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Position of conception, would it freak you out????????

  • 16-08-2010 12:59pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73 ✭✭


    Would it freak you out to know what position your parents conceived you in? I mean I really wouldn't feel comfortable knowing at all but if it was "reverse cow" girl or "pile driver" it would definitely be worse to hear then "missionary". At least I think it would.

    Just some idle thoughts, ok I'm sick!

    Velo Bro!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,003 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    I'd say the wheelbarrow

    Most self proclaimed free speech absolutists are giant big whiny snowflakes!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I'm a carpenter so .. immaculate conception for me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    You actually think about how your parents fúck?

    Oh sweet baby jebus AH has hit a new low and the posters just keep on digging.

    Is your mom hot?

    Pics please


    Etc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭Ollchailin


    Velo Bro wrote: »
    Would it freak you out to know what position your parents conceived you in? I mean I really wouldn't feel comfortable knowing at all but if it was "reverse cow" girl or "pile driver" it would definitely be worse to hear then "missionary". At least I think it would.

    Just some idle thoughts, ok I'm sick!

    Velo Bro!

    I'm actually far more freaked out by the fact that there's someone even thinking about this in the first place.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    I'd say the wheelbarrow

    Close, but we only started the session like that - we finished on the sex swing;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    I reckon Danger ****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,003 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    Close, but we only started the session like that - we finished on the sex swing;)

    Hmm i wonder could a sex swing be easily modified to be used to rock infants to sleep.

    Most self proclaimed free speech absolutists are giant big whiny snowflakes!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Hmm i wonder could a sex swing be easily modified to be used to rock infants to sleep.

    My PP says they can do that alright.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    imagine jordan's kids thinking about this?

    "yeah love, it were during DP innit"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73 ✭✭Velo Bro


    You actually think about how your parents fúck?

    Oh swwet baby jebus AH has hit a new low and the posters just keep on digging.

    Is your mom hot?

    Pics please


    Etc

    I much prefer the phrase "Make Luv" and I'm not happy with myself for these thoughts but it happened.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    It would be more of a shock to find out who my biological parents were!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,003 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    genericguy wrote: »
    imagine jordan's kids thinking about this?

    "yeah love, it were during DP innit"

    Well you see there was me your dad and andy cole in a room and..........

    Most self proclaimed free speech absolutists are giant big whiny snowflakes!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess missionary. I can aks me ma for further clarification later though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Velo Bro wrote: »
    I much prefer the phrase "Make Luv" and I'm not happy with myself for these thoughts but it happened.

    Did you store the thought in your memory's "**** bank" for future use?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,109 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    I dont think people who were conceived in the missionary position are superior to someone conceived because their ma rolled over on the wet spot, anymore than I think someone conceived after a white wedding in the honeymoon suite is superior to someone conceived after 4 cans of Devils Bit and a nagin of vodka against the wall of Mularkey's orchard.

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Velo Bro wrote: »
    I much prefer the phrase "Make Luv" and I'm not happy with myself for these thoughts but it happened.

    call it whatever you like, but you were still thinking about your father fcuking/riding/boning/stuffing/banging/cocking your mother.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    Velo Bro wrote: »
    Would it freak you out to know what position your parents conceived you in?

    no, not at all. my mother was a homemaker and my dad was a plant manager


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I think the thread title needs more question marks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    WindSock wrote: »
    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess missionary. I can aks me ma for further clarification later though.

    You must have been born a catholic so.

    If you were concieved in any other position you would be protestant or buddhist - unless it was through extreme S&M in which case you may be a mulsim.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Thread is offensive towards those conceived by artificial insemination.

    OP, you should be ashamed. Exclusion=bullying=evilness.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    my parents are filthy bastards so i'd rather not know tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73 ✭✭Velo Bro


    Superbus wrote: »
    Thread is offensive towards those conceived by artificial insemination.

    OP, you should be ashamed. Exclusion=bullying=evilness.


    Ah "Superbus" how is it discrimination in fact I think that artificially could be the best way or at least easiest to live with. And a table in a lab is position enough to be considered a "position of conception".

    Velo Bro!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Velo Bro wrote: »
    Ah "Superbus" how is it discrimination in fact I think that artificially could be the best way or at least easiest to live with. And a table in a lab is position enough to be considered a "position of conception".

    Velo Bro!

    Fair enough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    In a lab


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭deepsouthtalla


    ha ha ha ha god even thinking of this make's me wanna get sick and i have to go to me ma and da's for dinner tonite!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73 ✭✭Velo Bro


    my parents are filthy bastards so i'd rather not know tbh.


    Please clarify "Filthy Bastards" pics if possible? Although this is based on filthy sexually and not just unwashed also some degree of hotness would be a plus!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    53.284742,-6.367736 approximately.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,003 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    ha ha ha ha god even thinking of this make's me wanna get sick and i have to go to me ma and da's for dinner tonite!!!!!

    Then today is a perfect time to ask them, bring a sketch pad so they can help illustrate any tricky positions which may have been involved.

    Most self proclaimed free speech absolutists are giant big whiny snowflakes!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I reckon my mother got pregnant off a toilet seat.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Noopti


    ah....****in afterhours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    You must have been born a catholic so.


    I wasn't born a catholic but concieved by catholic parents, and made a catholic on paper a several months later :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    WindSock wrote: »
    I wasn't born a catholic but concieved by catholic parents, and made a catholic on paper a several months later :P


    Ah, begotten not made ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    I was told I was conceived via donkey punch, have no idea what that means because I certainly am not a donkey!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Ew i don't even wanna think about it.

    Ah ffs,now i'm after remembering i heard them at it one night. I had suppressed that memory for years! Thanks OP. :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Ew i don't even wanna think about it.

    Ah ffs,now i'm after remembering i heard them at it one night. I had suppressed that memory for years! Thanks OP. :mad:

    Was your Da Good?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    genericguy wrote: »
    imagine jordan's kids thinking about this?

    "yeah love, it were during DP innit"

    Or Dwight Yorke was lashin' me out of it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Or Dwight Yorke was lashin' me out of it.

    Meh, in fairness, that kid ain't gonna be askin' anything at all ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    Superbus wrote: »
    Thread is offensive towards those conceived by artificial insemination.

    OP, you should be ashamed. Exclusion=bullying=evilness.

    Not at all, since they know what position their ma was in, the turkey baster


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Was your Da Good?

    I've 7 siblings.
    Nuff said. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I've 7 siblings.
    Nuff said. :pac:

    Jeez louise - sounds like he fell asleep and left the engine running!!!

    Is yore ma hawt:pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,003 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    Jeez louise - sounds like he fell asleep and left the engine running!!!

    Is yore ma hawt:pac:

    After seven i doubt it :eek:

    Most self proclaimed free speech absolutists are giant big whiny snowflakes!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    genericguy wrote: »
    imagine jordan's kids thinking about this?

    "yeah love, it were during DP innit"
    Whats the difference between Dwight Yorke and the Israeli Army?

    The Israelis knew when to pull put of Jordan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    I know what position my father was in by the time I arrived on the scene, the spare room position.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Lyra Fangs


    Uh I don't even want to think about what position I was conceived in, it's just one of those things you can live without knowing lol. :p


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    I feel a bit sick.


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