What is the worst thing you did in your school days?

Drumpot · 15-08-2010 12:29PM

I remember going on a school tour (in 4th year) to a mountain in the North (cant remember where) . . We were going up the mountain and me and a friend raced each other to the top for no reason whatsoever . .

After about an hour we started to wonder where the hell everybody else was and decided to go back down after a further half an hour . . When we met up with some of the others they said we were dead as the teachers were looking everywhere for us . . We were supposed to go around the mountain, not up it and the thought we had been obducted or something . .

Glenster · 15-08-2010 12:52PM

I went to boarding school and I could never sleep because you'd always hear the rustling of furtive **** at all hours of the night so I went out for a run at about eleven to tire myself out.

I was in my shorts and runners and I had gone out running before but the retard knob-end spunkmeister in the next bed still asked me where I was going so I said, clearly sarcasticly, "I'm off to get drunk in the next town".

About an hour later I get back and every light in the dorms is on, the pillow-biting rainman mongoloid had gone to the dean and told him I was going to the next town to get drunk. There was a room to room search, my parents were called, the other dean was searching the pubs of the next town for me, and the police had been informed.

Fookin ghey.

JayEnnis · 15-08-2010 02:24PM

We went to Barcelona in 4th year.

Long story short we got drunk/high, started firing pellet guns at apartments across the way. A load of Spanish guys came in looking for us. They got arrested then we got kicked out of the hotel and very nearly arrested by these scary gestapo type characters!

Can't really think of anything bad I done in school.

Sinfonia · 15-08-2010 02:42PM

MistyCheese wrote: »

I once, took the head off a statue.

Wow, that's pretty hardcore.. That's like this one time when I didn't like a kid, so I ground his parents up into chili and fed it to him.

FearDark wrote: »

You win, that is the stickiest thing in this thread.

FYP

monkeypants · 23-08-2010 11:42AM

bryaner wrote: »

Are you sure?

About what?

Lemegeton · 23-08-2010 12:08PM

worst thing i did was actuallly going to school. colossal waste of time

Sanjuro · 23-08-2010 12:16PM

Picked on one particular guy one day until he burst into tears. Immediately felt incredibly ashamed. Really low thing to do and I looked and felt like a piece of shit.

flyton5 · 23-08-2010 02:33PM

I used to study in the school after hours in 6th year and one evening while having a root around the staff I found the master key to the classrooms and decided to come back a bit later for some fun. Myself and my mate turned the entire history class back to front thinking it'd get a laugh when we came in for double history first thing the next morning. Unfortunately very few of the staff laughed and the benders in our year decided to hold an inquisition. We ended up having to apologise in front of the entire year but to make matters worse my mate had an Oscar acceptance speech ready whereas I thought I could hum and haw my way through it. I'm still bitter that he got a round of applause and I didnt. Bastards...

What is the worst thing you did in your school days?

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