What is the worst thing you did in your school days?

cooltown

What is the worst thing you did in your school days?

Biggins

O' yea, I gonna say on a public forum and as such, on record.
Aaaa... nope!

FearDark

Put used tampons in some lads schoolbag.

mink_man

in before yore ma...

Poor Uncle Tom

Went to school....


I kissed a girl and I liked it.....:p

dubtom

Well, in low babies, while queing outside the head Nuns office for punishment for something,I stuck out my foot as a little girlie was running by, she went face first onto the marble floor and smashed her front teeth.
I denied doing it but everyone knew, I think... well they do now.

47

Threw a bottle of showergel at a teacher,

Called my maths teacher who was gay a queer,

I used to literally overturn the desk I`b sitting at when the teacher would turn his back and when he`d turn around and see my stuff everywhere i`d go on as if nothing happend.

Yes I was a right muppet back then, Thankfully I`ve grown to become more mature.

MistyCheese

I once, took the head off a statue.

FearDark

MistyCheese wrote: »

I once, took the head off a statue.

So it was you who took old Jebadiah Springfields head off...

strokemyclover

Had a slagging match with my math's teacher with ended with me accusing him of being the offspring of his mother's milkman. He didn't get the joke as his father was actually a milkman for 40+ years.

Insult FAIL!

rockmongrel

Once spent an entire lunch sticking toilet paper to the roof of a bathroom, it was ****ing amazing, practically raining it was.

cooltown

Kicked the principal in junior's on the 1st day.
Lost a game of chess in 4th class and hit a guy with the castle. He had tp go to hospital and get stiches. I was so sorry!:D
In 1st year we had a care taker who was really annoying. Really mean to people over their weight, height, race, religion. Not a nice person. I lost it with him one day when he told me to get tablets to make me grow. I turned around to him and said *** just go away and have a stroke! That was a Friday. He had one on the Sunday night. I felt bad about that. He wasn't missed at!

Purple Lemons

Smashed a big TV off the floor in 4th Year, it was on one of those wheely trolleys, and it was first class after lunch so i was stoned, tripped, tv smashes off the floor. I collapse to the floor laughing and the caretaker helps me up

Oh and he brought a different tv back to the classroom

Captainship

cooltown wrote: »

What is the worst thing you did in your school days?

I set of the firealarm bringing the firebrigade in.

W.Shakes-Beer

Sticking toilet paper to the roof was hilarious. Used to look like the surface of the moon.

ronaneire

rockmongrel wrote: »

Once spent an entire lunch sticking toilet paper to the roof of a bathroom, it was ****ing amazing, practically raining it was.

I once done that too in 1st or 2nd class. Mr headmaster walked in and was not impressed.
Out he got his cane and give my hand a good seeing to

A V A

in 5th year i super glued my teachers bag to the class room floor but i didnt do it on-front of the whole class to show off i did in-between our double class and just sat there and giggled and then he went to take his bag up and then every one was laughing hahaha i did it for humour haha

one of the teachers broke my wood work pro ject and he was a twat so i let down all the tirer's on his voltswagen golf !!! . . what a sap . towards sixth year,he put me up against a wall and i gave a black eye !!! he got no punishment, "he did nothing wrong" . . . i just defended myself!!!


nd i remember this one time i was in the front office in school and was left alone , i took the intercom,i Then put on a voice and said would mike hunt (say it fast,sounds like my c*nt) hahaha then another time i announced that all 6th years were to go to the canteen for their complementary refreshments for the end of the year, each class was in a practical finishing their leaving pro jects hahaha i thought that was funny , the teachers didnt know what was going on ,their was a big long window along the side of the canteen and i ran by the window laughing my head and saying woooo all my mates knew it was me hahaha

SomethingElse

ronaneire wrote: »

he got his cane and give my hand a good seeing to

There's a joke somewhere in there

MistyCheese

A V A wrote: »

i leet down all the tirer's on his golf !!! . . what a sap .

A V A wrote: »

he put me up against a wall and i gave a black eye !!! he got no punishment "he did nothing wrong" i defended myself!!!

A V A wrote: »

i took the intercom which went around our whole school and each class , i Then put on a voice and said would mike hunt (say it fast,sounds like my c*nt) hahaha

Em, what?

Absurdum

:eek:

most of you people were absolute bastards

scientific1982

In national school I couldnt control my impulses so a few children had to get stitches.

In secondary school was stoned constantly.

FearDark

Absurdum wrote: »

:eek:

most of you people were absolute bastards

Excuse me.
I'm still a bastard thank you.

