Most uncool thing a mate has done to you

ChemOC · 11-08-2010 02:18PM #1

My group of mates went out last week and my ex was out on the town as well. Anyway bit of a drinking back in my house after the night. I went to bed around 4. I feel asleep and was awoken by my mate asking for a condom. In my disoriented state I gave him a johnny and didn't think anything or it.

He slept with my ex (of 3 years) and is my house mate. It all doesn't bother me too much, but asking for a johnny just seems out of order. Any other stories?

genericguy · 11-08-2010 02:20PM

sleep with his ma man.

chin_grin · 11-08-2010 02:21PM

At least he was careful! Imagine him knockin' up yer ex. :pac:

IvyTheTerrible · 11-08-2010 02:23PM

Your ex is a free agent isn't she?

alwaysadub · 11-08-2010 02:24PM

When i was 12,maybe 13, my mates put an ad in the personal section of the paper, describing me as a 20 something blonde pretty much up for anything. Then they proceeded to give my home phone number to anyone who answered the ad.
So i had these fella's ringing me asking all these pervy questions.
I'll never forget my mam grabbing the phone off me and ripping the ear of some fella tellin him she was going to the guards about him.

Friends weren't allowed in the house for a long time after that.

Anna Molly · 11-08-2010 02:24PM

Cause I wouldn't kiss this guy from college, he went around saying I said absolute horrible stuff about two of my best friends from college.
Twat.

Biggins · 11-08-2010 02:24PM

Tried to return my ex-wife! The sod.
He had a nerve!

genericguy · 11-08-2010 02:26PM

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Your ex is a free agent isn't she?

that's not the point, there are rules about this kind of thing.

OP, just ask him if he could taste you off her corned beef curtains.

helimachoptor · 11-08-2010 02:28PM

ChemOC wrote: »

My group of mates went out last week and my ex was out on the town as well. Anyway bit of a drinking back in my house after the night. I went to bed around 4. I feel asleep and was awoken by my mate asking for a condom. In my disoriented state I gave him a johnny and didn't think anything or it.

He slept with my ex (of 3 years) and is my house mate. It all doesn't bother me too much, but asking for a johnny just seems out of order. Any other stories?

what you should have done was asked for a 3 way, then whack it up his ass and then said "you were trying to screw me.. well guess what now you're my bitch.. bitch"

Sykk · 11-08-2010 02:29PM

An ex of 3 years and your mate riding her didn't bother you? I take if you broke up 5 years ago?

kylith · 11-08-2010 02:29PM

genericguy wrote: »

that's not the point, there are rules about this kind of thing.

Bollix there are. One of my mates shagged one of my exes a lot and I didn't, and still don't, give a toss. Sure we'd been split up months, what did I care?

Sykk · 11-08-2010 02:32PM

kylith wrote: »

Bollix there are. One of my mates shagged one of my exes a lot and I didn't, and still don't, give a toss. Sure we'd been split up months, what did I care?

You should be pissed at that guy, it's your sister ffs..

Ghetto Cornetto · 11-08-2010 02:33PM

genericguy wrote: »

that's not the point, there are rules about this kind of thing.

OP, just ask him if he could taste you off her corned beef curtains.

No, no there aren't. This is a ridiculous belief perpetuated by covetous gobshítes who deep down believe that nobody should be with their exes, let alone friends.

OP, you had your chance, it didn't work. Move on. Although you have my sympathy for him asking for the johnny, that was just acting the príck.

kylith · 11-08-2010 02:35PM

Sykk wrote: »

You should be pissed at that guy, it's your sister ffs..

What?

CrackisWhack · 11-08-2010 02:35PM

ChemOC wrote: »

My group of mates went out last week and my ex was out on the town as well. Anyway bit of a drinking back in my house after the night. I went to bed around 4. I feel asleep and was awoken by my mate asking for a condom. In my disoriented state I gave him a johnny and didn't think anything or it.

He slept with my ex (of 3 years) and is my house mate. It all doesn't bother me too much, but asking for a johnny just seems out of order. Any other stories?

Personally, I'd be fairly annoyed with a mate for doing that!

ChemOC · 11-08-2010 02:36PM

Ghetto Cornetto wrote: »

No, no there aren't. This is a ridiculous belief perpetuated by covetous gobshítes who deep down believe that nobody should be with their exes, let alone friends.

OP, you had your chance, it didn't work. Move on. Although you have my sympathy for him asking for the johnny, that was just acting the príck.

I'm not trying to get with her, and I have moved on. It's more the fact he's my housemate and the asking for a johnny.

genericguy · 11-08-2010 02:37PM

Ghetto Cornetto wrote: »

No, no there aren't. This is a ridiculous belief perpetuated by covetous gobshítes who deep down believe that nobody should be with their exes, let alone friends.

i disagree. plus, i think if one of my mates saw fit to dump a girl, than she wouldn't be up to the grade for me.

