Position of conception, would it freak you out????????

Velo Bro · 16-08-2010 01:59PM #1

Would it freak you out to know what position your parents conceived you in? I mean I really wouldn't feel comfortable knowing at all but if it was "reverse cow" girl or "pile driver" it would definitely be worse to hear then "missionary". At least I think it would.

Just some idle thoughts, ok I'm sick!

Velo Bro!

16-08-2010 01:59PM

I'd say the wheelbarrow

OutlawPete · 16-08-2010 02:00PM

I'm a carpenter so .. immaculate conception for me.

Banned Account · 16-08-2010 02:01PM

You actually think about how your parents fúck?

Oh sweet baby jebus AH has hit a new low and the posters just keep on digging.

Is your mom hot?

Pics please

Etc

Ollchailin · 16-08-2010 02:02PM

Velo Bro wrote: »

Would it freak you out to know what position your parents conceived you in? I mean I really wouldn't feel comfortable knowing at all but if it was "reverse cow" girl or "pile driver" it would definitely be worse to hear then "missionary". At least I think it would.

Just some idle thoughts, ok I'm sick!

Velo Bro!

I'm actually far more freaked out by the fact that there's someone even thinking about this in the first place.

Banned Account · 16-08-2010 02:03PM

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

I'd say the wheelbarrow

Close, but we only started the session like that - we finished on the sex swing;)

mikom · 16-08-2010 02:07PM

I reckon Danger ****.

16-08-2010 02:07PM

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Close, but we only started the session like that - we finished on the sex swing;)

Hmm i wonder could a sex swing be easily modified to be used to rock infants to sleep.

Banned Account · 16-08-2010 02:08PM

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

Hmm i wonder could a sex swing be easily modified to be used to rock infants to sleep.

My PP says they can do that alright.

genericguy · 16-08-2010 02:08PM

imagine jordan's kids thinking about this?

"yeah love, it were during DP innit"

Velo Bro · 16-08-2010 02:08PM

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

You actually think about how your parents fúck?

Oh swwet baby jebus AH has hit a new low and the posters just keep on digging.

Is your mom hot?

Pics please

Etc

I much prefer the phrase "Make Luv" and I'm not happy with myself for these thoughts but it happened.

kfallon · 16-08-2010 02:10PM

It would be more of a shock to find out who my biological parents were!

16-08-2010 02:10PM

genericguy wrote: »

imagine jordan's kids thinking about this?

"yeah love, it were during DP innit"

Well you see there was me your dad and andy cole in a room and..........

WindSock · 16-08-2010 02:11PM

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess missionary. I can aks me ma for further clarification later though.

starbelgrade · 16-08-2010 02:12PM

Velo Bro wrote: »

I much prefer the phrase "Make Luv" and I'm not happy with myself for these thoughts but it happened.

Did you store the thought in your memory's "**** bank" for future use?

SafeSurfer · 16-08-2010 02:12PM

I dont think people who were conceived in the missionary position are superior to someone conceived because their ma rolled over on the wet spot, anymore than I think someone conceived after a white wedding in the honeymoon suite is superior to someone conceived after 4 cans of Devils Bit and a nagin of vodka against the wall of Mularkey's orchard.

genericguy · 16-08-2010 02:13PM

Velo Bro wrote: »

I much prefer the phrase "Make Luv" and I'm not happy with myself for these thoughts but it happened.

call it whatever you like, but you were still thinking about your father fcuking/riding/boning/stuffing/banging/cocking your mother.

thebigbiffo · 16-08-2010 02:14PM

Velo Bro wrote: »

Would it freak you out to know what position your parents conceived you in?

no, not at all. my mother was a homemaker and my dad was a plant manager

Wazdakka · 16-08-2010 02:14PM

I think the thread title needs more question marks.

Banned Account · 16-08-2010 02:28PM

WindSock wrote: »

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess missionary. I can aks me ma for further clarification later though.

You must have been born a catholic so.

If you were concieved in any other position you would be protestant or buddhist - unless it was through extreme S&M in which case you may be a mulsim.

Superbus · 16-08-2010 02:30PM

Thread is offensive towards those conceived by artificial insemination.

OP, you should be ashamed. Exclusion=bullying=evilness.

we'llallhavetea_old · 16-08-2010 02:34PM

my parents are filthy bastards so i'd rather not know tbh.

Velo Bro · 16-08-2010 02:34PM

Superbus wrote: »

Thread is offensive towards those conceived by artificial insemination.

OP, you should be ashamed. Exclusion=bullying=evilness.

Ah "Superbus" how is it discrimination in fact I think that artificially could be the best way or at least easiest to live with. And a table in a lab is position enough to be considered a "position of conception".

Velo Bro!

Superbus · 16-08-2010 02:36PM

Velo Bro wrote: »

Ah "Superbus" how is it discrimination in fact I think that artificially could be the best way or at least easiest to live with. And a table in a lab is position enough to be considered a "position of conception".

Velo Bro!

Fair enough.

bazmaiden · 16-08-2010 02:36PM

In a lab

deepsouthtalla · 16-08-2010 02:36PM

ha ha ha ha god even thinking of this make's me wanna get sick and i have to go to me ma and da's for dinner tonite!!!!!

Velo Bro · 16-08-2010 02:37PM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

my parents are filthy bastards so i'd rather not know tbh.

Please clarify "Filthy Bastards" pics if possible? Although this is based on filthy sexually and not just unwashed also some degree of hotness would be a plus!

NothingMan · 16-08-2010 02:37PM

53.284742,-6.367736 approximately.

16-08-2010 02:38PM

deepsouthtalla wrote: »

ha ha ha ha god even thinking of this make's me wanna get sick and i have to go to me ma and da's for dinner tonite!!!!!

Then today is a perfect time to ask them, bring a sketch pad so they can help illustrate any tricky positions which may have been involved.

monkeyfudge · 16-08-2010 02:38PM

I reckon my mother got pregnant off a toilet seat.

Noopti · 16-08-2010 02:39PM

ah....****in afterhours.

Position of conception, would it freak you out????????

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