A V A

MistyCheese wrote: »

Em, what?

i edited it,if you still dont get me . please say

delllat

i threw a teachers handbag out the 4th floor window and all her possessions was in it

suspended for fighting

eventually expelled at 14 for drinking buckfast on school premises

the good ole days..........:rolleyes:

A V A

A V A wrote: »

in 5th year i super glued my teachers bag to the class room floor but i didnt do it on-front of the whole class to show off i did in-between our double class and just sat there and giggled and then he went to take his bag up and then every one was laughing hahaha i did it for humour haha

one of the teachers broke my wood work pro ject and he was a twat so i let down all the tirer's on his voltswagen golf !!! . . what a sap . towards sixth year,he put me up against a wall and i gave a black eye !!! he got no punishment, "he did nothing wrong" . . . i just defended myself!!!


nd i remember this one time i was in the front office in school and was left alone , i took the intercom,i Then put on a voice and said would mike hunt (say it fast,sounds like my c*nt) hahaha then another time i announced that all 6th years were to go to the canteen for their complementary refreshments for the end of the year, each class was in a practical finishing their leaving pro jects hahaha i thought that was funny , the teachers didnt know what was going on ,their was a big long window along the side of the canteen and i ran by the window laughing my head and saying woooo all my mates knew it was me hahaha

do people understand that haha

mikemac

Pulled the firealarm in secondary school
We all had to form up on the pitch then, standard evacuation procedure
Not sure what I was thinking

Kicking the ball around the yard in primary school.
Our elderly parish priest was in his 70's and was leaving the school and walked across the yard.
Knocked him over with a belt of the ball, twas an accident.
I was told he broke his hip. I'm not sure what happened, didn't get in trouble.
The principal took him away in his car, the curate did Mass for the next few months

DOC09UNAM

A V A wrote: »

in 5th year i super glued my teachers bag to the class room floor but i didnt do it on-front of the whole class to show off i did in-between our double class and just sat there and giggled and then he went to take his bag up and then every one was laughing hahaha i did it for humour haha

one of the teachers broke my wood work pro ject and he was a twat so i let down all the tirer's on his voltswagen golf !!! . . what a sap . towards sixth year,he put me up against a wall and i gave a black eye !!! he got no punishment, "he did nothing wrong" . . . i just defended myself!!!


nd i remember this one time i was in the front office in school and was left alone , i took the intercom,i Then put on a voice and said would mike hunt (say it fast,sounds like my c*nt) hahaha then another time i announced that all 6th years were to go to the canteen for their complementary refreshments for the end of the year, each class was in a practical finishing their leaving pro jects hahaha i thought that was funny , the teachers didnt know what was going on ,their was a big long window along the side of the canteen and i ran by the window laughing my head and saying woooo all my mates knew it was me hahaha

Funny thing is, I don't even believe you went to school after reading this, not to mind all the things you "did".




I killed all my teachers because I didn't like them and had sex with the examiners for A's.


I win?

monkeypants

Ripped a guy's ear off once. Didn't mean too. I grabbed his ear from behind, he moved his head sharply and it gave way. Was stitched back on.

Pushed a chap out a first floor window. Didn't mean to. Just pushed him as he ran past. Was because he had said something that I didn't like. So he flies off to the side and rather than bouncing off a wall, goes through the window.

Threw up in a teacher's class nearly every day I was in it. This was deliberate. Used to bring washing up liquid to school and drink some in her class to induce vomiting. Eventually I was just left outside her class for the rest of the year, which was over two months. She left the school at the end of the year.

Not really proud of any of this. Looking back, I was an arsehole.

A V A

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

Funny thing is, I don't even believe you went to school after reading this, not to mind all the things you "did".




I killed all my teachers because I didn't like them and had sex with the examiners for A's.


I win?

what ???????
hahaha


i have two friends upon here that will back my storie's up !!!!!!!:):) and they will laugh aswell

you had sex with your teacher for a's wow your a rebel arent ye

JupiterKid

Most of you lot sound like you were a complete bunch of wasters in school. I was a bit of a goody two shoes in school. The naughtiest thing I did was towards the end of 6th year. Got a blowjob off the captain of the swimming team in the school showers after practice and very nearly got caught. Oh the thrill of it!!:D

FearDark

JupiterKid wrote: »

Most of you lot sound like you were a complete bunch of wasters in school. I was a bit of a goody two shoes in school. The naughtiest thing I did was towards the end of 6th year. Got a blowjob off the captain of the swimming team in the school showers after practice and very nearly got caught. Oh the thrill of it!!:D

You win, that is the sickest thing in this thread.

bryaner

monkeypants wrote: »

Ripped a guy's ear off once. Didn't mean too. I grabbed his ear from behind, he moved his head sharply and it gave way. Was stitched back on.

