Snots on walls in men's toilets

Ally Dick · 09-08-2010 01:09AM #1

Can somebody please explain to me why there are always snots stuck to the walls above urinals in men's toilets ?? What drives the obsession of some people to pick their nose while in the toilet, and leave the disgusting green blob stuck to the tiling above the urinal, for every other poor b@stard to have to look at up close. It's one of the most disgusting mass habits around. I cannot figure out what it's all about.

Ricardo G · 09-08-2010 01:11AM

Its usually fellas that have to hold there lad with 2 hands do this...:D you cant pick your nose at the same time so you just blow very hard onto the wall facing you

Celly Smunt · 09-08-2010 01:11AM

Ally Dick wrote: »

Can somebody please explain to me why there are always snots stuck to the walls above urinals in men's toilets ?? What drives the obsession of some people to pick their nose while in the toilet, and leave the disgusting green blob stuck to the tiling above the urinal, for every other poor b@stard to have to look at up close. It's one of the most disgusting mass habits around. I cannot figure out what it's all about.

too old for graffiti

starbelgrade · 09-08-2010 01:11AM

You stick them on the wall to save them for later in the night, just in case you feel peckish.

I thought everyone knew that.

Superbus · 09-08-2010 01:12AM

Consideration for other people's snack needs.

opinion guy · 09-08-2010 01:12AM

This right here. This is why after hours is just so awesome!

Celly Smunt · 09-08-2010 01:13AM

opinion guy wrote: »

This right here. This is why after hours is just so awesome!

right on dude!

opinion guy · 09-08-2010 01:17AM

pmcmahon wrote: »

right on dude!

**** is it the 80's again ?? Damn where did I leave my shoulder pads??

Deus Ex Machina · 09-08-2010 01:44AM

While we're on the subject, why, on the rare occasions that I venture into women's toilets, do I find the walls plastered with crusty blood soaked jam rags and yellowed tampons? Ladies, sort it out!

mikom · 09-08-2010 01:46AM

Ally Dick wrote: »

and leave the disgusting green blob stuck to the tiling above the urinal, for every other poor b@stard to have to look at up close.

Bruce Banner's cum?

kennethk · 09-08-2010 01:47AM

where else will ya rub it?...

oh and off topic, at Oxegen 2010 i found a rather nasty blue set of underwear, which had become as black as tar, neearly pucked:p

Pete M. · 09-08-2010 01:51AM

And while we're at it, what's the story with all the piss and sh1t in these places too?

And any snots I've seen are more yellowy-brown and chewy.....

kennethk · 09-08-2010 01:53AM

WHAT A THREAD:p:p

OutlawPete · 09-08-2010 01:55AM

Oh fucking great, just bloody great everyone :rolleyes:

Now, there is no way in hell that a certain eight year old will ever see a gent's toilet, not until he's at least 21 :mad:

jd007 · 09-08-2010 01:55AM

Has to be posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0S1VmlHb0Y

orourkeda · 09-08-2010 02:00AM

I like picking my nose while dropping a dump too.

You have to eat the crunchy snots though. The ones that cant be stuck to the wall

flanum · 09-08-2010 02:46AM

the jacks in the ****e factory where i work are brutal.. 5 cubicles for 250 workers.. snots on the walls.. the worst is the ones with a couple of nasal hairs stuck to them... now that'll make ye hurry up yer poo and get back to work!! i think there actually planted there by management!!

ScumLord · 09-08-2010 02:55AM

Never noticed that, to busy looking at my penis.

FlutterinBantam · 09-08-2010 09:23AM

Nose picking while backing out a coil is a time honoured passtime.

Look at it this way, unless you are texting your babe while cutting rope or even talking to her,your hands are free.

What better time for a bit of open cast mining and giving the schnozzle a good scoping out while the sphinct clears the load through the rear.

Bad form though, to stick your 'trophy' lads on the wall,little flick will release the hard lads and will bounce nicely off the bell end and into the pan.

Nothing worse than a lavvie wall with a fresh crop of klinkers....Eeeeeech.

Put a lad right off his morning squeeze.

phill106 · 09-08-2010 10:57AM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Nose picking while backing out a coil is a time honoured passtime.

