singing in the bath?

Scrappychimow · 13-08-2010 05:52PM #1

When I was getting a bath today (yes a bath, not a shower)
I was thinking about some sexy woman I seen in Dundrum town centre yesterday, she was dressed like a business woman aged 35-40.

Anyway the song I started singing, I was imagining I was singing to her was...
'Do you want to have sex with my willy tonight-hhhh' `and when I say tonight I say it in south dublin derelict with the extra h at the end.

So here it is again.

Do you want to have sex with my willy tonight-hhhhhhh
sex with my willy tonigh-he-highthhhh
sex with my willy tonight-he-highthhh
do you want to haaavvveee , sex with my willy tonight-hhhh.

YFlyer · 13-08-2010 05:54PM

Put it up on craigslist. She is still out there

Doyler92 · 13-08-2010 05:55PM

You would wanna be getting yourself a record deal.

mikom · 13-08-2010 05:58PM

Scrappychimow wrote: »

When I was getting a bath today

From Mommy, was it?
Did she put powder on your bum-bum?

13-08-2010 06:09PM

If you ever meet her, tell her you have baths in the middle of the day.. Women love a real man with a great voice.

Gummy Panda · 13-08-2010 06:39PM

There is better things to be doing in the bath

OutlawPete · 13-08-2010 06:41PM

Thank God there was no Internet when I was 13.

The_Hustler · 13-08-2010 08:16PM

What I have gathered from all the posts above is that you are a 13 year old getting a bath from your mother while singing "Do you want to have sex with my willy tonight-hhhhhhh"

Superbus · 13-08-2010 08:20PM

Step aside Cohen.

Go home Dylan.

Scrappychimow is the real deal.

FlutterinBantam · 13-08-2010 08:24PM

Scrappychimow wrote: »

When I was getting a bath today (yes a bath, not a shower)
I was thinking about some sexy woman I seen in Dundrum town centre yesterday, she was dressed like a business woman aged 35-40.

Anyway the song I started singing, I was imagining I was singing to her was...
'Do you want to have sex with my willy tonight-hhhh' `and when I say tonight I say it in south dublin derelict with the extra h at the end.

So here it is again.

Do you want to have sex with my willy tonight-hhhhhhh
sex with my willy tonigh-he-highthhhh
sex with my willy tonight-he-highthhh
do you want to haaavvveee , sex with my willy tonight-hhhh.

You 'seen'!

Doubt if some well educated business woman would want anything to do with your pencil dick pal.

Keep the dream alive:rolleyes:

allanb49 · 13-08-2010 08:26PM

OP you should write lyrics for Motley Crue

Ruu_Old · 13-08-2010 08:26PM

Even auto tune couldn't fix it.

Scrappychimow · 13-08-2010 08:35PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

You 'seen'!

Doubt if some well educated business woman would want anything to do with your pencil dick pal.

Keep the dream alive:rolleyes:

I 'saw' boo hoo!!!!! what a bad habit I have, but at least I'm not a sick person who takes pleasure in talking about fecal matter.

Scrappychimow · 13-08-2010 08:39PM

The_Hustler wrote: »

What I have gathered from all the posts above is that you are a 13 year old getting a bath from your mother while singing "Do you want to have sex with my willy tonight-hhhhhhh"

No, I'm 26 and I take great pleasure in making silly songs .

Anyway, I could tell by the look on her cougarish face she was humming a similar song to herself about me..

mmmmmh hummmmm hummmmm neeeee neeeeee xxxxxxx nininini mmmmghhhhhhhh!!!!

FlutterinBantam · 13-08-2010 08:47PM

Scrappychimow wrote: »

I 'saw' boo hoo!!!!! what a bad habit I have, but at least I'm not a sick person who takes pleasure in talking about fecal matter.

Joined June 2010, 62 posts and is shoeing the Flutt hard in the plums already.

I'll have to work on my image.

up for anything · 13-08-2010 10:09PM

Scrappychimow wrote: »

and when I say tonight I say it in south dublin derelict with the extra h at the end..

I like what you did with that. You did mean to, didn't you?

MrSir · 13-08-2010 10:45PM

(Annoying Enviromentalist) Baths? Why don't you just piss in God's face you Nazi!

orourkeda · 13-08-2010 10:53PM

Billy Idol must be so proud

strokemyclover · 13-08-2010 10:54PM

Brool Story Co.!

Scrappychimow · 16-08-2010 04:15PM

sex with my willy to-noyshhhhhhhhh

--Kaiser-- · 16-08-2010 04:16PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rj5OQirHfY

Banned Account · 16-08-2010 04:19PM

OP - something tells me you have sex with your willy very very regularly?

phill106 · 16-08-2010 04:39PM

Scrappychimow wrote: »

No, I'm 26 and I take great pleasure in making silly songs .

Anyway, I could tell by the look on her cougarish face she was humming a similar song to herself about me..

mmmmmh hummmmm hummmmm neeeee neeeeee xxxxxxx nininini mmmmghhhhhhhh!!!!

She was singing a song about you wanting sex with her willy?
I'd believe that...

Jesus Wept · 16-08-2010 04:44PM

Scrappychimow wrote: »

she was dressed like a business woman aged 35-40.

:rolleyes:
We know better scrappy.

mfceiling · 16-08-2010 05:15PM

Scrappychimow wrote: »

No, I'm 26 and I take great pleasure in making silly songs .

Anyway, I could tell by the look on her cougarish face she was humming a similar song to herself about me..

mmmmmh hummmmm hummmmm neeeee neeeeee xxxxxxx nininini mmmmghhhhhhhh!!!!

Speech impedement, hair lip or cleft palate??

we'llallhavetea_old · 16-08-2010 05:21PM

love the name op.

i say it in a japanese accent.

that is all i have to add.

Scrappychimow · 16-08-2010 07:09PM

mfceiling wrote: »

Speech impedement, hair lip or cleft palate??

Off topic here I heard a while back that business women working in the buildings in Harcourt street(D2) had to complain to the garda about the fat construction workers perving at them, when they were out walking to the shop at lunch time.

Building sites,no education,sweaty armpits,surrounded by ignorant ugly dirty men.

Scrappychimow · 16-08-2010 07:15PM

I want to have sex with the business womans bum in 24hour tesco to-noyshhhhh

Sex with her bummy to-noysshehoysh!

Hendrix89 · 16-08-2010 07:20PM

I'm singing in the rain, singing in the rain! It's a wonderful feelin'....

A Clockwork Orange was on too many times the past week..

mfceiling · 16-08-2010 08:34PM

Scrappychimow wrote: »

Off topic here I heard a while back that business women working in the buildings in Harcourt street(D2) had to complain to the garda about the fat construction workers perving at them, when they were out walking to the shop at lunch time.

Building sites,no education,sweaty armpits,surrounded by ignorant ugly dirty men.

And this is relevant because??
Good to have you back scrappy after your little ban for abusive PM's;)
And by the way....give the singing in the bath a miss and wash out your dirty little mouth instead!!;)

Scrappychimow · 16-08-2010 09:06PM

mfceiling wrote: »

And this is relevant because??
Good to have you back scrappy after your little ban for abusive PM's;)
And by the way....give the singing in the bath a miss and wash out your dirty little mouth instead!!;)

What the hell are you talking about ,I didn't pm anyone?
Your post is reported for trolling on my thread!

singing in the bath?

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