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Funniest poster on boards.ie

cherryghost · 2010-08-15 00:43:49

My name is Url and dr.bollocko. I love their irony. And the fact they make statements so so obvious and relevant to the thread that it's just plain hilarious. Thank you for enlightenging me for so many years :) So... everyone else, who makes you laugh most?

15-08-2010 1:43am

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My name is Url and dr.bollocko. I love their irony. And the fact they make statements so so obvious and relevant to the thread that it's just plain hilarious. Thank you for enlightenging me for so many years

So... everyone else, who makes you laugh most?

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#2 15-08-2010 1:44am

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Pighead ftw!

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#3 15-08-2010 1:48am

cian1500ww

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Facekicker

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#4 15-08-2010 1:48am

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mikom

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#5 15-08-2010 1:49am

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cherryghost wrote: »

Funniest poster on boards.ie

cherryghost wrote: »

My name is Url and dr.bollocko.

I fear closure of this thread may be imminent

although this is classic

cian1500ww wrote: »

Facekicker

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#6 15-08-2010 1:49am

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I find mikom to be one of the few who can pull off a pun without it being crap or looking forced. Kudos sir.

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#7 15-08-2010 1:49am

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Wibbs and Terry.

Edit: Also Biggins, but I don't think he intends his posts to be funny they just are hilariously bad.

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#8 15-08-2010 1:51am

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R0ot wrote: »

Wibbs and Terry.

Actually yeah I like Wibbs posts on AH. It argues a point and takes the piss out of the poster he's arguing against. I like!

Terry's one liners are funny too

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#9 15-08-2010 1:51am

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Brown-nosing FTL.

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#10 15-08-2010 1:53am

spider guardian

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certainly this is the funniest:

Beaniedude wrote: »

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#11 15-08-2010 1:54am

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spider guardian wrote: »

certainly this is the funniest:

Currently that sucks, and not a poster on boards.ie.

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#12 15-08-2010 1:55am

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Its a different poster every thread. Somebody who can twist a mundane and indifferent situation into hilarity through a few words of a reply - either through sexism or racism. :cool:

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#13 15-08-2010 1:56am

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Mikom is pretty hilarious.

But the funniest posts are when people try to contradict Wibbs. Have posters not realised that he is a network of leading academics!?

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#14 15-08-2010 1:58am

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cherryghost wrote: »

Currently that sucks, and not a poster on boards.ie.

but it is a poster, of the de-motivational type, and it is on boards.ie

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#15 15-08-2010 1:59am

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spider guardian wrote: »

but it is a poster, of the de-motivational type, and it is on boards.ie

Sigh. Relevant post is relevant

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#16 15-08-2010 2:02am

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R0ot wrote: »

...Edit: Also Biggins, but I don't think he intends his posts to be funny they just are hilariously bad.

...But that means you got the educated joke!

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#17 15-08-2010 2:02am

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and useless thread is ... (fill in the blank and win a scholarship to AIT)

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#18 15-08-2010 2:04am

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spider guardian wrote: »

and useless thread is ... (fill in the blank and win a scholarship to AIT)

a typical AH thread.....

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#19 15-08-2010 2:07am

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I need to find the best poster on boards.ie so I can put it up in my room in College.

Anyone got any suggestions for one behind the toilet? I had this; http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01115/robinho_1115967c.jpg

at a more straight on angle behind the jacks last year; always cracked me up when I was having a piss to see Robinho pulling that mad face at you.

Not the Einstein one either please!

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#20 15-08-2010 2:33am

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I have been lurker on Boards for years and to me it is OutlawPete who is the funniest and most informative poster of them all.

His posts are just so funny that most days my sides are sore from laughing so much.

A gentleman too and very under appreciated if you ask me.

I was thinking maybe we could all send him €5 via Paypal, just as a small token to show him how much we love him and how grateful we all are for his humorous posts each and every day.

Let's face it, the guy could be earning a fortune writing for comedians or even churning out the odd screenplay, but no - he selflessly shares his talent here with us each day without ever asking for anything in return.

God bless you Pete, you're a top bloke and even your musical tastes are superb.

It just amazes me that none of the women on Boards have snapped you up.

An undiscovered rough diamond if ever there was one.

Heck, I'll say it - I love you Pete, I fcuking love you man.

