Fidel Castro has slept with 35000 women (yes, 35 thousand)

CorkMan · 21-08-2010 01:22AM #1

Times Of India wrote:

NEW YORK: Cuban revolutionary leader Fidel Castro has slept with 35,000 women in his 82 years of life, according to an upcoming documentary.

"He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades - one for lunch and one for supper," The New York Post quoted an ex-Castro official named "Ramon" as telling filmmaker Ian Halperin. "Sometimes he even ordered one for breakfast," the official said.

"I don''t think he would have stayed on as long as he did if not for all the incredible women he had access to as president," the official added.

Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz or Fidel Castro led his country from December 1959 until his resignation in February this year. Castro came to power as a result of the Cuban revolution that overthrew the dictator Fulgencio Batista, and shortly thereafter became Prime Minister of Cuba.

Although the US has tried hard to get rid of him, Castro outlasted no fewer than nine American presidents since he took power.

Read more: Fidel Castro has slept with 35,000 women - US - World - The Times of India.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/Fidel-Castro-has-slept-with-35000-women/articleshow/3500538.cms

I might plan a coup against the Aran Islands. Take over them, become the supreme Dicktator and see how many women come MY way

FearDark · 21-08-2010 01:24AM

CorkMan wrote: »

I might plan a coup against the Aran Islands. Take over them, become the supreme Dicktator and see how many women come MY way

Classic!

Basq · 21-08-2010 01:25AM

** counts notches on bedpost **

35,001 and 115 STD's later..

.. suck it Castro!

And no, I don't mean my penis. But if you're down there..

.. 35,002.

OutlawPete · 21-08-2010 01:27AM

Fuck Castro.

You wanna work eight, ten fucking hours?

You own nothing, you got nothing!

Do you want a chivato on every corner looking after you? Watching everything you do?

Everything you say, man? Do you know I eat octopus three times a day?

I got fucking octopus coming out of my fucking ears. I got the ****in' Russian shoes my feet's comin' through.

How you like that?

What, you want me to stay there and do nothing?

Hey, I'm no fuckin' criminal, man.

I'm no puta or thief.

I'm a political prisoner from Cuba.

And I want my fuckin' human rights, now!

NapoleonInRags · 21-08-2010 01:27AM

CorkMan wrote: »

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/Fidel-Castro-has-slept-with-35000-women/articleshow/3500538.cms

I might plan a coup against the Aran Islands. Take over them, become the supreme Dicktator and see how many women come MY way

From what I've seen of Aran Island women it might be a bloodless coup..

smellslikeshoes · 21-08-2010 01:30AM

35000? Imagine the amount of these running around cuba :pac:

Latchy · 21-08-2010 01:33AM

Classic, the CIA or syphilis never got to him

Schism · 21-08-2010 01:33AM

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

35000? Imagine the amount of these running around cuba :pac:

There's an awful lot of hairy babies these days in Cuba... And I think I know who the hairy baby maker is!

Dave147 · 21-08-2010 01:34AM

He's just slightly behind Kim Jong-Il so who has slept with 3 billion women.

alwaysadub · 21-08-2010 01:34AM

Schism wrote: »

There's an awful lot of hairy babies these days in Cuba... And I think I know who the hairy baby maker is!

Pat Mustard?

Scuid Mhór · 21-08-2010 01:37AM

oh fidel you dog

mink_man · 21-08-2010 01:37AM

just because he slept with them doesn't mean they did it.:pac:

21-08-2010 01:38AM

No wonder he looked knackered and didn't have time to shave!

starbelgrade · 21-08-2010 01:39AM

I tell ya one thing - there'll be one hell of a party in Cuba when that man finally dies.

WindSock · 21-08-2010 01:40AM

Lol, Fiddle Castro, more leik.

OutlawPete wrote: »

I'm a political prisoner from Cuba.

And I want my fuckin' human rights, now!

I dinnn come over heore on no bonana boat!

Sharpshooter · 21-08-2010 01:40AM

I think the key word is he slept with them.

