes backing out a particularly recalcitrant hard bolus.

Ooooouch:eek:

rutger · 24-08-2010 07:02PM

Banging your finger off the zip of your jacket on a freezing cold morning.

Also getting your toes wedged under the gap under the door. I don't know what's worse, the pain or the feeling of the wood scraping over your toenails!

OptimashPrime · 24-08-2010 07:04PM

rutger wrote: »

Banging your finger off the zip of your jacket on a freezing cold morning.

Also getting your toes wedged under the gap under the door. I don't know what's worse, the pain or the feeling of the wood scraping over your toenails!

i lost a toe nail like this when i was a child, feckin hurt too

ChopShop · 24-08-2010 07:42PM

Old people at the bank who think the queue doesn't apply to them.

Biologic · 24-08-2010 08:41PM

Physical: When you're on a session and leave it 10 mins too long to stand up and go to the jacks, so you've to walk there like a doubled-over granny.
Mental: Fcuking indicate!

SeaFields · 24-08-2010 08:43PM

Physical: muscle cramp at night

Mental: drunken flashbacks

klose · 24-08-2010 08:57PM

human slippers
To insert your feet into someones ass, preferably one foot per ass, and proceed to walk around with the persons on your feet! Ideally you would use midgets!

That would hurt

Cheap Thrills! · 24-08-2010 09:57PM

Looking at AH and endlessly seeing threads about:

The Catholic church is eating our kids
Ireland is going to hell in a handbasket
Head shops
Roma gypsies ate my hamster
Islam is taking over the world
PC 'gone mad'
Daily mail propeganda
Daily mail counter propeganda
Dubs think they're the centre of the universe
Southside ROCK Trollalikes
Scummers are taking over the world
Junkies
Limerick people
Travellers
Pinko bleeding heart liberals
Right wing Nazis

etc etc

:mad:

...urrr....my face hurts

Things that make you shout out in pain

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