what have you found after you moved into a new gaff?

Inside a sofa I found a handheld device that would play a choice of 4 recordings of quotes from Mr. T of the A-team. I've since lost it. "Quit your jibber-jabber !"

snuggles285 wrote: »

Ok thats fair enough! Wrappers are ok then...spiders?? thought was only girls who were afraid of them?

I like you, have a vajayjay. And, I'm not a hermie, I'm a girl! :DOne of my (generally very manly) male friends, isn terrified of spiders, more so than me. For his 21st, a few years ago, his friend got him a spider catcher, a fantastic implement, not as good as a hoover. More humane though.

i found The Daily Mirror from 5 years back, it was in drawer trapped between some other papers. It looked like it was only in the shops yesterday, perfect.

So i snuck it to Spar down the road and laid it on top of the Daily Mirrors that were there. Wish I could of seen the persons face reading it, the front page had something about George Bush ordering an attack.

I found stones!

House in college i found a few clothes left in the built in wardrobe when i went to grab them i discovered they were covering up a crate of Heino. Happy days:D

Another gaff i found a identity card for an old tenant to a factory that went out of business years ago!


A friend of ours moved into a gaff, nice old style quite area turned out the shed in the garden had enough drugs hidden in it to get the death sentance. She never told the Landlord but she did ask about the previous tenant said he left without telling him. How the **** do you forget god only know the value of the drugs?

More importantly how does a college student forget that they had a crate of heino in the wardrobe???

questionmark? wrote: »

House in college i found a few clothes left in the built in wardrobe when i went to grab them i discovered they were covering up a crate of Heino. Happy days:D

Another gaff i found a identity card for an old tenant to a factory that went out of business years ago!


A friend of ours moved into a gaff, nice old style quite area turned out the shed in the garden had enough drugs hidden in it to get the death sentance. She never told the Landlord but she did ask about the previous tenant said he left without telling him. How the **** do you forget god only know the value of the drugs?

More importantly how does a college student forget that they had a crate of heino in the wardrobe???

Did the Heino go the same way as the Drugs?

Keithm89 wrote: »

I found some porn from the early 70s in a built-in wardrobe when i was 14

Me too! I found a 70's porn mag in between the rafters of the roof of my parents house when they were rebuilding it, i was about 14 too. man, women were hairy back then

I few years back in a gaf on Mary's Rd, Galway we had a wee leak after a few days. One of us is a plumber so he went up to have a look at the boiler and came down from the attic with a huge box *gift wrapped* with "Happy Birthday Denis , Love Shiela xxx"(something like that i think).

When we opened it we found a HUGE hookah bong (worth probably a hundred/hundred and fifty bucks), a 50 bag of weed and a litre of some weird ass limited edition Smirnoff. Lets just say we had a great party in honour of Denis's birthday.

A new-found sense of humility.

*Oh I'd be writing that one down if I wasn't such a smug penniless cnut*

In the flat I moved into in Longford I found an unsmoked joint and 3 CDs with some odd home-made 1980's Eastern European porn on them.








It wasn't fappable.