Look at it this way, unless you are texting your babe while cutting rope or even talking to her,your hands are free.

What better time for a bit of open cast mining and giving the schnozzle a good scoping out while the sphinct clears the load through the rear.

Bad form though, to stick your 'trophy' lads on the wall,little flick will release the hard lads and will bounce nicely off the bell end and into the pan.

Nothing worse than a lavvie wall with a fresh crop of klinkers....Eeeeeech.

Put a lad right off his morning squeeze.

How convenient that your avatar portrays this lovely image

hillbilly999 · 09-08-2010 06:34PM

:eek:

King Felix · 09-08-2010 06:44PM

It's usually them oul fellas, who have to lean over against the urinal wall with one hand for support, cock in the other, wracking up their lungs, spitting on the wall.

Mike 1972 · 09-08-2010 07:22PM

flanum wrote: »

the jacks in the ****e factory where i work are brutal.. 5 cubicles for 250 workers.. snots on the walls.. the worst is the ones with a couple of nasal hairs stuck to them... now that'll make ye hurry up yer poo and get back to work!! i think there actually planted there by management!!

I worked in a skangerhole of a place onetime (thankfully not for very long) where shyte smeared on the walls* was a regular sight along with cigarette butts/ash all over the place (did it never occur to them to just chuck it down the toilet FFS)

* Nope it wasnt the Prison service

A V A · 09-08-2010 08:01PM

hahahahahahaha

i do this some times :S:S its ****in discusting tho

nullzero · 09-08-2010 08:04PM

In a staff toilet in a job I worked in a few years ago there were two cubicles.
One of them had a mighty collection of snots deposited in the area surrounding the toilet roll holder, maybe a number running into the hundreds.
One day the walls were painted, going from a god awful dark red (I suppose red and green should never be seen:pac:) to white.
The result was that the huge collection of snots that now occupied a sizeable section of the wall gave the impression of woodchip wallpaper. Good work lads.

Local-womanizer · 09-08-2010 08:10PM

flanum wrote: »

the jacks in the ****e factory where i work

If you work in a sh1te factory,is your place of work not the toilets??

skelliser · 09-08-2010 08:11PM

This is truely an epic thread!

kudos! kudos!

FlutterinBantam · 09-08-2010 08:38PM

King Felix wrote: »

It's usually them oul fellas, who have to lean over against the urinal wall with one hand for support, cock in the other, wracking up their lungs, spitting on the wall.

You have something there, my friend.

The Flutter had occasion to visit the pisser in the Kestrel in Walkinstown.

Up to the bowl and was doing his business when in hobbles this auld lad, chopper out halfway across the floor,deep shade of purple,staggers to a pisser bowl and the arm on the wall while a jet of piss hops off the area beside the bowl.

Then drags a ****ing 'pocket watch' of phlegm from his lungs and spits it on the wall

Fcuker hung there like a jellyfish before sliding downwards to rest on the rim of the pisser bowl.

Finishes with a watery bladderhy fart ,string of pearls like,buttons up and leaves without washing his hands

Jaysus, right sickened me ,so it did.

nullzero · 09-08-2010 08:44PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

You have something there, my friend.

The Flutter had occasion to visit the pisser in the Kestrel in Walkinstown.

Up to the bowl and was doing his business when in hobbles this auld lad, chopper out halfway across the floor,deep shade of purple,staggers to a pisser bowl and the arm on the wall while a jet of piss hops off the area beside the bowl.

Then drags a ****ing 'pocket watch' of phlegm from his lungs and spits it on the wall

Fcuker hung there like a jellyfish before sliding downwards to rest on the rim of the pisser bowl.

Finishes with a watery bladderhy fart ,string of pearls like,buttons up and leaves without washing his hands

Jaysus, right sickened me ,so it did.

Beautifully evocative!

Ally Dick · 10-08-2010 09:55PM

I've noticed some fellas at work doing deep nasal excavation while sitting at their desk. I get the impression they're the same ignorami rubbing snots on tiling as they are doing an uimhir a haon

high heels · 10-08-2010 10:20PM

Today walked into the cubicle to blood squirted all over the door..

It has to be H as no one injects them self's other than heroin users... Kinda scary as its a huge corporate company you wonder who it is..

Snots on walls in men's toilets

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