singing in the bath?

Scrappychimow

When I was getting a bath today (yes a bath, not a shower)
I was thinking about some sexy woman I seen in Dundrum town centre yesterday, she was dressed like a business woman aged 35-40.

Anyway the song I started singing, I was imagining I was singing to her was...
'Do you want to have sex with my willy tonight-hhhh' `and when I say tonight I say it in south dublin derelict with the extra h at the end.

So here it is again.

Do you want to have sex with my willy tonight-hhhhhhh
sex with my willy tonigh-he-highthhhh
sex with my willy tonight-he-highthhh
do you want to haaavvveee , sex with my willy tonight-hhhh.

YFlyer

Put it up on craigslist. She is still out there

Doyler92

You would wanna be getting yourself a record deal.

mikom

Scrappychimow wrote: »

When I was getting a bath today

From Mommy, was it?
Did she put powder on your bum-bum?

If you ever meet her, tell her you have baths in the middle of the day.. Women love a real man with a great voice.

Gummy Panda

There is better things to be doing in the bath

OutlawPete

Thank God there was no Internet when I was 13.

The_Hustler

What I have gathered from all the posts above is that you are a 13 year old getting a bath from your mother while singing "Do you want to have sex with my willy tonight-hhhhhhh"

Superbus

Step aside Cohen.

Go home Dylan.

Scrappychimow is the real deal.

FlutterinBantam

Scrappychimow wrote: »

When I was getting a bath today (yes a bath, not a shower)
I was thinking about some sexy woman I seen in Dundrum town centre yesterday, she was dressed like a business woman aged 35-40.

Anyway the song I started singing, I was imagining I was singing to her was...
'Do you want to have sex with my willy tonight-hhhh' `and when I say tonight I say it in south dublin derelict with the extra h at the end.

So here it is again.

Do you want to have sex with my willy tonight-hhhhhhh
sex with my willy tonigh-he-highthhhh
sex with my willy tonight-he-highthhh
do you want to haaavvveee , sex with my willy tonight-hhhh.

You 'seen'!

Doubt if some well educated business woman would want anything to do with your pencil dick pal.

Keep the dream alive:rolleyes:

allanb49

OP you should write lyrics for Motley Crue

Ruu_Old

Even auto tune couldn't fix it.

Scrappychimow

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

You 'seen'!

Doubt if some well educated business woman would want anything to do with your pencil dick pal.

Keep the dream alive:rolleyes:

I 'saw' boo hoo!!!!! what a bad habit I have, but at least I'm not a sick person who takes pleasure in talking about fecal matter.

Scrappychimow

The_Hustler wrote: »

What I have gathered from all the posts above is that you are a 13 year old getting a bath from your mother while singing "Do you want to have sex with my willy tonight-hhhhhhh"

No, I'm 26 and I take great pleasure in making silly songs .

Anyway, I could tell by the look on her cougarish face she was humming a similar song to herself about me..


mmmmmh hummmmm hummmmm neeeee neeeeee xxxxxxx nininini mmmmghhhhhhhh!!!!

FlutterinBantam

Scrappychimow wrote: »

I 'saw' boo hoo!!!!! what a bad habit I have, but at least I'm not a sick person who takes pleasure in talking about fecal matter.

Joined June 2010, 62 posts and is shoeing the Flutt hard in the plums already.


I'll have to work on my image.

up for anything

Scrappychimow wrote: »

and when I say tonight I say it in south dublin derelict with the extra h at the end..

I like what you did with that. You did mean to, didn't you?

MrSir

(Annoying Enviromentalist) Baths? Why don't you just piss in God's face you Nazi!

orourkeda

Billy Idol must be so proud

strokemyclover

Brool Story Co.!

Scrappychimow

sex with my willy to-noyshhhhhhhhh

--Kaiser--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rj5OQirHfY

Banned Account

OP - something tells me you have sex with your willy very very regularly?

phill106

Scrappychimow wrote: »

No, I'm 26 and I take great pleasure in making silly songs .

Anyway, I could tell by the look on her cougarish face she was humming a similar song to herself about me..


mmmmmh hummmmm hummmmm neeeee neeeeee xxxxxxx nininini mmmmghhhhhhhh!!!!

She was singing a song about you wanting sex with her willy?
I'd believe that...

Jesus Wept

Scrappychimow wrote: »

she was dressed like a business woman aged 35-40.

:rolleyes:
We know better scrappy.

mfceiling

Scrappychimow wrote: »

No, I'm 26 and I take great pleasure in making silly songs .

Anyway, I could tell by the look on her cougarish face she was humming a similar song to herself about me..


mmmmmh hummmmm hummmmm neeeee neeeeee xxxxxxx nininini mmmmghhhhhhhh!!!!

Speech impedement, hair lip or cleft palate??

we'llallhavetea_old

love the name op.

i say it in a japanese accent.

that is all i have to add.

Scrappychimow

mfceiling wrote: »

Speech impedement, hair lip or cleft palate??

Off topic here I heard a while back that business women working in the buildings in Harcourt street(D2) had to complain to the garda about the fat construction workers perving at them, when they were out walking to the shop at lunch time.

Building sites,no education,sweaty armpits,surrounded by ignorant ugly dirty men.

Scrappychimow

I want to have sex with the business womans bum in 24hour tesco to-noyshhhhh

Sex with her bummy to-noysshehoysh!

Hendrix89

I'm singing in the rain, singing in the rain! It's a wonderful feelin'....

A Clockwork Orange was on too many times the past week..

mfceiling

Scrappychimow wrote: »

Off topic here I heard a while back that business women working in the buildings in Harcourt street(D2) had to complain to the garda about the fat construction workers perving at them, when they were out walking to the shop at lunch time.

Building sites,no education,sweaty armpits,surrounded by ignorant ugly dirty men.

And this is relevant because??
Good to have you back scrappy after your little ban for abusive PM's;)
And by the way....give the singing in the bath a miss and wash out your dirty little mouth instead!!;)

Scrappychimow

mfceiling wrote: »

And this is relevant because??
Good to have you back scrappy after your little ban for abusive PM's;)
And by the way....give the singing in the bath a miss and wash out your dirty little mouth instead!!;)

What the hell are you talking about ,I didn't pm anyone?
Your post is reported for trolling on my thread!

Scrappychimow

As I was saying, I'm going milf/business woman hunting to-noysh ,sex bummy womans to-noyshihoyshhhhh!

stovelid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qga5eONXU_4

Cullen82

Would it sound unusual that I really don't know what to say in this thread but felt I had to post something?

mfceiling

Scrappychimow wrote: »

What the hell are you talking about ,I didn't pm anyone?
Your post is reported for trolling on my thread!

Any boardsies who want to see a copy of the 2 abusive PM's i received from the OP just drop me a PM and i'll pass them on to you

OP if you can't take the flak on after hours then post somewhere else....don't think there is a whingeing and moaning forum though...:rolleyes:

Scrappychimow

mfceiling wrote: »

Any boardsies who want to see a copy of the 2 abusive PM's i received from the OP just drop me a PM and i'll pass them on to you

OP if you can't take the flak on after hours then post somewhere else....don't think there is a whingeing and moaning forum though...:rolleyes:

You are dragging up threads from months ago you troll, reported again!!!!

biko

sex with my willy tonigh-h- *no*