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#21 15-08-2010 2:35am

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Springsteen Fan wrote: »

I have been lurker on Boards for years and to me it is OutlawPete who is the funniest and most informative poster of them all.

His posts are just so funny that most days my sides are sore from laughing so much.

A gentleman too and very under appreciated if you ask me.

I was thinking maybe we could all send him €5 via Paypal, just as a small token to show him how much we love him and how grateful we all are for his humorous posts each and every day.

Let's face it, the guy could be earning a fortune writing for comedians or even churning out the odd screenplay, but no - he selflessly shares his talent here with us each day without out ever asking for anything in return.

God bless you Pete, you're a top bloke and even your musical tastes are superb.

It just amazes me that none of the women on Boards haven't snapped you up.

An undiscovered rough diamond just waiting to be discovered.

Heck, I'll say it - I love you Pete, I fcuking love you.

He isn't funny

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#22 15-08-2010 2:38am

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cson wrote: »

I need to find the best poster on boards.ie so I can put it up in my room in College.

Anyone got any suggestions for one behind the toilet? I had this; http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01115/robinho_1115967c.jpg

at a more straight on angle behind the jacks last year; always cracked me up when I was having a piss to see Robinho pulling that mad face at you.

Not the Einstein one either please!

Is this irony I smell?

Surely we are talking about people, not decor?

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#23 15-08-2010 2:40am

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Springsteen Fan wrote: »

I have been lurker on Boards for years and to me it is OutlawPete who is the funniest and most informative poster of them all.

His posts are just so funny that most days my sides are sore from laughing so much.

A gentleman too and very under appreciated if you ask me.

I was thinking maybe we could all send him €5 via Paypal, just as a small token to show him how much we love him and how grateful we all are for his humorous posts each and every day.

Let's face it, the guy could be earning a fortune writing for comedians or even churning out the odd screenplay, but no - he selflessly shares his talent here with us each day without ever asking for anything in return.

God bless you Pete, you're a top bloke and even your musical tastes are superb.

It just amazes me that none of the women on Boards have snapped you up.

An undiscovered rough diamond just waiting to be discovered.

Heck, I'll say it - I love you Pete, I fcuking love you.

I hate OutlawPete.

You, on the other hand, you're great. Love you.

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#24 15-08-2010 2:40am

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starbelgrade has been in tip-top form in the last few months, he is the funniest poster on boards!

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#25 15-08-2010 2:43am

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starbelgrade sucks rectum. Outlaw Pete sucks donkeyballs.

Thats why I like 'em

What I dont like is all of the kids who are here at the moment but sure hey, JC approaches

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#26 15-08-2010 2:43am

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Partial to a bit of bollocko myself, he's some man for one man.

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#27 15-08-2010 2:56am

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this guy

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#28 15-08-2010 2:59am

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menoscemo wrote: »

this guy

I think post #2 makes it funny

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#29 15-08-2010 2:59am

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Cayden Quiet Anchor wrote: »

What I dont like is all of the kids who are here at the moment

But the kidz are soooo cool these days....

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/352870/124085.jpg

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#30 15-08-2010 3:04am

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starbelgrade wrote: »

But the kidz are soooo cool these days....

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/352870/124085.jpg

It'll take longer to get to work in the mornings when school is back which is sh*t but hey!, at least their mammies will have them wrapped up and with their water bottles

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#31 15-08-2010 3:06am

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Padraiggg.

He was here for a short time, but by god he made it count. If you dont know who he is, shame on you.

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#32 15-08-2010 3:09am

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FearDark wrote: »

Padraigg.

He was here for a short time, but by god he made it count. If you dont know who he is, shame on you.

it's padraiggg :mad:

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#33 15-08-2010 3:12am

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SV wrote: »

it's padraiggg :mad:

Keep your pants on I'll add in another "g".

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#34 15-08-2010 3:12am

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God :eek:

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#35 15-08-2010 3:17am

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Jeremiah 16:1 for his ironic humour
Tar for his cross-gender playfulness
randylonghorn for his subtle sexually loaded comments
The-Rigger for being PIC-man (humourous pictures)

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#36 15-08-2010 3:22am

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Danger here of leaving out some funny folks but, off the top of my head, posters who make me laugh:

Tea, Brummy, Star, Frada, Baz, Tar, Fonecrusher, Mikom, Slasher, Wibbs.

