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Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen
This is the ANN evening news with Kent Brockmen, Good evening in tonight's news we look at the Budget and how the economy effects you, we will also look at the big bush fires that have grip the north of the country but first we will look at the Federations decision to close all embassies and its decision to execute marine biologist Gatis Chewkas in the next few days, as well as all theses events the Federation military has close the border once again and more militia ,soldiers and marines and are patrolling the border, again more war mongering from the Federation !! from a quote from President Lava "I am in constant communication with the Amirikan government we are presently enjoying a time of peace between our two countries and are working on a treaty that will ensure that peace".
that quote was made two weeks ago from an interview on the goverment run federation news!! who report what the President wants to hear and not the truth, i would have to say ladies and gentlemen i would be worried too if i was reading the news and soldiers where standing behind the camra with AK47's but thank god i dont work for the Federation !! The President seems to have lost all interest in a treaty between the two country's and prefers his usual method ''WAR'' to get his way!!

To see what is really happening on the ground and what Darkwater Corp are going to do about border security we are going to go LIVE to ''ace news reporter of the year Todd Bannister'' well Todd how are you ??

Well Kent I am high, that’s high on success, theres some video streaming through now, the viewers are going to love this, - and so will the reporters guild at this year’s awards.

It’s coming through now Todd, what is it?? Video of the federations latest evil plot??? Cruelty to civilians??? -- its feeding through now Todd, oh my god !!! the humanity, !! how is that even possible? What are they doing with that butternut squash?? -- Todd what the hell is this?? You and the federation beach volleyball team???? Do they even have a coastline in the federation?? -- KENT ! get a hold of yourself!!, yes I was accosted by those federation devil women, and was lucky enough to have a camera running but that’s not the real story!! The correct footage is on the way, a piece I like to call “behind frienemy lines” why frienemy? Well we know there is hundreds of amrikan civilians living in extremely tough conditions in illegally held federation control on the border, I have spoken with some residents of the disputed border zone after risking the lives of several crew members – I mean my own life- to get through the boarder zone, here’s one Family, loving father Cletus rather attractive Wife – cherry – bobbi – Lou and children, Harley, diamondique and cooter,
Cleetus, what is the situation here? Well the seet-u-ation is them federales city boys came a rollin-into town blew up my dang shine still and knocked out my last tooth!! Theys building somthin big – and boy I means big up dar on the hill right on top of my were my shine was… theres them big vee-hicles a drivin up and down all day and night honest folk like me can baarly cross the road!! Heck my great grand-daddy built that still!!! (todd) its ok big guy dry those tears (off camera – make sure your getting this emotion I love it!! Award time!!) I think theres some people in Amrika you would be interested in speaking with you cleet and hearing more and hearing more about the area – do you mind if I call you cleet? How would you like to go on a little trip with your family? - what about my dirt farm?? – (todd) eh don’t worry we have plenty of “dirt in amrika and dentists lots of dentists….

There you have it Kent, I was able to use my winning charm and some help from friends to get that brave family through, after a quick meet and greet over the border with amrika and darkwater officials – unfortunately cameras were not allowed and the family were unable to comment, the family were allowed through, and are on their way to an all expenses paid hotel, followed by a studio interview - that’s an interview with me Kent not you,

This is Todd banister signing off!

In the news this evening:

The Federation is today still reeling from the spate of violent & bloody attacks across the territory, that have left many military personnel, federal marshals & civilians dead.

The atrocity's began yesterday morning when a troop of individuals some identified from c.c.t.v footage as darkwater operatives over ran an isolated border out post.

At approx 11am these individuals attacked the K2 military facility, we know believe this attack was merely a diversion tactic because while this attack was taking place a smaller group of terrorists attacked the safe house in which Condemned traitor Gatis Chewkas was under house arrest awaiting execution, 5 Deputy Federal Marshals lost their lives in the attack, Chewkas was taken from the house and escaped across the border.

In an incident later the same day a convoy transporting a rocket designed to deliver a new communications satellite into orbit was also ambushed, and many of the personnel escorting the rocket who were unarmed employees of the Federation Space program & a family of 5 traveling down the same stretch of road lost their lives in the pointless attack.

We cross now to a press conference with our President Benny Lava;

Ladies & Gentlemen our President Benny Lava,

Citizens of the Federation today our nation mourns......... yesterday morning a group of terrorists...... wait...... cowards is a better word, once again attacked our peaceful existence....... but we will not go quietly into the night, we will fight and we will be victorious, I have instructed my advisers in the Federal Marshals office to set up a task force i want everyone responsible for yesterdays cowardly attacks brought to justice........ i have placed a bounty of 1 million federation dollars on the head of Gatis Chewkas & Dark Water CEO John Mclane.

You wanted a fight well now you's have one, my Marines will turn over every Rock in the Northern territories until we find the scum that lies beneath, Marshal law has been imposed on our border anyone attempting to enter federation territory will be shot.

*deep sigh* I would like to take a moment to remember the innocent victims of yesterdays attacks, Bill & Jane Crabtree, Sons Bill Jr Bob, and little Emma............. your deaths will not go unpunished.

I say this to the Amirikan Government i warned you's months ago to put a leash on your Dogs of war now i will do it for you.

That is all i wont be taking any questions at this time.

That was a press conference with our obviously very saddened President;

Also in the news today an investigation has begun into the circumstances surrounding the leaking of the location of the safe house where The traitor Chewkas was being held.

From everyone in the Federation News Room our hearts and prayers are with the families of all who suffered losses yesterday.

Good night