Pushed a chap out a first floor window. Didn't mean to. Just pushed him as he ran past. Was because he had said something that I didn't like. So he flies off to the side and rather than bouncing off a wall, goes through the window.

Threw up in a teacher's class nearly every day I was in it. This was deliberate. Used to bring washing up liquid to school and drink some in her class to induce vomiting. Eventually I was just left outside her class for the rest of the year, which was over two months. She left the school at the end of the year.

Not really proud of any of this. Looking back, I was an arsehole.

Are you sure?

bryaner

JupiterKid wrote: »

Most of you lot sound like you were a complete bunch of wasters in school. I was a bit of a goody two shoes in school. The naughtiest thing I did was towards the end of 6th year. Got a blowjob off the captain of the swimming team in the school showers after practice and very nearly got caught. Oh the thrill of it!!:D

Did he enjoy it?

JupiterKid

Well I'm gay. Get used to it. I wasn't used to it back then, that's for sure.:D

A guy in college with me had a fling with his young female English teacher in 5th and 6th year. She was just married and very good looking. She also continued the affair into his first year of college.:cool: It was wierd seeing her come along to the campus bar the odd time to meet him.:pac:

yesno1234

Two friends of mine took down a picture frame off the wall and took the picture out, which they then replaced with an erect penis and put it back on the wall. Was absolutely brilliant and the funniest thing was that one of the lads is very quiet in school and never got in trouble once. They got caught about three weeks later though.

bryaner

JupiterKid wrote: »

Well I'm gay. Get used to it. I wasn't used to it back then, that's for sure.:D A guy in college with me had a fling with his young female English teacher. She was just married. She also continued the affair into his first year of:cool: college.

Her hubby must be a sap.

JupiterKid

bryaner wrote: »

Did he enjoy it?

He certainly did. He was the one who made the move on me...

But schooldays were mostly a total headwrecking bore. :mad: I mitched off the odd time after lunch with some mates the odd time. Never got caught.

candy-gal1

Didnt really do much bad in school tbh, prob bunking off almost half my 1st year in secondary school just because i hated it so much! :rolleyes::D

A V A

i mitched off in my own gaf . . im from a broken home so it has its ups :D:D:D i wrote my own notes

Le King

In Junior High I threw a CD player at a student. Hit him in the stomach. I got in massive trouble. Over here in 5th year I got in a fight with my maths teacher at Oxygen :eek:. Was nothing major, not punches just a few headlocks and kicks. But it was awkward as hell going back in for 6th year. Really not proud of that as he was a sound enough dude. It was a big drunken mistake.

tdv123

In 1st year I set a red smoke bomb of in the middle of maths class.
Red smoke everywhere & burned a pretty big hole in the desk.

Superbus

I got a C in Irish in the Junior Cert.

I sicken even myself.

OutlawPete

I taped Larry Lester's buns together.

Clemon

I sacrificed another child to the god of sun on the teachers table when i was in 1st class

Clemon

JupiterKid wrote: »

Most of you lot sound like you were a complete bunch of wasters in school. I was a bit of a goody two shoes in school. The naughtiest thing I did was towards the end of 6th year. Got a blowjob off the captain of the swimming team in the school showers after practice and very nearly got caught. Oh the thrill of it!!:D

Creepy enough

sean corcoran

in primary school i put liquid laxatives in a teachers coffee, 6th class tried to impale a guys head on a coat hanger (during a fight) in second year i followed a teacher who looks like a penguin around about a foot behind her saying quack every time she took a step (she cried) this lasted 20 mins (the quacking not crying) second year same teacher kept opening her door and throwing stink bombs in-between classes, in fourth year i kept laughing at a holocaust surviver because he had a funny accent and because someone kept asking him if he wanted to take a shower

yeah i was an ars****e

angelxx

Avoiding geography classes by hiding in a vacant classroom. Got away
with it for two weeks

sean corcoran

angelxx wrote: »

Avoiding geography classes by hiding in a vacant classroom. Got away
with it for two weeks

a guy i know avoided history class for 5 months by hiding in the bathroom, theres a security camera in there now

angelxx

Wish I could have got five months out of it.

Is it just me or is there something kinda disgusting about putting security
cameras in bathrooms?

sean corcoran

angelxx wrote: »

Wish I could have got five months out of it.

Is it just me or is there something kinda disgusting about putting security
cameras in bathrooms?

yeah but its angled perfectly that you cant see the urinals or into the stalls so guess where we have to go smoke?

in the stall:D

OutlawPete

angelxx wrote: »

Is it just me or is there something kinda disgusting about putting security
cameras in bathrooms?

Well, I heard that young Spanish students steal shampoo when they stay with Irish families :eek:

No way was I having that, so I simply had no choice but to install a camera in the shower when 18 year old Elena came to stay for the summer.