Ghetto Cornetto · 11-08-2010 02:46PM

genericguy wrote: »

i disagree. plus, i think if one of my mates saw fit to dump a girl, than she wouldn't be up to the grade for me.

And if the girl dumped your mate... ?

The Waltzing Consumer · 11-08-2010 02:46PM

Ghetto Cornetto wrote: »

No, no there aren't. This is a ridiculous belief perpetuated by covetous gobshítes who deep down believe that nobody should be with their exes, let alone friends.

OP, you had your chance, it didn't work. Move on. Although you have my sympathy for him asking for the johnny, that was just acting the príck.

I pity your friends :P

Plenty of girls out there, you are just an ass if you hook up with your friends ex, especially if you live with the friend and ask for a condom.

Ghetto Cornetto · 11-08-2010 02:47PM

ChemOC wrote: »

I'm not trying to get with her, and I have moved on. It's more the fact he's my housemate and the asking for a johnny.

Thus my sympathies. My beliefs on this kind of thing aside, that is fairly shít man.

genericguy · 11-08-2010 02:50PM

Ghetto Cornetto wrote: »

And if the girl dumped your mate... ?

i'd prefer not to step on toes, as my current, long-time friends are more important than any new woman.

Ghetto Cornetto · 11-08-2010 02:51PM

The Waltzing Consumer wrote: »

I pity your friends :P

Plenty of girls out there, you are just an ass if you hook up with your friends ex, especially if you live with the friend and ask for a condom.

You do realise this kind of thing works both ways, right? In believing that there are no rules to this thing, I would also not lose my mind if a friend got with one of my exes. Pity them all you want, I'm just open minded.

Fratton Fred · 11-08-2010 02:52PM

Ghetto Cornetto wrote: »

No, no there aren't. This is a ridiculous belief perpetuated by covetous gobshítes who deep down believe that nobody should be with their exes, let alone friends.

OP, you had your chance, it didn't work. Move on. Although you have my sympathy for him asking for the johnny, that was just acting the príck.

There are rules.

At the very least, you ask your mate's permission first otherwise you run the risk of the girl coming between you. If that doesn't matter to you, thenyou simply aren't a decent mate.

biko · 11-08-2010 02:54PM

Good thing asking for the condom, there's enough unwanted pregnancies in this country.

On topic, I just got a new batch of business cards and was out drinking with mates. Handed a few over - as you do.
Then one of them turns around to this ugly girl and says "Hi babe, I'm *biko*, you wanna meet up sometime?" and gives her the card!
Bastard! She never rang though

starlit · 11-08-2010 02:54PM

Guy friends going with other guy friends ex's is just childish in my opinion.

Ghetto Cornetto · 11-08-2010 02:55PM

Fratton Fred wrote: »

There are rules.

At the very least, you ask your mate's permission first otherwise you run the risk of the girl coming between you. If that doesn't matter to you, thenyou simply aren't a decent mate.

In fairness, I'll agree with you on the foreword. "Permission" might be a bit strong though.

The Waltzing Consumer · 11-08-2010 02:56PM

Ghetto Cornetto wrote: »

You do realise this kind of thing works both ways, right? In believing that there are no rules to this thing, I would also not lose my mind if a friend got with one of my exes. Pity them all you want, I'm just open minded.

I don't think you are open minded, it just sounds like you are a bit selfish and would not care if you screw a friend over.

You would be open minded if you and your friends all agreed that ex's can be dated, but you are just a tool if you think they are fair game without talking to the friend first.

Gummy Panda · 11-08-2010 02:57PM

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Your ex is a free agent isn't she?

It's against guy code :mad:

Ghetto Cornetto · 11-08-2010 02:57PM

The Waltzing Consumer wrote: »

I don't think you are open minded, it just sounds like you are a bit selfish and would not care if you screw a friend over.

You would be open minded if you and your friends all agreed that ex's can be dated, but you are just a tool if you think they are fair game without talking to the friend first.

See above post.

MultiUmm · 11-08-2010 02:58PM

Lol The thread should be renamed "Is it okay to sleep with a friends ex?"

On topic, a guy I used to be best friends with basically told us last week he dropped us for a different group of friends and won't see us as much. Tosser.

Fratton Fred · 11-08-2010 02:59PM

Ghetto Cornetto wrote: »

In fairness, I'll agree with you on the foreword. "Permission" might be a bit strong though.

Clearance is probably a better term.

Basically, if he is going to get hung up about it, then have a **** instead.

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