Things that make you shout out in pain

Sam Vimes wrote: »

Weird guys who appear to be shouting at people at ATMs

Dean09 wrote: »

PHYSICAL- Being tied up in a dungeon and being whipped to within an inch of your life by a dominatrix in a mask while you wear a gimp-suit and a ball in your mouth.

MENTAL- Discovering the dominatrix is in fact your own mother--cue awkward silence followed by vomiting and uncontrollable rocking back and forth

MrStuffins wrote: »

Getting flicked every so gently but sharply in the balls!

There's a 5 second gap after it happens where you know the pain is coming.... the terror sets in.......... you think "Oh God, i really wish someone had just kicked me really hard instead".........you know it's coming........ and you know there's nothing you ........can do to stop it..........

and then........ OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Sam Vimes wrote: »

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lilminx wrote: »

My mouse is on is on it's last legs and the cursor just decides every so often to go on a walkabout on my screen and not do what I'm very kindly requesting it to do. Drives me up the wall! Have actually shouted in frustration when tabbing doesn't work. Have found that smashing it on the table once or twice releases the demons living inside it but only for a little while.

And yes - I should buy a new mouse and they don't cost very much but living day to day as it is on 'de dole' (didn't see that 'who want's €100 thread in time).

But just confirmed a new job after 2 years out of work with a long term illness so happy days

Realising that my start date falls a few days before my cousin's wedding abroad so I can't go is also very painful, but not in the 'I'm gonna throw this thing out the fudging window in a minute' sense.