Snots on walls in men's toilets

Mike 1972 · 10-08-2010 10:37PM

high heels wrote: »

It has to be H as no one injects them self's other than heroin users...

Diabetics ?

stovelid · 10-08-2010 10:46PM

It's generally only people doing stuff like crusing phone numbers on the wall that look close enough to notice.

Ricardo G · 10-08-2010 10:59PM

I've never been sober enough to notice anything within touching distance of me !!

Master and commander · 11-10-2011 07:13PM

i've noticed it too, even in the cubicles in where i worked during the summer, there were always snots wiped on the wall of the cubicle. There were also a lot of crusty snots wiped under the desk i was sitting at for my time. appears that the guy before me was an avid snot wiper.

Toilet ettiquate is really lacking though, i mean when i'd be in the bog some of the other normally well spoken and mannerly professionals int he office would come into the cubicle beside me and start hocking, spitting and farting all over the place and making the ocasional exclamation of "oh god" or "ahhh jaysus" while pissing. they usually said it after making a big fart in the middle of a piss
Add to that no-one EVER put up the seat to piss, and even so they had terrible aim. there would be piss on the seat and all over the floor too. talk about messy.

aaronjumper · 11-10-2011 07:38PM

That's not the worst thing I have seen spread on
the walls in the gents, let me tell you.

Unique User Name · 11-10-2011 07:42PM

Why not go out in the alley? - ally dick

:rolleyes: not proud of that one

Pandora2 · 11-10-2011 08:37PM

Slight variation on the theme but, why is it that some think they are invisible whilst in their car, daily occurrence to catch someone up to the knuckle, having a good old rummage in the nostrils at traffic lights?:eek: And it begs the question, where do they decorate??

Once had a boss who routinely farted and excavated his nose in front of me:eek::eek: No Shame but, again, he thought he was invisible and on mute!! One day I could not ignore it a moment longer so I asked him to "Give me a wave when you get to the bridge!!"

whubee · 11-10-2011 10:19PM

Piss all over the floor, snots on the wall, unflushed floaters, pebble dash, pubes on the urinal, graffiti describing who does what, handles and coat hooks removed, glory holes, phlegm.

Please gents, just take a simple wizz or dump and leave the place clean.

I use the disabled jax cause they cant reach the walls, plus glory holes would be pointless as theyd be too low for me... i mean for the user.

11-10-2011 10:28PM

Originally posted by mike 1972

[I worked in a skangerhole of a place onetime (thankfully not for very long) where shyte smeared on the walls* was a regular sight along with cigarette butts/ash all over the place (did it never occur to them to just chuck it down the toilet FFS)

* Nope it wasnt the Prison service /QUOTE]

Funnily enough I do work for the Prison Service and we have got the good old Lambour-greenies all over our STAFF toilets. Some intellectual has written underneath it ''You're worse than the dirt we lock up''. Truer words and all that.

Saila · 11-10-2011 10:31PM

you should be looking at your cock not the wall in front of you :rolleyes:

harvester of sorrow · 12-10-2011 09:03PM

this thread is gold!gold i tells ya:D:D:D:D

Batsy · 12-10-2011 09:05PM

Ally Dick wrote: »

Can somebody please explain to me why there are always snots stuck to the walls above urinals in men's toilets ?? What drives the obsession of some people to pick their nose while in the toilet, and leave the disgusting green blob stuck to the tiling above the urinal, for every other poor b@stard to have to look at up close. It's one of the most disgusting mass habits around. I cannot figure out what it's all about.

Why can't there be snot in toilets? That's something you'd expect to find there, surely (and in the toilets right next door to the Egyptology area of Bolton Museum some of the things you see in the toilet bowls are scarier than the genuine Egyptian mummies that are found in the room next door).

What you want to be more worried about is if you found snot on your Big Mac.

Kerrydude1981 · 12-10-2011 09:06PM

Could be worse it could be sh*t on the wall

kissthesky · 12-01-2012 12:43AM

****e on the wall is a low one. If I have a really stringy black n green one, I hang it on the handle knowing some poor **** is goin to put their hand on it and either get sick and contribute to the sick on the floor or else shout out ' sick ****' and get outta there

kissthesky · 12-01-2012 12:43AM

****e on the wall is a low one. If I have a really stringy black n green one, I hang it on the handle knowing some poor **** is goin to put their hand on it and either get sick and contribute to the sick on the floor or else shout out ' sick ****' and get outta there

Snots on walls in men's toilets

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