Fancy a treesome

WalterMitty · 10-08-2010 12:32AM #1

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3088071/Man-died-in-sex-stunt-with-tree.html
:eek:

W.Shakes-Beer · 10-08-2010 12:33AM

lol

Kasabian · 10-08-2010 12:34AM

Poor bloke , you really need to have some one with you when you are doing this stuff .

chillin_penguin · 10-08-2010 12:35AM

O that sounds rather painful

Superbus · 10-08-2010 12:35AM

That's kinda beyond kinky tbh.

Dunno what it is, but it's not kinky.

FearDark · 10-08-2010 12:36AM

Heard he had no problem getting wood.

The_Minister · 10-08-2010 12:37AM

...The inquest heard how bachelor Kevin died from hypothermia and blood loss from cuts on his wrists...

Sounds like his lover was a right birch.

rockmongrel · 10-08-2010 12:37AM

Good old Sun, a man dies so lets take the piss out of him.

starlit · 10-08-2010 12:37AM

Dear jasus what in gods name did he do that for! The poor thing, strange fetish to tie himself with a rope to a tree?? what exactly was he aiming at like?? Thats just weird. I thought it was actually a threesome...but when it was treesome? dear good good what got himself into that sort of malarky. He really did need an actual person to help him out!

darragh16 · 10-08-2010 12:38AM

Jaysus, the poor 'sap'.

jimmycrackcorm · 10-08-2010 12:38AM

I just read the first sentence about "A KINKY computer engineer" and thought Debugger...

DerekDGoldfish · 10-08-2010 12:38AM

I bet he loved to stick it in, imaging dying like that leaveing yourself in such an embarasing situation, ah well you know what they say Trees company

Dan Chipowski · 10-08-2010 12:39AM

rockmongrel wrote: »

Good old Sun, a man dies so lets take the piss out of him.

And rightly so.

Cheap Thrills! · 10-08-2010 12:39AM

That is heartbreaking, poor fella

starlit · 10-08-2010 12:39AM

Couldn't he have gotten a plank of wood or something??

Donkey Oaty · 10-08-2010 12:40AM

rockmongrel wrote: »

Good old Sun, a man dies so lets take the piss out of him.

Should we just pine?

darragh16 · 10-08-2010 12:43AM

Speaking of sick thoughts and fetishes, dunno if any of you have seen this:

http://video.news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Paedophile-Simon-Beard-Sentenced-For-Grooming-A-Minor-For-Sex-Over-The-Internet/Article/201008115678299?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_4&lid=ARTICLE_15678299_Paedophile_Simon_Beard_Sentenced_For_Grooming_A_Minor_For_Sex_Over_The_Internet_

I seen it on sky news a few months ago and they finally sentenced your man

Dan Chipowski · 10-08-2010 12:45AM

Special Branch don't suspect foul play.

bluto63 · 10-08-2010 12:46AM

wrote:

Mr Ellery said: "It is clear to me that having put himself in that position he could not get out of it

Glad they put their top people on it, finding out the facts

Kasabian · 10-08-2010 12:48AM

rockmongrel wrote: »

Good old Sun, a man dies so lets take the piss out of him.

Fcuk it man , even if he was your brother you'd have to raise a smile

. I know after the initial shock i would be laughing.

Duggy747 · 10-08-2010 12:48AM

I guess you could say he was barking up the wrong tree.....

....or that if he liked sex that much he should've branched out his standards a bit more...

....or maybe he should've taken a leaf out of other people's book and bought himself a fleshlamp...

....he possibly took it up wrong when somebody told him he should get to know more about his roots...

All in all, I find this story to be quite unbeleafable!

Ah, that's my puns for the day!

amacachi · 10-08-2010 12:50AM

The inquest heard how his computer was full of hardcore porn?! Christ I'd better be careful in future.

sesna · 10-08-2010 12:51AM

Duggy747 wrote: »

I guess you could say he was barking up the wrong tree.....

....or that if he liked sex that much he should've branched out his standards a bit more...

....or maybe he should've taken a leaf out of other people's book and bought himself a fleshlamp...

....he possibly took it up wrong when somebody told him he should get to know more about his roots...

Thanks for the crafty use of italics. I would never have gotten them.

Donkey Oaty · 10-08-2010 12:51AM

Apparently he was a perfectly respectable chap. But behind that veneer...

admiralofthefleet · 10-08-2010 12:52AM

silly wanker

we'llallhavetea_old · 10-08-2010 12:52AM

what was he trying to do? maybe **** himself off by pulling on the rope? it's a weird scenario.. was it all about the tree or just the tying up part i wonder?

starbelgrade · 10-08-2010 12:54AM

Is this the first known case of a person being diagnosed as a treetard?

zuroph · 10-08-2010 12:54AM

I tried this out once, you know, branch out, try new things, turn over a new leaf. but I couldnt stick it.

Duggy747 · 10-08-2010 12:55AM

sesna wrote: »

Thanks for the crafty use of italics. I would never have gotten them.

Glad to help the slower members around here. :pac:

starlit · 10-08-2010 12:57AM

Why couldn't he just have tied himself to the bed if he was into bondage stuff?

Kasabian · 10-08-2010 12:59AM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

what was he trying to do? maybe **** himself off by pulling on the rope? it's a weird scenario.. was it all about the tree or just the tying up part i wonder?

Where will you be tomorrow , we will give it a lash. :pac:

Fancy a treesome

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