Carlos_Ray · 21-08-2010 01:40AM

An ex-Castro official called Ramon and an American paper? Surely its not just the latest attempt to discredit Castro... Are we expected to believe that he slept with 35000 WOMEN, and not one of them ever blabbed about it?? Not one out of 35,000? Im always skeptic when the source is a "turn-coat." Probably has as much credibility as Tony Montana.

21-08-2010 01:45AM

He could have just spent a few nights at the local convant, slept with(in the same building as) 53k females.

NoHornJan · 21-08-2010 01:53AM

I never knew he was a muslim with a big red hareem...

johnnysmack · 21-08-2010 01:55AM

If he slept with one woman per night it would take just under 96 years to reach 35,000. Must have started as soon as he was born!

Latchy · 21-08-2010 01:56AM

JFK -quote '' if I dont have sex every 3 days I get a migraine ''

So it must be true , Castro had many ailments but fcuk me migraines wasn't one of them

The Highwayman · 21-08-2010 01:58AM

35000? Could you be arsed? Man I'd have given up years ago

lemonjelly · 21-08-2010 02:00AM

So what if he rode 100 thousand. that what the ny times will come up with on mant occasions...absolute crap journanislm.

I'm not a supporter of him a his brother at the mo but gives a **** how many women he had. that's his business and what should on a front page of anywhere

OutlawPete · 21-08-2010 02:08AM

WindSock wrote: »

I dinnn come over heore on no bonana boat!

Amazing the audiacty that Castro had at that time:

Castro emptied his prisons during the Mariel boatlift period and had inmates transported to the shore where they were placed in watercraft to leave for the US mainland.

With no diplomatic ties nor method to determine refugee from inmate, many released inmates were eventually jailed in Florida for crimes they committed after their arrival.

Approximately 125,000 Cubans arrived at the United States' shores in about 1,700 boats, creating large waves of people that overwhelmed the US Coast Guard.

Some refugees were discovered to be undesirables; for example, criminals or mental patients who'd been released from Cuban prisons or other institutions.

The exact number of undesirables that arrived in the boatlift is disputed, with estimates ranging from as low as 7,500 to as high as 40,000.

And sure why not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxCSJ3VZgyY

NoHornJan · 21-08-2010 02:10AM

CorkMan wrote: »

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/Fidel-Castro-has-slept-with-35000-women/articleshow/3500538.cms

I might plan a coup against the Aran Islands. Take over them, become the supreme Dicktator and see how many women come MY way

If he is still doing "it" he must have a nuclear weapon of mass eruption...

Einhard · 21-08-2010 02:18AM

Carlos_Ray wrote: »

An ex-Castro official called Ramon and an American paper? Surely its not just the latest attempt to discredit Castro...

Discredit him?! It makes him look like a freakin' lothario!! He may be a power mad, ruthless dictator but any man who bags 35k women deserves respect.

Although I suppose it's probably easier for him to chat up a pretty girl when he has the secret police, the army, a prison network, and the entire apparatus of an authoritarian state as his wingmen...

The_Kew_Tour · 21-08-2010 02:18AM

LEGEND

unknown13 · 21-08-2010 02:29AM

Fidel Castro - The Ultimate Bachelor / The perfect male rolemodel

Cavehill Red · 21-08-2010 02:30AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I tell ya one thing - there'll be one hell of a party in Florida when that man finally dies.

FYP.

El Siglo · 21-08-2010 02:35AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Fuck Castro.

You wanna work eight, ten fucking hours?

You own nothing, you got nothing!

Do you want a chivato on every corner looking after you? Watching everything you do?

Everything you say, man? Do you know I eat octopus three times a day?

I got fucking octopus coming out of my fucking ears. I got the ****in' Russian shoes my feet's comin' through.

How you like that?

What, you want me to stay there and do nothing?

Hey, I'm no fuckin' criminal, man.

I'm no puta or thief.

I'm a political prisoner from Cuba.

And I want my fuckin' human rights, now!

Best post ever!:D

Castro, is now even more of a legend. If he's been with that many woman, can you imagine how much gee Che would have gotten?

Dudess · 21-08-2010 02:38AM

Must have a flange like a wizard's sleeve...

Oh wait, it's a man - legend!

Fidel Castro has slept with 35000 women (yes, 35 thousand)

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