What is the worst thing you did in your school days?

bryaner · 15-08-2010 12:35AM

monkeypants wrote: »

Ripped a guy's ear off once. Didn't mean too. I grabbed his ear from behind, he moved his head sharply and it gave way. Was stitched back on.

Pushed a chap out a first floor window. Didn't mean to. Just pushed him as he ran past. Was because he had said something that I didn't like. So he flies off to the side and rather than bouncing off a wall, goes through the window.

Threw up in a teacher's class nearly every day I was in it. This was deliberate. Used to bring washing up liquid to school and drink some in her class to induce vomiting. Eventually I was just left outside her class for the rest of the year, which was over two months. She left the school at the end of the year.

Not really proud of any of this. Looking back, I was an arsehole.

Are you sure?

bryaner · 15-08-2010 12:36AM

JupiterKid wrote: »

Most of you lot sound like you were a complete bunch of wasters in school. I was a bit of a goody two shoes in school. The naughtiest thing I did was towards the end of 6th year. Got a blowjob off the captain of the swimming team in the school showers after practice and very nearly got caught. Oh the thrill of it!!:D

Did he enjoy it?

JupiterKid · 15-08-2010 12:39AM

Well I'm gay. Get used to it. I wasn't used to it back then, that's for sure.:D

A guy in college with me had a fling with his young female English teacher in 5th and 6th year. She was just married and very good looking. She also continued the affair into his first year of college.:cool: It was wierd seeing her come along to the campus bar the odd time to meet him.:pac:

yesno1234 · 15-08-2010 12:39AM

Two friends of mine took down a picture frame off the wall and took the picture out, which they then replaced with an erect penis and put it back on the wall. Was absolutely brilliant and the funniest thing was that one of the lads is very quiet in school and never got in trouble once. They got caught about three weeks later though.

bryaner · 15-08-2010 12:44AM

JupiterKid wrote: »

Well I'm gay. Get used to it. I wasn't used to it back then, that's for sure.:D A guy in college with me had a fling with his young female English teacher. She was just married. She also continued the affair into his first year of:cool: college.

Her hubby must be a sap.

JupiterKid · 15-08-2010 12:48AM

bryaner wrote: »

Did he enjoy it?

He certainly did. He was the one who made the move on me...

But schooldays were mostly a total headwrecking bore. :mad: I mitched off the odd time after lunch with some mates the odd time. Never got caught.

candy-gal1 · 15-08-2010 12:48AM

Didnt really do much bad in school tbh, prob bunking off almost half my 1st year in secondary school just because i hated it so much! :rolleyes::D

A V A · 15-08-2010 01:09AM

i mitched off in my own gaf . . im from a broken home so it has its ups

:D:D:D i wrote my own notes

Le King · 15-08-2010 01:15AM

In Junior High I threw a CD player at a student. Hit him in the stomach. I got in massive trouble. Over here in 5th year I got in a fight with my maths teacher at Oxygen :eek:. Was nothing major, not punches just a few headlocks and kicks. But it was awkward as hell going back in for 6th year. Really not proud of that as he was a sound enough dude. It was a big drunken mistake.

tdv123 · 15-08-2010 02:47AM

In 1st year I set a red smoke bomb of in the middle of maths class.
Red smoke everywhere & burned a pretty big hole in the desk.

Superbus · 15-08-2010 02:49AM

I got a C in Irish in the Junior Cert.

I sicken even myself.

OutlawPete · 15-08-2010 04:24AM

I taped Larry Lester's buns together.

Clemon · 15-08-2010 04:31AM

I sacrificed another child to the god of sun on the teachers table when i was in 1st class

Clemon · 15-08-2010 04:35AM

JupiterKid wrote: »

Most of you lot sound like you were a complete bunch of wasters in school. I was a bit of a goody two shoes in school. The naughtiest thing I did was towards the end of 6th year. Got a blowjob off the captain of the swimming team in the school showers after practice and very nearly got caught. Oh the thrill of it!!:D

Creepy enough

sean corcoran · 15-08-2010 06:00AM

in primary school i put liquid laxatives in a teachers coffee, 6th class tried to impale a guys head on a coat hanger (during a fight) in second year i followed a teacher who looks like a penguin around about a foot behind her saying quack every time she took a step (she cried) this lasted 20 mins (the quacking not crying) second year same teacher kept opening her door and throwing stink bombs in-between classes, in fourth year i kept laughing at a holocaust surviver because he had a funny accent and because someone kept asking him if he wanted to take a shower

yeah i was an ars****e

angelxx · 15-08-2010 06:08AM

Avoiding geography classes by hiding in a vacant classroom. Got away
with it for two weeks

sean corcoran · 15-08-2010 06:24AM

angelxx wrote: »

Avoiding geography classes by hiding in a vacant classroom. Got away
with it for two weeks

a guy i know avoided history class for 5 months by hiding in the bathroom, theres a security camera in there now

angelxx · 15-08-2010 06:26AM

Wish I could have got five months out of it.

Is it just me or is there something kinda disgusting about putting security
cameras in bathrooms?

sean corcoran · 15-08-2010 06:32AM

angelxx wrote: »

Wish I could have got five months out of it.

Is it just me or is there something kinda disgusting about putting security
cameras in bathrooms?

yeah but its angled perfectly that you cant see the urinals or into the stalls so guess where we have to go smoke?

in the stall:D

OutlawPete · 15-08-2010 06:32AM

angelxx wrote: »

Is it just me or is there something kinda disgusting about putting security
cameras in bathrooms?

Well, I heard that young Spanish students steal shampoo when they stay with Irish families :eek:

No way was I having that, so I simply had no choice but to install a camera in the shower when 18 year old Elena came to stay for the summer.

sean corcoran · 15-08-2010 06:35AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Well, I heard that young Spanish students steal shampoo when they stay with Irish families :eek:

No way was I having that, so I simply had no choice but to install a camera in the shower when 18 year old Elena came to stay for the summer.

i heard the same but unfortunately there was a mix up and catelina didn't come stay but 21 stone miguel did.

he did steal the shampoo

angelxx · 15-08-2010 06:36AM

The things people do for shampoo eh? :rolleyes:

sean corcoran · 15-08-2010 06:37AM

right im off to bed, lets continue this in 8 hours

angelxx · 15-08-2010 06:40AM

Night Night Sean!

*Suddenly feel the need too check the shower for cameras"

Bazzy · 15-08-2010 07:54AM

angelxx wrote: »

Night Night Sean!

*Suddenly feel the need too check the shower for cameras"

i'm watching!!!

angelxx · 15-08-2010 07:56AM

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Terry · 15-08-2010 08:27AM

Nothing major. Just generally being a complete **** towards the teachers.

Caoimhín · 15-08-2010 08:34AM

I decided to burp in a classmates face one morning. Unfortunately (for him), i hadn't digested my breakfast fully and the poor lad got a face-full of regurgitated Weetabix.

Bazzy · 15-08-2010 08:41AM

angelxx wrote: »

:eek: :eek: :eek:

xoxyx · 15-08-2010 12:01PM

We never did anything crazy like that in school. I remember mitching off a religion class once but was seen by a teacher who followed me to the locker room where I had to hide in my locker for the duration of the lesson. Worst. Mitching. Ever.

What is the worst thing you did in your school days?

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