Cool Vids:

Duggy747, Flanree, Tenandtracer, JonathonAnon, ScienceNerd.

Most likely loads more I just haven't thought of.

Loads of talent around AH and you genuinely see funnier stuff here than a lot of the crap you see some paid comedians and publications churning out.

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#37 15-08-2010 3:30am

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Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Jeremiah 16:1 for his ironic humour
Tar for his cross-gender playfulness
randylonghorn for his subtle sexually loaded comments
The-Rigger for being PIC-man (humourous pictures)

Blue Lagoon for this.
I lol'ed!

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#38 15-08-2010 3:33am

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The only problem is............ there'a few posters (i won't username usernames) who only post to try be "funny" and (perhaps) get thanks

and threads like this don't help........

just sayin is all............

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#39 15-08-2010 3:33am

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hmm, Terry maybe? I dunno. he looks the funniest maybe?

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#40 15-08-2010 3:34am

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Frada, for that smug bastard avatar. Makes me laugh when I see it and fills me with an urge to punch José Mourinho in the face.

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#41 15-08-2010 3:41am

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URL- frequently hilarious but never repetitive or predictable. Clearly a smart fúcking guy too and contributes as much, or more, toward the serious discussions as the funny threads. 10/10, want his babies.

There's loads of posters who are brilliantly funny though, couldn't remember all of them off the top of my head but starbelgrade, anonoboy, brummytom, dudess, drakikowhateverthe****itis, tar, windsock, outlaw pete, alwaysadub, wshakesbeer and bollocko are people I have a lot of deep, dear internet love for

/slightly drunk, don't normally do sentiment. .will be angry again tomorrow x

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#42 15-08-2010 3:46am

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Springsteen Fan wrote: »

I have been lurker on Boards for years and to me it is OutlawPete who is the funniest and most informative poster of them all.

His posts are just so funny that most days my sides are sore from laughing so much.

A gentleman too and very under appreciated if you ask me.

I was thinking maybe we could all send him €5 via Paypal, just as a small token to show him how much we love him and how grateful we all are for his humorous posts each and every day.

Let's face it, the guy could be earning a fortune writing for comedians or even churning out the odd screenplay, but no - he selflessly shares his talent here with us each day without ever asking for anything in return.

God bless you Pete, you're a top bloke and even your musical tastes are superb.

It just amazes me that none of the women on Boards have snapped you up.

An undiscovered rough diamond just waiting to be discovered.

Heck, I'll say it - I love you Pete, I fcuking love you man.

i think he's a cnut.

:pac:

Kasabian wrote: »

And for the ladies We'llallhavetea.

for being a 'tard maybe..

anyway, the funniest poster for me has to be starbelgrade. mikom is hilarious, but starbelgrade is more my taste. i feel like i spent most of my time thanking him on here.

other posters i find funny are mcgurk, pete, ibarelycare, frada, em... can't think of anyone else who repeatedly makes me laugh... there are more, i'll thank as they pop up.

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#43 15-08-2010 3:53am

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we'llallhavetea wrote: »

i think he's a cnut. :pac:

Hey, stop disagreeing with the newbies .. :mad:

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#44 15-08-2010 3:56am

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starbelgrade is the only one who sticks out in my mind as being consistantly funny, the rest... meh.

not gay.

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#45 15-08-2010 3:59am

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I like that OutlawPete too, he's constantly hitting on me in PM good sense of humour, and quite a charmer.

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#46 15-08-2010 4:04am

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we'llallhavetea wrote: »

for being a 'tard maybe..

Thats it , couldn't put my finger on it. :P :pac:

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#47 15-08-2010 4:05am

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Kasabian wrote: »

Thats it , couldn't put my finger on it. :P :pac:

couldn't put your finger on what? *vacant look*

:pac:

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#48 15-08-2010 4:42am

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I think i might move this to R&R.

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#49 15-08-2010 4:48am

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What's R&R?

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#50 15-08-2010 4:51am

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Ranting & Raving.

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#51 15-08-2010 4:51am

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super-rush wrote: »

I think i might move this to R&R.

Or ask Pete to bring it home to CAFC.:pac:

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